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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №139469
 09.03.2017
100 years ago, in the villages, women had a choice: to work hard in the field, or to raise children. They chose the second one. It is easier and more interesting. And now a lot of interesting activities, substances of all kinds, and who can explain to a woman why she needs five children?
and----
Women had no choice at the time. And hard work, and pregnancy, and raising children - all at the same time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139468
 09.03.2017
Time heals, but the price is deadly.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139467
 09.03.2017
Old officers know that only salaks and fools are justified. The real military responds to any, even the most unfair reproach of the chief, “yes”, “so sure”, “blame”.
During the Crimean War, the old Field Marshal Paskevich (a war hero from 1812; Nicholas I, who served under his leadership in his youth, called him his "father-commandor" all his life) came somehow to observe the crossing of Russian troops across the Danube. According to the law of wickedness, in front of the eye of the Field Marshal sank one of the pontons of the bridge led across the river. Well, when will the iron be drowned, if not when the boss appears! The old man’s mood did not improve.
And here turned under his hand captain of the fleet Greve, commandered to the Danube army. The man was smart and calm, he had nothing to do with the crossing, but in the head of the field marshal, naturally, the bridge, the water and the naval officer merged together. Paskevitch began to speak to Greve for a bad transit. The captain coldly agreed with all of the commander-in-chief's remarks, repeating after him, "Really bad, your light. Absolutely rightly, your light is disregard, inexcusable omission, and so on.” From each such response, the Field Marshal became more and more angry, and finally, finally falling into anger, shouted:
Who are you!
- The passers, your light, - calmly replied Greve.
The reassured Field Marshal returned on his own, taking with him the "passenger", whom he invited to lunch.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №139466
 09.03.2017
Flowers are not the most practical gift on March 8. A few days and then into the garbage. Another thing is the pig head. This is a soup, and cold, and just beautiful.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139465
 09.03.2017
xxx: you are bad you don't understand in computers))) websites on Ubuntu write a linux shit))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139464
 09.03.2017
The Diet

> At home, I have two dishes to choose from: vegetables from the steamer or ham without salt.
In the morning there is no choice: cheese or ham without salt.
In the evening, again, the choice is small: kefir or "no fig for the night to eat, brush your teeth and go to bed!"
Therefore, I cannot be invited to visit: I eat a lot.

And I have a hobby: to seduce such a sufferer to temptation, and then watch, will be able to find the strength to stop itself or sadly explode :-D
Because, as it was well said here, "mimimi, the touching helplessness of the girl before her own appetite..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №139463
 09.03.2017
It is no secret that friends do not grow in the garden, even if they are buried there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139462
 09.03.2017
In 1974, he was on a two-month business trip to Belarus. There were often rabbits on the road at night. He was chasing, but never caught. :unknw: And then, many years later, I’m walking around the city at night and... I see "that’s jumping " by the side. White is like that. The rabbit? Drive to the right and.... to the left :shok: :shok:. Athlete in white shoes. :crazy: Since then I have not reacted to "country".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №139461
 09.03.2017
Classes in the mine-explosive case were conducted by the “invited star” – Colonel Vinodov, whom we called the “Bond” for his manner of appearing: Vinodov. Colonel Vino of... du".

The first lesson took place in the classroom. Bond, presenting himself in his corporate style, put a diplomat on the table and, rubbing his hands, began:

In Japanese folklore there are very interesting and unique monsters. For example, Sagari is a horse head hanging from a branch of a tree in the forest.
Sirime is a ghost with an eye in his ass.
Hitosume-Kozzo looks like a bald and one-eyed boy, and Hoonade is a ghostly arm flying apart from the owner.
I will not say exactly, but there is a suspicion that the reason for the appearance of such strange creatures was that the Japanese early enough to take the powder from the Chinese.
So, the theme of our first lesson: "Security techniques in the handling of explosive substances."
Sgtmadcat ©

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139460
 09.03.2017
<yum> Have you ever watched the show?
<plumbus> is that which every day rotates on the first channel, with Malakhov?
<yum> ah... no. There, in short, about crazy monsters who prove to be much more ugly morally than outwardly.
<plumbus> yes it is.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139459
 09.03.2017
To this...

Buddhism is to enjoy what you have.
I have osteochondrosis... I am happy!! to

So is yes! Rejoice that you have ALL "osteochondrosis".
Not the cancer of the rectum.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139458
 09.03.2017
Dog:...For example, there was such an interesting custom – to grab a jacket. A pair of needles of sewing and blades (not English) solves the problem. And the cylinder from the motorcycle in the bag with the second shoe solved the problem of waiting after school. Security and detectors? Chinese foods are not used.

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