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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86741
 09.09.2013
<xxx> 433 MHz remote control module (buttons/trigger, two relays)
<yyy> cards, money, two trunk
<yyy> buttons, trigger, two relays
<xxx> and
<xxx> we are making a movie

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86740
 09.09.2013
mmm: From a mathematical point of view, the ideal figure is a ball
Fire is here!
We need to strive
MMM: But this is from the point of view of mathematics, not mathematicians.
MMM: The question is the application. Is this how mathematics uses bodies? He drops them from the height, submerges them in the water, rides on different surfaces...
Mathematics is completely different.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86739
 09.09.2013
The head of the main armored tank management of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation Lieutenant General Alexander Shevchenko, speaking on Saturday, September 7, on the radio station "Echo of Moscow", said that the Ministry considered the game World of Tanks as "one of the stages of preparation of future tankers".

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86738
 09.09.2013
We have a live orchestra playing all kinds of retro on weekends near the house (I clarify: quite retro, not even the 80s), grandmothers and grandparents come from all the surrounding neighborhoods to dance old valses.
We go by with my husband, admire, play something slow, couples dance, grandparents invite grandmothers, active grandmothers invite grandparents, do not shower. Two grandmothers are standing, the other is cloudy:
All my life I have been standing modestly at the wall.

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