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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74053
 09.12.2012
Abkhazian scientists have extracted bald kiwi.
Now the researchers plan to use the results for the selection of hairy watermelons.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74052
 09.12.2012
xxx: Playing the piano in the evenings, I sometimes get excited and overwhelmed for eleven hours, which is why the neighbors start to knock on the battery.
I always want to imagine that this is applause, and continue.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74051
 09.12.2012
Somewhere in a simple Peter’s apartment.
xxx:(01:55) OMG, you can't imagine that I now experienced..such an adrenaline release..such a horror..Sister's cat dropped the terrarium with cockroaches and, of course, the cockroaches did run away..I shouted (I fear them, rather I don't tolerate the touch of their legs..be-e-e..worms on the skin)hunted them..when I covered them with all the cups that got under the hand, I thought for a long time how to transplant them into the terrarium.I laid the leaves under the glass to move and then sharply dropped them into the terrarium of cockroaches, so they cling to their legs behind this sheet..I asked them to cut them off and cry myself..this was terrible..The most terrible thing would be
xxx:(02:34)aaaaah... I missed the calculation...one bastard jumped out of the closet and broke into the kitchen.
yyy:(02:34) run away!!!!!! to
xxx:(02:35)It’s you the cockroach or me... hi-hi))))
yyy:(02:37) to you))
xxx:(02:39)no, I’m better on the chair while I sit...I put a glass on it, so it won’t fall away...I hope it’s still the last...
yyy:(02:40) hold on to it!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74050
 09.12.2012
Pregnant woman in condition:
My butterfly will soon get my ribs out)))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74049
 09.12.2012
There will be no future in Windows 8. There is no sapphire or coffin.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74048
 09.12.2012
X: Strange shit, when I grew up, I started to love manuka :D
Y is out. I will also sell for a manna soul) and before
Y: In other words, he would have sold his soul to someone.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74047
 09.12.2012
X: Girls, please tell me, where is the best place to hide yai?
Y: The best place on the comp in the parroted folder.
Z: And I hid the journals and flashes in the computer block.
Y: Right, it is best immediately on the flash, so to always carry with you, so to speak, the most native closest to the heart. )))
X: But where can I find a terabytes flash?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74046
 09.12.2012
I am sitting with a friend in Aske. I am in Chelyabinsk, she is in Peter. I uploaded a 2 gig file.

I: Fuck, I have a speed of 200 kbps, 2 hours will be rolling... Yopt.
She: Let me jump quickly and take you off?

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74045
 09.12.2012
DrRoy: Lord, answer, is it just that I have a ghost ringtone in my pants pocket?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №74044
 09.12.2012
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See also: lol
And Anita too!! And now the chest has grown, it’s just impossible! Yesterday, in bed for half a night, we were tormented – I thought the fire would kill me, so shake it up...
Mice cried and cried, but they continued...")))))

[ + -6 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74043
 09.12.2012
I already think that I am destined to die immediately after sex, from happiness probably ah, and my angel guardian to fuck what a professional of his business and will not allow me to give at least one shit in this life.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74042
 09.12.2012
I collect a collection of weapons-pistols, machine guns, grenades, knives; all this is wood and aluminum-simply copies, and I hang on the wall. Today came a nephew with a five-year-old daughter.The child quietly, looked closely at the wall, and quietly asks.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №74041
 09.12.2012
Grag: Just a dialogue at work:
You are a serial alcoholic!
I just like two series.
He: Believe me, I don’t drink all too!

[ + 14 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74040
 09.12.2012
When I’m asked what it’s like to keep a puppy at home

What a shit!! Remember it finally! What a fucking thing, but what a thing!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74039
 09.12.2012
I celebrated my anniversary this Saturday. And there was such a contest: I show a picture with an animal, and the guests must name the similarities of the anniversary and the animal. And when I got to the white, logically I have to say reserve. But one little boy stood out shouting:"She also has hair!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74038
 09.12.2012
I read on Wikipedia about Lower Tagil (don’t ask how I got to this article):

Due to the fact that the UVA (Uralvagonzavod) is run by qualified directors from Moscow, the equipment in most workshops at the factory has not been replaced since its founding, and capital and cosmetic repairs are carried out only before the arrival of the top executives. Inside the factory can be passed only after showing a special pass, the phone and electronic devices can not be brought with you (to prevent information leakage). However, if you buy a special pass, this restriction will be lifted.

Likewise, for some unknown reason, the roads in Tagil if they are repaired, then in the cold season or in the rain, the same applies to the repair of heatways.

[ + 33 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74037
 09.12.2012
The Supreme Court, which belongs to the Supreme Court of Great Britain, has made a fundamentally new decision that could have serious consequences for the processes of adoption of children by believing families. The court ruled that Christians with traditional views on sexual ethics are not suitable for the role of adoptive parents – their beliefs may be detrimental to children.
In its ruling, the court firmly defended the homosexual worldview. Jones were denied the opportunity to take a child up because of their religious beliefs, despite their good reputation as adoptive parents.
The court ruled that traditional Christian moral beliefs are potentially dangerous for children, and that parents with Christian beliefs should not be considered as potential adoptive parents.
The judges noted that there was no religious discrimination against Jones in the decision, as they were denied the opportunity to raise a child because of their views of sexual ethics, not because of their Christian beliefs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74036
 09.12.2012
No to Natalia! I will not do it! I just want to lose weight. Lose weight, not mummify yourself.
So why wow?? to

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74035
 09.12.2012
My mom found a leaflet where I wrote down the ingredients for the grass in Skyrim.
The licked mushroom, the eggs of the pineapple, the nails of Vorgei, the grey root of Nirna.
At some point, she was actually a little scared.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74034
 09.12.2012
<Others> the people. Is the calendar on the phone limited? from 1970 to 2036.
Jindos <PankSyroid> Why do you have a calendar for 25+ years ahead?
<PankSyrood> did you have a meeting appointment?

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