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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86697
 08.09.2013
Sometimes you look at the night sky and see a bright scenery.
"ah, the star has fallen!" - say romantic subtle natures.
" and The tank with the shit with the ISS was thrown down..." - do you think

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86696
 08.09.2013
Q: What type of model do you have?
and Frankenstein. Two of the dead were recovered.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86695
 08.09.2013
X: I left for a moment, left the laptop on the couch, my girlfriend was sitting next to me.
I go back unnoticed, the girl ticks the plug in the headset hole and whisper "beware of the laptop, now I rape you" after which a whispering chilling voice says "oh no, but not the plug from the headphones, not", "uhahhaha, as it is necessary, now you will learn how to remove the music from the contact". My jaw hanged off, she noticed me quickly put a laptop and pretended as if she was doing nothing, singing a song whatever it was.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86694
 08.09.2013
My cat reminds me of our opposition. He sincerely believes that from the fact that he is not in the pot, but next to it, something will change. He knows that nothing will change from a single action, but he will surely catch the puzzles, or it will take half a day, but he can do nothing with himself - his consecrated nature requires the fulfillment of his civil duty, because who, if not he.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №86693
 08.09.2013
A familiar, happy mother of six-year-olds told: "Miniature from the lives of twins: to decide who of them opens the oven (burning cookies), decided to play in the "Stone-blade-paper" - 12 times showed the same figures!!! It was a lot of fun."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86692
 08.09.2013
About the training.
Every week I learn what I don’t know yet. Thus, the quantity of what I do not know is constantly increasing and greatly exceeds in quantity and, most importantly, in quality what I already know.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86691
 08.09.2013

Wife: Clive, Clive Today is cleaning!! to
I: Oh God...
Who I married...
________
Chandler, hold on to it!! to

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86690
 08.09.2013
Okay, maybe someone will suggest a good fantastic movie with a good soundtrack.

"Star Wars of the Year"!

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