Odin: From the medical website
Odin: Articles on “Dentistry”
Oral sex or does a woman need cunnilingus?
Odin: No, of course I heard something from the old Freud about the phobias about the dental vagina, but to put it straight to the section of Dentistry...

I go to work, and on the radio they say about the actress Mila Kunis, that she's really ah-wah what. I think when I come to work I will read about it. And here I hit in the search engine Mila Kunis, only killed and behind the voice of the boss: "Yes, Kuni it is really cute" and goes away...This grief from the rust of colleagues, still in my ears...

XXX: The client of OOO Saturn. In the sun, 6.
YYY: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun. I suppose that Mercury on the Sun, 1 is...
ZZZ: The Bear Bite the Branch Bite the Raspberry, the Jurky Suslik Bite the Pearl.YYYY?
XXX: Are you still celebrating?

One thing I do not understand. When the news shows that someone has committed a crime, someone built or died, they often say this phrase "The question of initiating a criminal case" is resolved. Is it how? Why can't you immediately put a penalty on an officer who struck down a person on the transit? Why decide something? The type we want - we will excite, and we will not excite. Either they play in the stone of the paper scissor or throw a coin, arouse it or not. Although, most likely is that it is just discussing the amount of bribery for not initiating the case. If they do not agree on the price, they decide to excite. How do you explain this television phrase?? to

When entertainment and humor sites will add to the interface the button "hide jokes about Depardieu" shob he was healthy)

Mr. proud > Shepard in the collector armor is like Guyver.
J@h > Who is Gaiver?
Lookikoon > who is Shepard?

The Prep:
Who are you? Give the equation!

Tuna: Now I know what it means "To put on dogs"
Did you go hunting?
No, I was in guests. They have two dogs.
I sat on the couch and they slept on me.
Tuna: I wanted to go to the toilet, and they are such nurses. I almost described myself.

Ignorance is one of the oldest forms of emotional violence.
He raped me.

Client call to specialist:

Q: Set up a program.
C: Which one?
K: I don’t know...
Q: What kind of program?
K: I do not know.
Q: What do you want to do with her?
Q: To be able to do something with photos.
Q: What to do with the photo?
Q: You are an expert, you see!
Q: There are hundreds of programs for working with photos what specifically do you want from the program?
Q: My wife heard from a friend that you can take pictures from the phone and what to do with them!

And can’t they ask the admin?
Yes, in the office, they have such mahorous admins working.
Sweaters, in one word

My colleague at work today told me that the ancient Maya were wrong, and the end of the world was to happen not 12.12.12, but this year, that is, 13.13.13.

After another scandal, she asked her mom:
I: How do you tolerate it? She is clearly not right! You are still apologizing.
One of the main guidelines in family life is to always apologize to your wife.
I: Even when are you right?
Especially when you are right.

I sit with my sister at night, I write a course, she spores. He asks to let the computer print, printing on drafts. He says that they have distributed spores, to whom what questions to write, and at the exam will be shared.
I say, look, warn you that you are printing on the drawings, or maybe someone will check out my mom’s recipe for the cabbage.
She’s in response – yes and okay, she’s delicious, the prep 5 will put :)

YYY
Great to be in the decree!! I jumped up at 6 p.m. fed, washed, played in "ku-ku", cooked lunch, fed, slept, washed, fed, played in "ku-ku" bought, slept, you can go and scratch...)))))

XXX is
and all!! The rest of the time is free!!!!))))))))))))))))))))

YYY
This is if one child, usually in the envelope is the one born by the mother-in-law)))))

The United States has raised its debt threshold. Greece is in debt. Spain, Ireland and Portugal too. Russia, Germany and Japan have budget deficits. Cyprus has sought loans from Russia. Anyone will tell me, who, bl... you, all the money???? to

[5 Jan at 11:51]
Bassist threatens up to 8 years in prison

[8 Jan at 1:06]
Bassist threatens 15 years in prison

[8 Jan at 14:18]
I need a new bass guitarist without bad habits!! to

So the guys walked :D

Client - I need to go to the web configurator, I don't know how to go?
Support - You want to clarify with us whether you know how to go to the web configurator?
Customer – yes
Support - Tell me, do you know how to go to the web configurator?
The client is no.
Support – This means that you don’t know how to access the web configurator.

When I observe my dog choosing a place to sit down and hang out, I begin to think that the world is much more complex than we think.

XXX: What is the name of your son?
YYY: The battle
In honor of the northern wind?! to
YYY: Oh, yes, in his own honor.