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No one in the world can speak the speech of 10-12 year old girls better than the harsh uncles from Rusfandab.

What do you think about schizophrenia and separation of personality?
As a model of behavior)))

From the discussion forum on energy intensity of batteries:

XHH: And what command do I need to enroll to activate an additional charge? Well, for example: the phone has discharged, and the charging with you or no access to the network. Somewhere I heard that you can type some combination of numbers on the phone so that it is half charged)
zzz: it's like if you've gotten out of gasoline and you've gotten the wheels in a certain sequence, then you'll have a half tank of gasoline)))

owgood: I wanted to grasp, introduced in the search "Yuri"... the contemplative face of Yuri Gagarin very clearly hinted to me what I am nothingness, and I was morally depressed as never in my life((

What is the worst thing at a wedding? Pay for a wedding loan after a divorce.

Indeed: Yandex.Traps - walking navigation!

Why is this “why write correctly, we are not on the exam”? Standing up in the morning before
With a mirror, no one thinks, “I’m wearing clothes, we’re not on a fashion show” or “I’m not going to clean.”
> teeth, we are not in a competition for fresh breath.”
and gt;

You are an irreparable optimist! Many not only think, but do it.

by blackfox:
And yet, when she puts this misleading status "Everything is difficult"... You know, a picture is drawn that these words she wrote, pulling from one member and pulling out of her mouth the second.
and granite:
XD What about the boy?
by blackfox:
Well, here it is easier. He sits in a dolboeb, with one hand he scratches the back of the neck, and in the other he holds a veil of pregnancy tests. They are all different.

From a car website:

To get rid of traffic jams, you need to take all the railway stations outside the city.
YYY: Ah, and the TC for the city, and the offices, and the government in general to another city.
zzz: I offer the island of Schmidt to the government.
Better than the New Earth.
bbb: Oh, and repeat the October 30, 1961, fireworks.

The case was:
I got home after work around 8 p.m. I walk past the kitchen where Mommy sits, say hello to her and go into the room. In 2 minutes comes a text message from the mother "You are where???". Well, I don’t think long I answer "Home". In a moment I heard a wild whisper from the kitchen.

Developer: I removed a small error in the exe book, but I don’t know if it will affect the program.
Developed by: O_O
The Director: Shut Up!

FEN: We had a front one, a head injured
Fen: That’s how he wrote his programming language and always smiled.
Bethrezen: Did he not accidentally invent the lisp?

xxx: I watched porn, I saw a walking man in jeans in the background. The cinema though.
Yyy: Unfortunately in simple movies there is no porn in the background.

As long as you have a personal astrologer, your personal astrologer will always have your own fool.

This story was told to me by a brother who at the beginning of his work was a passenger train driver. The salary of the conductors in those distant days was small, and money, as always, I want a lot, so that from their amount the soul turned out and no longer collapsed.

Here and sinned the guys with official crimes, the most common of which was the carriage of ticketless tickets for reward personally to the conductor. However, usually on such provinces the bosses closed their eyes, but as they say, it is better not to get caught.

Here are our heroes on landing in Orsha. Hummus stands like that, without mood. After all, for the whole trip (a long-distance train) no one "left", therefore, and no ruble in excess in the pocket. And the final station of arrival soon. But the time of parking is coming to an end, and it has already been announced that "landing on the train St. Petersburg - Minsk is over." And then a smile appears on the faces of our workers, because they see a aunt running toward their wagon, bitten by such a lady, and shouting: "Children, take me too!“!”

“Oh?” thought the brother, the rabbit painted. They dragged the woman into the train, and then by the edge of their eyes they noticed that in the same train there are inspectors.

The thirst for profit won, and the aunt decided not to plant, but to hide somewhere. I thought and thought, and no better place than the lower shelf for suitcases was invented. The lady did not resist, the inspectors were already on the wagons, but it was problematic to get her there.

The weight in it is no less than 100 kilograms, the waist range corresponds. But for the Russian people there are no outgoing conditions. They inspired. Auditors checked the car, observations and violations were not found. They just asked the conductors why they sat on the lower shelf and never got up during the inspection. Our heroes have risen. The eyes of the auditors appeared a hundred-kilogram aunt lying in the shelf. The inspectors are in shock. I asked if she had a ticket. I bought a ticket for this train and even for this car. My brother and his partner were in shock.

How did you get into the CIA headquarters?
I am an agent!
The KGB?
No, Oriflame is for sale!

- Manuels, unfortunately, are not domesticated at all, even a tiger is easier to train.
Do they cross with domestic cats?
and no. The Manual despises them.

A girl at work recently replaced the fourth iPhone for the fifth. When asked what was better, he was able to answer it faster. And she says she doesn’t charge it with other people’s charges because it’s unsafe. Here's how I think she's not afraid to fly away from me talking to me)) edmi

>>I was just confused that the winchesters with ammunition appeared 100 years after the abolition of slavery in the United States?

The Henry rifle appeared in 1860. Slavery was abolished in the United States in 1865. "In the school of children - in the school"(c)

In comments to the news about the unusual names given to children in 2012:

No, you can imagine? No Legolas with Aragorn.