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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №140331
 09.04.2017
There are hallucinogenic frogs, but here is the question, does the hallucinogen act on frogs themselves? And if so, do the frogs lick each other?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №140330
 09.04.2017
A young woman with a small salary began to work.
And suddenly the accountant resolutely issues:
Salary is good, but it is good for women.
Everything accordingly.
No comments.
Even cosmetics for women is a much more expensive item than for men.
Let us go further...
So what logic does a woman need less money?

WOW: Understand your young brain: all you need. Forget about that. The last time you were asked what and how much you needed were your parents and relatives. Everyone else is damned. You get paid as much as you agree. It’s not about who you are, girl or guy. The question is how much you can ask and how much you can claim. Agree on a hundred rubles - one hundred rubles nobody will pay you. You claim a million bucks - dare. The more you ask, the more you will be asked. But only because "you need" - no one will give too much.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140329
 09.04.2017
I will tell you that the worst thing at a wedding is the ransom of the bride when her girlfriends are teachers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №140328
 09.04.2017
A minute of advertising:
To clean all surfaces in the house, use a universal remedy - Mamavgosti will come! Momovhosty will come - to help you in the shortest possible time to bring order in the whole house! From the creators of the popular tool for students - the last night pre-exam!
Not sold in the pharmacy.
For the best result, use an enhanced remedy - the mother-in-law will come.
The attention! Frequent use of the product leads to nervous disorders in you, your husband, children and cat!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140327
 09.04.2017
Context advertising offers on one page "credit under guarantee of real estate" and "wholesale delivery of flowers"...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140326
 09.04.2017
Probably many of you have heard about the "life hack", it is said that to clean the steam or evaporator, you can pour water with citric acid inside.
Yes, yes – it can be. It really helps. The dirt evaporates excessively!

But!

For some reason, those who talk about this "lifhack" forget to warn that inhaling this same steam is an extremely bad idea!

In short, I cleaned my mom’s stove two hours ago, while I was sitting with her in guests with the children. As a result, the entire apartment in a single pair. I have a chemical lung burn (diagnosed by a doctor with forty years of experience, according to my father) not fatal, of course, but extremely unpleasant. An hour of coughing before vomiting and bitter bitterness in the throat until now.

Be careful, and all good cats!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140325
 09.04.2017
Hell, in Syria after the bombing of the WFP looks better than our roads after the winter :(

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