What is your "Miss Nancy"! In the village, the water is provided by the water channel. They name themselves proudly in the ads on the walls of each city entrance is no different than "NAH V-CANAL". And now guess what kind of letters are washed by literate teenagers?

I only choose the best.
xxx: one film 30 GB
xxx: I have a 400 GB screw
yyy: BD-Rip-Style Detective
XXX: Half of the needed stuff
XXX: The Date
xxx: because of quality ))
XXX: Very well visible on the telecast
Hard in an engineer is like a woman’s bag – everything is needed and nothing can be removed.

Vell: I just saw a nice sample of English humor. Tony Stark T-shirt is on sale. A fanatical lady writes, “I WANT TO BE IRON WOMAN.”
Vell: Probably he really wants. And the good soul tells her: no question, type, no thank you. and reference.
Vell: I expected to see a female version of a T-shirt, jewelry, porn - whatever. But the soul of a man is really good. He gave her a reference to the oak. Iron is right.

I am now a feminist!
Yyy: Light, with your breast size you can’t be a feminist.

A person with a complex of inferiority will always find something to offend.

At the exit of the courtyard the road and the sidewalk. Every morning I go to work and there is a “six” on the sidewalk. Between the six and the metallic 50-centimetre home barrier, on the other hand, is a road. I don't want to go out on the road - cars and ice... I always bypass the sixth from the side of the house, i.e. In those 50 cm. I am a man big enough. And this morning I go, I look at the six stands, the engine is heating. As usual, I crawl into those 50 cm and accidentally hit the car with a package, slightly, sliding. The package - nothing special - papers, documents... But the mosquito man pops out of the car and begins to weep and whip his fist. I didn’t find the words, but I looked around... Mosko rushed into the car and shut the door. I walked five or five meters away and heard the whisper again. did not turn. has gone. The next morning. I go to work, six in the same place, the motor is heating, the mosque is pulling on some man. The man turns - the mosque hides, the man goes on. Moska hopes out to squeeze... and the man decided to return... with a barely heard click, the knife opened up. Moska, embarrassed, barricades in the car. The man approached, not in a hurry, thoroughly pierced all four wheels, and went his way. There were no six today. I will see tomorrow...

Marriage bed - husband with wife:
Wife: “Darling, let’s play a role-playing game?
My husband: Come on.
Wife: You’re a taxi driver, and I’m a young, cute girl who’s gone, but I don’t have money to pay for the trip.
My husband: Come on.
Wife: Uncle taxi driver, I don’t have money to pay for the trip, please let me go!
Husband: Go...

You don’t have everything at home, and now the door is open!

Q: Has something happened?
Is the architecture broken?
G: shit breaks only in liquid nitrogen!

Distribution of Minecraft on Rutgers
Zeppa with Handshake 20-01-2013 21:19:06 (2 days ago) Rated by: 10
This game took my son.After I started playing my husband, I forgot what pain, horror, fear.I stopped being used as a servant!Thank you for the game she helped me find free time!

I supply equipment and know-how for industrial enterprises. I’ve been doing this for 16 years, and I believe that the “Witch Hammer” should be the desktop book of every technician. Otherwise some cases "And why doesn’t it work...?" can’t be explained.

Cinema.Film Jango Liberated.Scene where the hero DiCaprio is murdered.A scream from the hall.
Leo, you’ve got to die in every movie!

Navuxonastupil: The most significant costs for the maintenance of the Georgian Air Force come from the orders of exclusive helmets for pilots with a special pick-up capable of accommodating their main strike device - KLUV!

X: I don’t like the use of all kinds of outdated forms in ordinary speech, especially if.
Y: And I too. And especially intolerant to "if"

Fuck me, Lily
Lily is not fucking.
XXX: Don't Fuck
XXX: so Lily stands out

by xxx (15:58) :
I would like to give my dad to dr.

yyy (16:00) :
Good assessments

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No, it is by itself.

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I thought I could give him a call of duty collection.

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But then I thought I didn’t want to lose my father.

Comment from the Hubble on the sudden photo of Sergey Brin in the New York subway:
A Russian man can always be recognized by a cellophane bag in his hand.

There was an alcohol shop near my house. The owner approached the choice of name creatively. "The Eternal Call"

The red button Don't Panic blinked so fiercely that I panicked...

I drank milk from the morning (by taste not sour, but stood without the refrigerator for a long time). Later I did not wash the pear.
I sat waiting for a reaction, but a colleague suggested that the bacteria that were on the pear poisoned with morning milk.