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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108325
 18.01.2015
... what else can be expected from the city, so proud of its native - the founder of masochism...

.............

That is, I understand correctly that, in the opinion of the author, such a phenomenon as masochism did not exist in the world before Zaher-Mazoch?? to
Then it turns out that Botkin invented jaundice, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's diseases of the same name, and John Down - the corresponding syndrome (the list can be continued).
And mankind, instead of betraying them for the invention of such terrible diseases, considers them great scientists and studies their works at universities.
A nightmare and disappointment.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108324
 18.01.2015
And the cats are puffy in the eyes of x_x...
I wore my shoes in the corridor.
Today I smooked the pillow on the couch, my plush shoes, when I hit my foot and, Tadajam, the tip of the hair that I had on the pope while I was sitting behind the comp.
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108323
 18.01.2015
Everyone is the carpenter of their own hemorrhoids... :oops:
Twenty-first: said a mother with many children, who gave birth to a planned seventh child at the age of 40, let her husband work in another city and immediately took a shepherd.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108322
 18.01.2015
Blonde daughter: cleverly opened the candy box from the bottom, without breaking the design from the top, and dragged all the candy in this way. The little genius gave only the mountain of fantasy nearby.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108321
 18.01.2015
xxx: I am choked by some colleagues at work: many have Linux, and in the console they do not know how to work at all, all with the mouse =)

YYYY :
The Posters)
Are your eyes still red?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108320
 18.01.2015
Mur_myau: A cat ate 60,000 fish in duty-free, became famous, and was housed by a sports team.
The cat saved a newborn baby, became famous, and her "good" residents of the entrance allowed to live in a box on the staircase. The cat is pregnant.
The Conclusion? To be loved and cared for is not enough to save a life. But it is enough to stumble and eat the bullshit of the capitalists.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108319
 18.01.2015
Nurses in the registration:
Write the initials in full.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108318
 18.01.2015
Why do you need drugs if you can just prepare for a session and then eat it?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108317
 18.01.2015
He received his salary and gave it to his wife. So she re-calculated the expenses. And this is:"and the car you filled up?"I clearly say I forgot and all that. And then she nodded her eyebrows and said:"Where are you going to get the money for gasoline now?". )) The cape in general...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108316
 18.01.2015
My mother and my brother on the phone:
M: Buy a toilet washing liquid, two liters of milk and a bulb.
B: What are you going to cook?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108315
 18.01.2015
The fool does his own way, the wise man makes it human.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №108314
 18.01.2015
I have a tooth sick. My dentist told me that one doctor at the exhibition and the other got sick, and advised to come in a week. I went to the clinic on the road. I explain to the young ladies at the reception that I have a tooth pain and I want to go to the doctor. I get a paper with my phone:

Call this number and sign up for the reception.

Looking in the eyes of the lady, I take a paper, I get a cell phone, I type a number. The phone is standing. I look at the girl on the machine. She removes the phone:

The Dental Clinic.
He has already healed. I need to go to the doctor. and now.

The girl goes to the astral and continues, looking me in the eyes, talking to me on the phone.

You can do it right now, you just have to wait.
How long to wait?
for ten minutes.
I am already waiting.

I repeat without the phone: “I wait!”

Ten minutes later they came and healed me. The order of recording is observed, the girl's brain rhythm at the reception is not disturbed.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108313
 18.01.2015
To solve what complex problem in the USSR was created a group of the following specialists: a mathematician, physicist, biologist, engineer, doctor, architect, economist, lawyer, philosopher?
To clean the potatoes in the collage.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108312
 18.01.2015
My daughter burned:
Showing on motorcycle - Trauma

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №108311
 18.01.2015
To this...
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
At the very point! Bravo to:

Friendship has brought:
Dear Ukrainians! You know that J. Orwell wrote an anti-utopia, not an instruction.

— — —
Only, I think I mean 'Skotny dvor', not '1984'

____________________
Dada, "1984" as an instruction, is used in Russia (((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108310
 18.01.2015
We have a very talkative cat: Mur-mur-miu, Ur-ru-ru, Mir-mir and so on.
Sorry we don’t understand what she’s saying.
yyy: It’s like saying: we’re thinking "the sweet kiss", and maybe she’s mocking us?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108309
 18.01.2015
In Peter, police arrested a man because he had something before I was smart. It is now being checked whether it is P&D or not.

[ + 19 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108308
 18.01.2015
In Russia, it is not the destruction of dissent or church obscurity that is terrible. It is terrible that a lot of Russians perceive this as bringing order.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108307
 18.01.2015

Good day to all!

The car - Nissan GT-R'2013, purchased new in Jenner in the summer of the 13th year.
The owner, who was drunk, lost both transponder keys in the autumn.
Dealer grit - drag the car to us, we unlock and order a new key.
But the problem is that the car lives in the province, parked locked in a underground parking lot with low ceilings.
In short, to evacuate is either impossible, or extremely difficult without damaging the car, although I’ve heard of ultra-low evacuators.

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I need to find those guys who drove my 200, with all the signals and blocked by two cars. They will be able to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108306
 18.01.2015
World Day of Religion. Drunk pops swim in the fountains, beat the head of the cadilla and cling to the passers with the words, "There is faith?"

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