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 31.07.2014
Well well. I am, I mean, such, on the federal highway, within the city, at a speed of 60, otherwise I cannot, in the flow of food, and here your body on the transit flies out. Well, you can get hot, you are on a zebra. And the sign, here it is, at the pedestrian (yes, straight near the zebra, not early, no!). How many seconds do I have to react and slow down? 5 is? 10 is? Behind it is a loaded fur. The same 60. And if I still get to slow down, she’s bothered. In the end, 2 cups. Not always everything is so unambiguous. And all the wise people are advised to sit in front of the car, drive a ride, and then we will talk.
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As long as the flow forms ebla, like you, it will be. Read the rules carefully, shit, everything is written there. I reflect on the "chuccha is not a reader": if you do not have time to react, do not rush. In the original "choose the speed of movement.... taking into account the characteristics....visibility... "And further on the text. The speed limit is the maximum, not the minimum. And yet, if you don’t spin the frog on the sides, you can see ALL the signs and all the markings, just if they were. But you, fucking, then on the phone, then on the girl, then the magnetic twist, here and fuck everything in the world.
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