I work for an American IT firm. A couple of months ago there was a conflict with the boss where I got a backbone for initiative. Before that, he worked as a damned, overtime was a year ahead, trying to give 146%. In September, the boss came to me and we spoke for an hour that I didn’t know my place and if there was even one worker, they would be fired. Since then, I have put everything in my precious and have done what happens. He sat on Amazon, speculated on the stock exchange, played online poker. One day the boss comes and talks to me. A couple of months ago you were on the brink of being fired, but since you have recently shown that you want and love to work, I decided to promote you. +20% to the salary, plus the bonuses of which there were no more holidays, I was also transferred to a more convenient office. Question: What is the undercover?

Diamond: The first law of Russian robotics: A robot cannot respond by refusing to offer a person to drink or by his inaction to allow a person to get drunk alone.

When I drive, I feel different. The top signal burns, meaning red. Below is green. In the middle is yellow.
And the book with the triangles I learned by the mouth.

The story happened to my uncle back in those distant Soviet times when there was a iron curtain and foreigners, and especially blacks, were new to people from a provincial city in the center of the country.



The average Soviet family went to Moscow for the first time on an excursion. And here they walk on the Red Square, take pictures, enjoy the views. A tourist group from the African continent passes by here. The 5-year-old uncle at the time did not even see such patterns of evolution on television, which he was very interested in. He runs to one of the blacks and leads his finger on his skin. The shock! Why didn’t my finger color? A group of Africans laugh, the boy is confused. He remained in reflection and misunderstanding until his parents approached and explained that his uncle was from another country and that color of skin was the norm there.



The story is still remembered on family meetings with a smile!) This is the Soviet Union!

and Mom!

Do not mommy!

and Dad!

Do not pap!

Jose Martinez de Izabel Garcia Etor Veronica Lopez Juan.

Do not do that either.

This story happened five and a half years ago when I was pregnant. I was 22, but I looked much younger. Year of 16. closer to the case.



I went somehow into the store and at the exit of it I saw the stairs (the entrance to the store was led by a staircase of 4 high stairs) thickness and fragility rising with the grandmother's stick. Think of it, I’ll help her get up and hold the door. She appreciated this gesture:

What a good girl you are. You are so smart to help the elderly. I have a granddaughter like you!!! Also nice, beautiful and beautiful!! to

After these words, we got up with her and stood at the entrance and I opened the door to her. But my grandmother didn’t care:

Thank you my good. You are smart as well. My granddaughter is just like you!! to

Then she saw my stomach and said:

Oh oh! and BA! Not such a prostitute!And went to the store...



P.S Do not judge a man by his appearance, we have bad old ladies for that.

Never tell your girlfriend what you like. Do not describe the color of hair and eyes, height, Nothing) Say something like, "like cute / unusual"... Otherwise your girlfriend will remember it and calculate potentially dangerous. You will forget, and she will remember and jealous))

Today I saw how in the bus a woman of age tried to drive a young man from the place with the phrase "young man, give me a place!“But after the phrase ‘I’ve already eighty-tenth gone, what kind of ‘young man’ am I for you?’ He hanged heavily, then stood where he stood and looked into the opaque window.

A funny incident happened today. I am standing at the stop, waiting for the bus, next to me is a tall guy with a folder under the mouse and a few others. From somewhere he came out judging by the appearance of the alchemy and approached the guy "Listen, help me, 10 rubles are not enough for the trip..." well, etc. Suddenly the guy is so confident, smiling, “I can’t talk.” Alkas is slightly confused, but still repeats his short speech again. The guy again says loudly and clearly, “I can’t speak.” Alkas left in dark thoughts.



Probably a guy – some foreign student and does not know Russian very well. But that phrase sounds genius :D

For a while it may seem like a car without brakes wins the race.

Being a pessimist is awesome. I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised.

Xhx: I’m scared that all the gastarbayters will come and live according to Sharia.
Xhx: And I have nothing to fear, I already have Russians living nearby and in terms.

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You’re such a fat troll that your ass doesn’t fit on my PC’s 2 screens. You’re so fat that you could eat a cabbage like anchous. You’re so fat that nobody notices you thinking you’re down.

And finally, are there any other normal people left or have you eaten them?

But the services are obliged to monitor the disconnected water, and the lights, and the elevators.

So we, the conscious dwellers, will sit in the dark, without water, without an elevator, with unclean thieves and a bunch of shit in the entrance. We sit down and slander the public servants, but we don’t call for anything. We owe it.

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An erotic website. I asked Michael: What do you need?
More chicks, more chicks.
Vadim replies: Yeah, you do not need anything more.
Mika: How is it? More sickness and sickness.
Vadim: But consider, if you say enough or enough, then...

In the brain is placed 1 petabyte of information.

X: 640 KB is enough for everyone!
Y: Some people really have enough)

Same there
here

Tasty

Better late than never.
Dear Father Christmas. Please take away from the humorous resource all the nasty fools turning it into a forum and give them to the grandfather Satan.
My Uncle Fedor.
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If an uncle, then not "Dear grandfather", but "Dear nephew"
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This is a growing generation ((((((((((((
Witches not understood

I work in an extrasensitive group, I’m scared!

In general, the television in the team is only my, the rest do not even remember when it was watched and those who watch, despise, but about what information I am "picked from the zombie fighter", I am told in detail exclusively colleagues (from the channel "Life of Animals" I am not so pissed, honestly!). They also know exactly what’s going on in ‘House 2’, which, of course, never looks at how you could have thought of it at all.

When asked how they learned to watch television, which they do not watch, they are offended and look with such a look that it becomes clear: normal people know this by default, only me, the poor, such a gift has not been poured away...

We are discussing the film with colleagues, our old-age Mikhailich is following our discussion. He did not seem to have fun and said:
Are black people killed in this movie?
Remember that they kill. Mikhalych, swinging his bearded wise head, expresses approval:
A terrible movie!