Paul: I read about waiting mode here... and there is no clear answer if it is harmful to the computer (have you heard anything about it?
Zero: You know what I’ll tell you.
Zero: From now on I’ll keep a notebook
Zero: Where will I record all the stupid questions from you?
Zero: In old age I will give a thick Talmud with them
Zero: which will be sold in millions of copies
Zero: I’ll be very rich and buy an island :)
Zero: Simply put, where do you generate such questions?

News on the local portal:

Prosecutor says he sold the car 5 minutes before the accident

According to Zamir Abdulkerimov, it was an accidental ‘street’ transaction. That day, a prosecutor stopped his Mercedes S320 near a kiosk and went out to buy a pack of cigarettes.
"A man approached him at that moment and said he liked the car and he wanted to buy it immediately," the source told Life News. The interrogated claimed that he received half of the sum directly on the spot and handed over the keys of the car to the buyer.

XXX: What is beauty? Three letters.
xxx: to save
YYY: The first time was more correct

Today on the unclean from snow staircase suddenly made a bridge from standing position

News "In Russian Google new director", comments:

What could be worse than a female boss? More in IT
yyy: xxx, a man writing "woman" with a soft sign, for example.

I’m not that, life is that.
Life is theatre. So if the actors are crazy, then the show will not be better.

XXX is
This morning was fucking.
XXX is
I went to training on Tuesday, most of the load was on my hands. He was tired so his hand could not be raised. Well, yesterday they were sick a little, and this morning just couldn’t get out of bed. Hands not to bend, not to unfold, not to wash. He slipped on the bed like a goose, somewhat like a splash. 10 minutes wearing a shirt, bleat! I decided to drink tea and couldn't bring the cup to my mouth =( In the sortir he went down, barely to his ass stretched to wipe out. My clothes were almost crying!!!! Fuck, I was morally prepared for the fact that everything would be hard to give. But that’s more shit.
XXX is
I felt disabled people.
XXX is
A! Another door in the subway slightly into the fucker came, could not hold =(
XXX is
So don’t go to the cockroach.
YYYY
and ROFL
XXX is
It is not funny =(
XXX is
I think I’ll go for lunch if I don’t bring a spoon to my mouth =(

1st On the forum found now: "I walk and read in Russian normally".
2nd It’s okay now, it’s everywhere.)

xxx: grandmother refused the refrigerator that I ordered her, says your fancy from the internet, I need a normal from the store =)

On one of the sites, which daily posts all sorts of pieces in the form of pictures, today posted a gif showing how the key opens the lock. The larvae of the lock in the cut, the sticks are visible, you can see how the key enters the lock. Clearly, interesting, knowledgeable... A little confused inscription under the gif: 18+
The ministries with their reforms.

[14:29:43] Roman: The bow shoots with arrows, and the arbalet, as is known, with bolts. And damage from arbalet screws is much more severe than from arrows. Attention question: who can easily survive a hit of three screws in the body?

XXX: The Elephant
Is it Sasha Grey?
Anastasia: Who is Sasha Grey?

By the end of a 12-hour working day, the collective IQ is equal to the temperature of the air in the room.

The painting today burned:
I go through the channel of the grapefruit, there a 12-year-old girl goes and smokes. I get closer, she is 20 years old and she goes and smokes. And she has a nose with such a hump, well, so ugly that if you don't smoke, it's only left to walk and get upset.

From Habr:
The Russian language is a thing :)
I like it myself :)
The Reference File.

It is not scary to get out of the position behind the iron door. It is terrible when she finds herself locked on the way back.

Another story on the subject: "Why invent anecdotes when there is real life?"

Beginning of the 90s. of Arkhangelsk. Two good businessmen from the Netherlands came to the city. They went to the Administration of the region, to "Exportles", met with local entrepreneurs, offered to buy forest circles directly, without intermediaries, with millions of cubic meters. Prices were much higher than market prices. They promised counter delivery of goods at low wholesale prices.
Dear guests were carried by expensive restaurants, nightclubs, saunas with models, brought to Moscow and Peter, and Samara, arranged a banquet-marathon for several weeks (!), showed them the breadth of Russian nature... Then they were stolen in a hotel, and local entrepreneurs helped them with money, sent them on a first-class plane to Amsterdam... Only after some time it became clear that these Dutch "businessmen" are actually two small scammers, and, 20 years of force, they just came to Russia, to walk on a hole, which they managed in the highest degree, and also gave them money with them...
The plot is real, although the story is as old as the world, the same Cat in Boots, suddenly turned into the Marquis of Karabas.
Or, the same story as in the movie "Catch Me If You Can".
But history teaches only what it teaches nothing: only today I read in the news that in Portugal:
Former president’s adviser, former World Bank adviser, UN financial researcher and American university teacher Artur Baptista da Silva earned himself last year the fame of a media hero with his attacks on austerity measures in Portugal. He received solid fees for his articles and performances, he was invited to various forums...
The only problem is that this respectable 61-year-old man in glasses did not work on any of the above posts. It turns out that he served a prison sentence fraudulent with fake documents.”

The curtains :)

In the city began a meaningless and ruthless battle of drivers of greyhounds cleaning snow from the sidewalk on the sidewalk, and shopkeepers throwing snow back.

Many are good Chinese innet-shops, but while the gift of the beloved went 2 months, we and her have already run away.

Once again, I watched the cat rolling out on the couch at night. Blowing up, the back legs are stretched in one direction, the front one is somehow strangely bended in a almost prayerful gesture, the eyes are open, the look is absolutely meaningless and unmoving. It feels like he’s so good that he’s even... bad.
There was information that the Japanese allegedly did not keep cats in the house for this reason. They seem unbearable to watch someone do nothing. And I think it’s so funny to see a little happiness in a separate body.

Conversation with a girl
Fuck, who did I find?
She: Who is she?
I: such a beautiful... you’ll run away from me to some millionaire
She: What am I, stupid what?
I: And what then? No is?
That’s why I won’t run away.