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[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92206
 08.01.2014
100 years ago Germany began World War I.
75 years ago, Germany began World War II.
50 years ago the Soviet Union and East Germany signed a 20 year Treaty of Friendship
25 years ago, Germany destroyed the Berlin Wall.

I expect something special from Germany this year.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92205
 08.01.2014
How to Survive in a Falling Airplane Title:
"What religion should be professed in a terrorist captured aircraft"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №92204
 08.01.2014
In connection with the move I sell furniture. Placed on a well-known website an advertisement on the sale of the sofa, with a photo, as appropriate. Cheap, the sofa is great. A month passed, there were only a couple of calls, and nobody even came to see him. I decided to squeeze and make a tough chit-mode. I scotted the couch again, with my three-colored furry cat Murka sitting on it. I uploaded a new photo to the site. The sofa was picked up the next day!! Cats are zombies!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92203
 08.01.2014
The Idealist:
“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer, from all the windows of Schubert’s waltz and the crush of the French bull... What’s wrong?

“Moscow is free from the Russian men’s reindeer; in all the courts the counts themselves struggle the piano and bake the French bulls. Practically socialism, but only for the counts.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №92202
 08.01.2014
xxx: Do you remember the first time you came to me in the remote suburban city>? Native Moscow, in the winter in the frost, on the electric car, and then half an hour's walk from the station? You said then that this was the first and last time, and that your feet will never be here again. Could you imagine that you would live here for six years, give birth to a child and be very happy?
YYY: I could not, of course. I would be sober – I would not go for anything.
XX: That’s how the whole calculation was made. All the undercover guys have this secret from the first class.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №92201
 08.01.2014
To this...

<<...- the word "horse" is interpreted as a dwarf animal....>>

Here is a generation that has grown up who does not know that a horse is a non-parrot animal.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92200
 08.01.2014
Xxx: My internal organs are arranging orgia
YYY :?
Xxx: liver and pancreas brain fucking (

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92199
 08.01.2014
to this:
NSA agents print Tesla cars on 3D printers and sell them for bitcoins

You forgot to mention that the driver for the 3D printer is written in 30 lines on javascript

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92198
 08.01.2014
In the morning, I was promised to be a queen, a palace and a dragon. In the afternoon, the Lego details began to come to an end, and I was appointed as the head of the military base. The men (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92197
 08.01.2014
Anyone going to answer this:
only looked at the days of the 2nd "Hobbit" and some guy wrote a book already on the film and threw out the most interesting thing, plagiarist fucking :-((

— — — —

Oh the chick!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92196
 08.01.2014
From the website about perfumes, from the comments to the fragrance.

of Leningrad:
At the dawn of a foggy youth, at the height of the restructuring, my institute friend suffered so much that she didn’t have Lu Lu. And, not long thinking, a letter from Kasharel came to pass. Yes, say and say, I love – I can’t, but I can’t take it anywhere, the USSR, you understand. So they sent her a bottle as a gift! I did not believe in the success of this event, but Marika was from Estonia (who lived in the USSR, know about the progress of the Baltics).
You can see, rarely Kasharel was ballowed with letters from the USSR, and the popularity of the restructuring was affected, but a wrapped bottle was received.
They say, “The language will lead to Kiev, and in this case to Paris.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №92195
 08.01.2014
About the Russian language.

The case was 15 years ago. A man comes to work and tells us. He asked his son in school to write about his hobbies. And he was fascinated by car racing, well, in the sense, the models of racing cars collected, followed the "Formula 1", and intended in the future to become a designer in the field of automotive. The profession, of course, is not for our country, but the class was not yet the last, and the guy, little of what he studied perfectly, still for the sale of dreams and the art school entered, so that the parents did not hinder.
Well, he asks his father to check the finished composition in the evening. He took, runs through his eyes, especially without rushing, the guy he has is literate. And suddenly he sees – "Kanyushna"... looks further – again "Kanyushna"...what are these things? He read everything, found no other mistakes, called his son and cautiously asked, "Son, what do you think, the staff - what is it, from what word is it formed?"
Probably from none. - replies an approximate slide, - Well, it is there "country" Ferrari, "country" Mercedes... just the name is".
And greatly surprised the father of a large enough child, explaining to him that the staff and the horse words are homogeneous.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92194
 08.01.2014
xxx: dreamed today that yet unfamiliar man gives me a car :) remembered the color, model and state.
yyy: now it remains to the state. number to find this man and get to know him.)
YYY: Even if the passport data would be easier. Next time a man dreams, ask him for a passport.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92193
 08.01.2014
LenaZ: I suggest in the spirit of the "low-sighted" and "low-hearing" weak old ladies to be tolerantly called low-powerful

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92192
 08.01.2014
We have already discussed all the topics with you.
Except for quantum mechanics and other superpositions.
Did you tell me about the cat in the box?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92191
 08.01.2014
>> Suppose that the truck was made of an alloy of gaffnium, tantal and titanium carbs, and you’ll have it all together.

The recipe for Mifrix!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №92190
 08.01.2014
- By the way, where are the Russian developers crowds with their games about survival and crawling? This is a typical Russian topic :)
Survival and crafting is the reality of Russian developers

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №92189
 08.01.2014
Start of Christmas:
xxx: Christ changed status to online.
YYY : Like! The Repost!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №92188
 08.01.2014
XHH: On some channel there was a broadcast "I insist". I thought she was about psychology, and it turned out that it was about infusions of herbs.
WOW: We are waiting for a show about the subtleties of distillation "I chase")

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92187
 08.01.2014
After visiting the castle

You are the King or Queen of England. I think, as of the 18th or 19th century, that makes you the most powerful man in the world. With technology, you can want anything. What do you wish? This is a funny question and the answer was unexpectedly simple.

You want everything that can be made of gold, and everything that cannot be made of gold. And when I say “everything,” I mostly mean weapons and dishes. Basically, you want (and therefore have – you’re the fuck king) gold vessels and golden weapons. In fact, that is all. The end of history. The golden pistols that fall out of Chechen deputies do not seem very strange in this context. He seemed to have understood something about humanity at that moment. 

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