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xxx: I’m wondering how parents in the U.S. determine that a child called a daddy and didn’t see a corpse?

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You would also ask how they distinguish a ship from a sheep. They speak differently. Likewise, dad and dead sound very different.

And if it doesn’t understand anyone, then this someone can listen to how the Germans speak in Russian. As one German woman told me, “You have a church – a cathedral, a fence around the house – a cathedral, a lock on the door – a cathedral, if the stomach hurts – also a cathedral! Very difficult Russian language..."
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