I understood how Linux is different from the screw, you can beat your head on the keyboard and you will not open dozens of programs that you see for the first time in your life.

Only three headlines.
1st Fountain "Friendship of Peoples" accused of drug propaganda
Yekaterinburg politician held a meeting with the mayor
Police distribute a “photobot” of a marijuana-eaten mouse

My HTC Sensation (I don’t know how it is with other phones, frankly) when it tells me about low charging levels, additionally turns on a red LED that burns constantly. The suicide?

by GREEM:
I just got back with a harvest from this "child club". They made eight-legged there from the shell of walnuts, plasticine and bushin for the eyes. When he saw the result, the hawr joyfully proclaimed to the whole room: "Kulhu!"
I’m starting to understand how it feels to be proud of a child.)

Two parallel streets. One is called intelligence.
The second is intelligence. After a while, it becomes Ul. The Green.
Yyy: The second intelligence was under cover

The game WOT, the beginning of the battle. One of the players with the nick "fuck you spilberg". He is asked in the chat: "What, do you not like Spielberg?" Answer: "No, just in all the games I have a nick "spilberg", and here he was busy...

I: Yes and generally, after I installed Linux, there was no sex for 1.5 years
Max: I warned you that Linux is monogamous.

In order to make our sysadmin spit (spit or come) to the user, the latter must at least pull out the patchcard and put the system...

is logical. The rest of the problems normal sisadmin is able to solve remotely.

I am sitting in the bank.
Calls an economist and a hurricane that can't make the table wider, I've tried everything, say, I can't, help!!! to
I go from one office to another. I quietly approached her car.
It looks like, you see, it doesn’t work, but without saying a word, it moves the table and... voila! It all succeeded. I didn’t get my hand out of my pockets.
And I quietly spoke, thank you for coming.

The news:
Thanks to the activity of Internet users on the maps of the DPRK, concentration camps for political prisoners have been detected. Detailed information about prisons disguised as cities and villages was made public on the Internet.

The commentary:
On the map of Washington, a terrorist camp disguised as the White House was discovered.

xxx: I look here at the first page of the newspaper, which now lies in the kitchen. Big title: "The most popular Russian actress Svetlana Hodchenkov" - and even bigger photo of her. Who is that, damn damn? The first time I see her. A little above her head is another title: "The secret of people's love for weather forecasts has been revealed." What?? What a secret? What kind of love? What kind of people?
Don’t read Soviet newspapers before lunch.
Hm, there are no others.
Do not read any of them.

My musk (mama) approaches me here and asks me what everybody has for Gangnam Style. I breathed, throwing her on the mail link to YouTube, where the video. She looked, looked and forgot. My father came home late in the evening, he was on a shift. I am going to the bathroom, I am going to the bathroom. The last thing she saw was Musk dragging Batha into their room. I sit in the bathroom and enjoy the warm water. And here the door... no, it doesn’t open, it just flies out. And these two... in a jump, the legs on the laminate ride. Batya, 120 kilograms of pure joy...Something in the middle between the gang and the dance of small swallows.
Gangham style, epic... No, no matter what you say, two fools are power...

[15:39:55] tchc: Well the dick and?
[15:43:37] rrr: ща pgdi
[15:43:42] rrr: here the question of life is decided
[15:43:50] rr: my grandmother in firefox missed shooters and house

BoTt: We have one comrade at work. He just dropped something on the flash. He pulled out the flash and went. After taking a few steps I almost shouted "what did I do?!", then returned, inserted the flash back, safely pulled it out and went on his business.

and youth. Commentary on where the tank moved the road:

Judging by speed, it is a lightning: the cars are lit, the art will cover.

It was a dream for all of us!! In short, I dreamed I was in the past, in 2008.
I go through the city and go into the castle. And there he sits... You never get... Steve, his mother, Jobs!!! He sits, looks at me and talks. "I was waiting for you. And I am "Steve! But you are dead!" And he is me "No, Yaroslav! All villi people do not die, they fall into the past and live happily. Looking around, he lives like Indiana Jones. A bunch of artifacts, skulls, and so on. But all the salt began when he offered to go down with him to the basement, where he came up with something incredible that would help the whole world. I go down and he tells me. "Look, Yaroslav, here is (ATTENTION), it’s chickens!"No, you imagine, chickens! He breeds chickens and calls it salvation for all mankind!!! "Let’s go on to Yaroslavl. Here I have pigs and pigs..." You know, this was my first time I woke up and rattled like a horse)))
It’s time to get involved with alcohol.

1: And you never noticed me in the shirt of the colour of hydroxide peach.

You are as invisible as the reaction of a kilogram of sodium in a glass of water.

Jedi: I played in WOT... dropped out of school, served a year in tanks (I am afraid to start the game.)

Today in the office:
A contract with one of the organizations must be terminated. The manager calls the organization and asks:
What document do you need to terminate the contract?
The informational letter.
In what form should the letter be?
In the arbitrary.

The manager (without putting on the phone) says to the boss standing next to him:
-Paul Sergeevich, to terminate the contract they want us a letter of information.
What a letter?
In an arbitrary form.
Write, go to the fuck.

I was very surprised when I ran skiing for the first time this year that everyone was overtaking me.
XHH: I thought the problem was in skiing, lubrication or attachments.
HH: And then it turned out that in another fig.
WOW: Isn’t it the one in which the shoes run perpendicular to the skies? and :)
You knew it :)))