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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75637
 10.01.2013
A good example of black on the net:
Adolf: Shalom...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75636
 10.01.2013
"The phrase from the Ustyansky folk dictionary "The whole evening" does not contain a stamp, as it might seem to anyone."

[ + 51 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75635
 10.01.2013
Throwing in
...And yesterday, my friend and I went to the center at the other end of the city (accidentally found out there), and I saw him - he is a guard in Letoula. The feeling immediately fell into dirt.
Double feelings that I was fooled, he said that he was a programmer, higher education, and now I don’t know what there really is, what kind of guard at 27 years old? And his salary is 30-40 thousand, and this man is not at all my level.
I did not take the phone all day, it is very unpleasant that in the eyes of my friends I will look like a fool who got in touch with whom, and on the other hand I miss, but as I see his gifts and understand where they come from, it is immediately nauseous to become (...

BB: Bleiat, well, and why am I at all a programmer/systems programmer with the highest level, if the dirty guard in the legacy in the CIA gets one and a half or two times as much as me? The calf is fucking, fucking, and I’m crawling into the guards.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №75634
 10.01.2013
xxx: I watched the photos here on <%dating site%>
xxx: and I have an expromt born, help me finish.
zzz : well?
xxx: what a line of thigh
In front of which the roses
ZZZ: and also withdraw gr0zy,
Trippers are coming.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75633
 10.01.2013
I understand, the fight against smoking and all that, but why choose such disgusting images for advertising banners? I have never smoked. Now I don’t eat or sleep.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75632
 10.01.2013
All the beekeepers are there!
M: Byki Ibuki? and :-)
and FI! On the contrary!
M: The whites are whites! It is :-)
A perverted man!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75631
 10.01.2013
The widow at NG occupied the television, continuously contemplating all sorts of traces and other tales about fascist robots. 31st of December:
and Mom! You would include New Year’s Something! The kids are there, the tree.
This is the new year series. Santa was killed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75630
 10.01.2013
[20:23:39] xxx: Apple may release the iPhone "for the poor"
Is this not an iPhone 4 now?

[ + 34 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75629
 10.01.2013
With this new law at night, it’s easier to squeeze than to buy beer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №75628
 10.01.2013
Mother (13:12:43 9/01/2013)
Your Pixel Idiot Cat

Mother (13:12:58 9/01/2013)
I broke the carnival with trousers.

Heavenly (13:14:00 9/01/2013)
Why is this our pixel?

Mother (13:14:17 9/01/2013)
because I can’t have such a stupid cat 8))))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75627
 10.01.2013
I go to the store every day for vodka. Am I a shopper?
ZZZ: You are shopping.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75626
 10.01.2013
ncix: I recently listened to a curious female theory. The more a woman spends, the more a man will earn. I thought a lot.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75625
 10.01.2013
One: What is so sad?
I want to go home :(
Why are you not at home?
No, I am far from home :(
I want to go home with my clothes :)
One: and where are you? In the Dacia?
Almost in Egypt.
One of them is scuba!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №75624
 10.01.2013
From Twitter:

yuriproff: The Fuck who "is on a business trip"! Yes, it is you! I’m signed up for you at Foursquare, dalbayop, so get out of the cabbage and tie me the money, blat!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75623
 10.01.2013
YouTube is uncomfortable, so comments are made.
I want to offend a man, but I can't find his comment.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №75622
 10.01.2013
Sleep 3 hours a day is bad, but I couldn’t leave the inhabitants of Skyrim alone with these terrible dragons.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75621
 10.01.2013
S: I’ve talked to my mom, I’ve talked about the New Year, I’ve turned off the TV and I’ve been singing songs on the guitar, she’s said you’re good for the lost generation.
A: Emm... Ten people, seven with a higher education, the other three are still trying to get it, of the first seven – two candidates of technical sciences... was it us my mom called the lost generation?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №75620
 10.01.2013
Laziness takes power from our will and gives it to complexes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №75619
 10.01.2013
with Christmas

You’ll think – the lever turned and said two words, things for a penny, but at the right time and in the right place and these small efforts for someone can turn into a little Christmas miracle.
My wife and I were on the subway today.
At six o’clock in the evening, the feast was approaching, and the people were somewhat dull and cloudy. Probably underground and underground.
At the next station to our first wagon from a distance went a girl with two heavy bags, and of course did not have time, the doors closed long before her.
The girl stopped, dropped her bags on the perron, looked at the clock and barely holding back and breathing hard, covered her face with her palm.
And then, suddenly the door opened again and surprised late, picking up the bags, the bullet flew into the car.
They went.
A winged girl, well, very much wanted to thank her savior, she approached the deaf white wall, behind which the machinery was, slapped her and silently knocked three times.
Suddenly a loud voice came out from the speakers: “To health! Everyone with Christmas coming!

The underground mood immediately passed away, our whole wagon immediately bloomed and replied to the white wall with a disorderly choir: "Thank you and you!“!”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №75618
 10.01.2013
What a threat: “Look at me!” Look at yourself!

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