Ladies on note

(Melancholicly observing the compilation of the 830th package of the 1017th)...all these types of "tricks" on the topic of tempting a guy in guests type "put windows" - kindergarten. What does this Windows put in? 20 minutes and ready. You need to act smarter: invite you to put a gentleman, and so that you must be in your presence - and the day in his society you are provided.

Calls to the telecast:
Are you repairing the TV?
Yes Yes
Okay, I’ll bring you a straw now.

Preparation for the Exam*
Where is the first question from the ticket?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Files are submitted.pdf
XXX: I am afraid to open up.
XXX is a terrible name.
Yyyyy: ahah) there is just highlighted what he said, or much more.

In Russia there is a clear division of labor: some make laws, others live by them.

Our cat can knock loudly at the door after a walk! I wondered for a long time what she was doing, and finally watched it. She climbs on the seat of a bicycle standing at the door, holds her legs in the wall and crumbles. The wheel knocks on the door, we open, the cat at home.
One day there was no bicycle at the door in the evening (the husband went on it for shopping). The knock on the door continued. I open. There is a neighbor’s girl and my cat. “Your cat? She wanted to go home so much that she knocked on our bike at our door. And then a complaint knocked at your door.”
It seems to me that from the doorbell this cat is held only by the height of its location.

Listening to the night's fairy tale "The Wolf and the Seven Goats", Vovochka asked a quite reasonable question:
Where was Daddy Goose all that time?

xxx: no che kogda uvidimsya)
Mmmmm... never ever?
xxx: here is vopros?
I mean ? ?
XXX: Do I know anyone?? to
YYY: Why not

Sitting behind the compass, he recalled that he had not fed the cat. I got a package, poured it out in a bowl and here comes a message in aske - I answer. And then as usual "fly" into the internet spaces. After a while, I recover again from the word "Idiot!" and find a sister rolling on the floor of laughter, and myself eating cat food))))

What do you think of a cloud in a shirt?
No, you are a housekeeper.
and the shrink)

`: yyy: years later in the statuses "The light shines, I die, I see the light at the end of the tunnel"
And a lot of likes.
yyy: "Fotographed a nuclear explosion while it’s a mushroom. I love it <3"
The Soldier’s Album. photo: "I and the rocket system "Topol M" "; "super-secret stealth aircraft""A friend shot me as the guards beat me. I will kill him <Z"
yyy: Album: "I am with my beloved on the background of the third world war"
A record on the soldier's wall:
At 6 p.m. we left the camp. Going to the enemy’s log ♥20
8:25 - we cross the river ♥6
8:37 - user downloaded a new album "I and my brothers chase on tanks on the river" ♥175
8:50 - received a bullshit from the squadron commander :( ♥ 803
9:40 The enemy found us. We go to battle!! For the homeland! For the VK! ♥ and
9:45 – The enemy broke through the first line of defense. The price keeps up!! ♥ and
10:15 - The enemy took us captive. Tagged with: ♥300
Yyy: [date of the next day] : - Today tortured - cut off wai-fai for 15 MINUTES!! They are just beasts! The Pillow (
XXX after the day. They pulled out my iPad and started removing the photos!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ♥ and
- good that I hid the folder with porn in the system files... +over9000like

The movie “The Apocalypse came unexpectedly. THE EARTH turned into a burnt desert becomes the most dangerous place on the EARTH." This is the PZDC!=)))

News: St. Petersburg police stopped a massive snow game on Mars Field, considering the event unauthorized. There are no more than three.

Aaa: And all the while Alla Borisovna is an ugly grandmother. Wild doesn’t look bad.
Bbb: rather wild than not bad
ccc: she looks just wild
AAA: Stop, she’s a lot of years old.
BBB: Galkin stood tense

Yes, people have fantasy.
xxx: yesterday downloaded cartoon "Cats in Boots" So what do you think?
xxx: I open the download page today, and torrent - the file is called "Kot in tapki"

Cat Scientist about Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment (Classical Prose) at 19:27 / 07-01-2013
Detective a la Russ, clearly written under Fandorin and conceived first in the cycle. The plot is overwhelmed (the Aunt Agatha is traced as a second source of inspiration), the characters are cut out of cardboard, but painted with anyline paints and therefore turned out to be vivid (general, I suspect, fully drawn from Bulgakov, and it is not excluded that with far-reaching plans for screen-making... :)
The correspondence to the era is at the level of mass consciousness. Procols can be found a lot, if such a goal is set. No, it seems that the author worked, the letters picked up. But the overview of encyclopedias cannot replace systematic knowledge.
However, to spend the evening on a cheek that unloads the brains - for this purpose the book is quite suitable. Don’t expect anything from her, except for entertainment.

Christmas to you!
“Thank you and you, mother!
Blythe, I forgot it again.
he : what?
We are atheists...

‏@severin812
Once I was in such a serious relationship that we never even smiled.

Hi, what are you doing?
I smoke.
What are you smoking?
The grass.
What grass?
What kind of grass?
Do you smoke?
I smoke.

stoneedine :
How good it is to sit in a warm, bright apartment, drink a hot tea and watch the ice shit blow outside the window.

Old monitors with protective film.
By the way, I remember working in the printing, there was a similar protective screen on the monitor. And whether the grounding wire was rubbed, whether the computer was in the outlet without grounding, or what other problem, but this screen accumulated static voltage in unusual volumes. And everyone who wanted to tap the screen with the finger "but this logo we will move here on the form" received a long, about a centimeter, bright blue spark. That literally in a couple of techniques clearly knocked off the habit of strangers ticking their fingers where they do not need to. I’m missing such a Devil now.