Since I was a child, I have been interested in the question: why do the Basics of Life Safety teach the military affairs?

Interview on one of the Zello channels. Participants get to know each other.
Boy: I am Sergey, from Khabarovsk, 72 kilograms, 183 centimeters, 24...
The girl: Oh! Twenty and four centimeters!! This is yes!!...
Boy: 24 years...

Comments on Manga:

Yasha5588: How many dead animals can be dragged on>_<
Dying: Living animals are harder to drag - they brag.
XTihiroX: Death, you already know

[xxx] Played a total thief new for Sparta
XXX was attacked. Force ratio of 1/3
[xxx] I placed a pair of squads of copers on all passages to the point of capture, and I ordered the shore armies to carry out the tactics of exhaustion.
A third of the enemy landed. killed all of them. The ratio was on my side.
[xxx] All the others are displaced. I am building a new line of defense. I close the holes. I wait. Archery enter the ranks of spy carriers and open fire - miraculously kill the commander.
[xxx] And here is the enemy’s first squad from the run-up hitting on my spies...
xxx and that is all. The game flew.
[xxx] This battle lasted for an hour. What a fucking shit. All my diamond fruits in military tactics and strategy have gone nowhere.
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[yyy] If your story were a movie, I would say it has a very sudden ending.)
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You sit in the cinema and watch "300 Spartans". Before the battle, Leonid speaks of courage and courage. In the next scene, they run against each other. And here is the first Persian with screams and a spear in his hand jumps on Leonid and here on the screen a huge window of the screw, a characteristic sound and it is written - "The app finishes the work. Do you want to report the error to our experts?"
[yyy] =D

00:56:27 xxx
And my girlfriend is giving birth to my doctor.)
00:56:35 yyy
Every year?

Review of Great Wall Hover on the well-known website:
Author: Mikhail Viktorovich
The real disadvantages:
A two-second turbocharging that you should always remember when starting
- about the passport expenditure of 10 liters - not even dreaming
The native curtains are too short - change them immediately for long curtains.
Marriage betrayal on the back sofa is extremely difficult.

The people suspected something when the wife of the president of the country bought a bag of salt and two boxes of lights in the store.

The old tomatoes.
A familiar historian, a collector of Siberian folklore.

It was long ago, before the king. There was a Lord of the Tomsk diocese to travel through the surrounding parishes with inspection. I decided to start with the poorest. I came, I watched - the churchwoman is old, the child is poor, but the matter is done, the services are going well. Poppy young shoutro runs, even on the table someone covered something, the stool put. Sitting to Dinner. He raises the toast:
Drink a drink, Lord! We drank and ate. He shakes again:
Let’s drink, Daddy, one by one! One more, and one more...
There was an inspection.
How long, how short, did the lord go to the richest parish. Look - the church is large, everything in gold, the parishioners are merchants and industrialists. Pop walks thick important, the beard shakes. Dinner is over, the table is broken. Sitting to Dinner. The toast raises:
Let us drink, Lord, at first! We drank and ate. He shakes again:
Let us drink, Lord, for the second time! Then the third, the fourth...
He returned from a trip, and a week later he issued an order: the poop from the poorest parish to be placed on the richest, and the poop from the rich, on the contrary.
The offended pop came to Tomsk, and to the lord:
Father, why did I get so ugly?? to
The Lord answered:
No matter, it will be useful to you. You will not be, a caregiver like that, drinks of other people to count.

When they say “10 years ago” I think of the 90s, not 2003.

xxx: I'm a loader, and I don't want to unload the fur before 11 p.m., I want to read at my Hobbit warehouse!!! to

It turned out that those mice who received the microorganisms of lean people, after how many weeks retained the normal percentage of fat, and those who got the intestinal microflora of the fat began to gain weight. When the mice of both groups after infection were placed in one cell and they began to exchange microflora (mice sometimes eat feces), the microflora of the lean "beaten" the microflora of the fat: both groups of mice remained thin.
If you want to lose weight, don’t ask how.
YYY : is weak. I sell. and expensive.
Zzzz: What to eat to lose weight?
QQ: Eat the fat. Fully
DDD: As usual, all through the ass.

XXX: Today I took the teaching. And the whole group treated him differently.
YYY :?? to
xxx: He looked at the cursor of one of us, breathed hard and said: "I will die from Facebook spamming";

You realize that autumn has come when you start spending more time in the bathroom.
YYY: Because you start eating strawberries? XD is
xxx: no, because there, unlike the apartment, there is a hot heating. >_<

The lecture. The windows opened. A wedding courtyard passes through the window, and as usual, the machines bicycle. This harmonious ball of sirens silences the voice of the lecturer. As a result, the audience laughs.
This sound seems to make many happy.
Voice from the audience (1): Or jealousy.
The voice from the audience (2): or sorrow.

Listen, don’t throw me any more spots on Skype while at work, okay?
YYY: And what happened?
xxx: Yes boss, fool, gave us all the Remote Vision Express
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Monitoring of subordinates
Will he see what you called him a fool?
XXX is fucking.

Game Lord of the Rings Online:

Ketsalkoatl: Kurunul... who? This is why you are trying to break your tongue!!! to
[Community] Kurunoldoryan: Have you seen it?

It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.
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You, baby, are speaking for yourself. and ;)

Do you play guitar at 2 p.m.?

Yyy: Well, I didn’t do it so often, because after one occasion I felt sorry for them. They called the local driver, who was driving for about an hour, without waiting for him, they decided to beat me with their music, well, and in the end, when they knocked on me, I said, "Nothing like this, they were making a noise here." You are not lucky :D

Zzzz: Ahhh, that was you!

The Anti-Piracy Law:
The fight against piracy in our country is when people who download free music and movies want to jail other people who pump free oil and gas.

In my theory, that the human body decomposes, and then is absorbed by the roots of plants and turns into beautiful flowers is more interesting.
Per it is a rebirth.

It is biology.