In France, an optimist, a pessimist and a bored man was executed. The optimist was first brought to the guillotine and asked his last wish. He replied, “Life was so beautiful and interesting! Please put me face up. It would be interesting to see the knife fall. They put him face up, pulled the lever, and the knife scratched and stopped over the neck itself. As usual, he was pardoned. Ask the pessimist about his last wish. He said, “Life was so ugly! And there’s that knife... And the bloodthirsty crowd... Close my eyes and shut my ears with cotton. His wish was fulfilled, the lever was pulled, but the knife scratched again and stopped over his neck. He was also pardoned, according to custom. Zanuuda asks, “Is it your last wish?” - The last wish, the last wish... It would be better to fix the guillotine.

of Moscow. 21st century. There is an advertisement at the entrance door. with photo. "Lost quadrocopter of white colour..." and so on.

My dear! Read about the Postman.

Read about Gandons and Vasectomy.

If the snow does not grow,
It does not grow in your hand.
The clock beats twelve.
You are probably a corpse.

If the partner is not a husband and not a bridegroom, but just a lover, then even in the presence of condoms pills still need to be demanded. In addition to children, infections occur, and from infections, tablets and spirals will not help.

He writes a letter to Santa. A maid rests next to the chair.

The Son:

Do you want to write a letter to Santa?

The Sister:

and no.

The Son:

Why is?

The Sister:

I don’t seem to need anything.

The Son:

Do you need a new boot? My grandmother has a grocery.

The Sister:

Well, a lotus, maybe you need it.

The next day, they found a letter written by a caring grandson.

“Dear Santa Claus. My name is 60 years old. Give me a new lap for the New Year.”

How to solve this problem?
I read an old book in Swedish. There is the same situation - a young man made a child to a deaf girl. He did not want to get married, and she was not very impressed. Sweden, fucking, early 19th century. A single maiden cannot raise a child - the community gives him up for upbringing in a childless pastor's family, the maiden and the boy of OBA pay alimony, both visit. And we still have the pride of hiding from alimony, so that "this cock doesn't have my money"!?? The wild... the wild!

I stood at the entrance yesterday, waiting for her to come out. Appropriate girl with a girlfriend, 10 years old, picking a homeopath. She responds the same girl and follows this dialogue:



- Masha, your phone is off, let's go out, go to the hill, or it's dark soon.



I can’t, I haven’t cleaned up yet.

What else has you left?

Washing the dishes.

Let me help.

No, I cannot...



And here in the housephone some boy hihi ha ha bumped something.



The girl at the housephone changed her voice:

Do you have a mystery in your guests? ? to

He went in for the book...



As she left the house, she shouted, “Well, you and the goat!

Here we in the USSR had real holidays in the New Year – parents on 2 January to work, and we have freedom.

Engaged one time in the manufacture of punches.. All there glazed with sashes and fillings different.. Short comes 2017 new year of orders a bunch and here breaks the dispenser on the machine.. such a small microchip with the engine.. the device is old, there are no spare parts.. put this piece in the nearest service.. explained from what.. and for what.. said that the device is not to bring.. it is large and not mobile.. 2 masters twisters, looked at the internet.. and sounded the cost of repair 5000. Or take it. Well I think it was done once... I gave it in 3 days. I put work.. worked exactly a year.. and this year the same stuff.. and under the newest year.. Well I again to them.. but brought only the chip with the engine... These 2 the same retirees... I say it broke.. from the child’s toy of the son... Those swindlers looked at... Yes, not the question of 500 rubles today we will do) 500 rubles break the same.. How so... I made the conclusion sometimes it is better not to tell the master why you and why this spare part. It is easier to say what to do.

You will just say, if the two are already officially here, then you need to accept the conditionality of their style of communication and not take seriously what is beyond this style is a tremendous hassle. This is such a verbal game, punk, scratch.
But if you’re all just crawling, it’s a completely different thing...

And why have sex with a girl who initially doesn’t like, with whom you’t want to live? There must be an emotional component, feelings for it, sympathy. You are not animals.

I am one embarrassed in the advertisement "b/u server" presence of the note "18+"? Are they hinting that they will have to fuck up with them?

He is a condom, she is a pill.

Study the question before you write it. Apparently, you imagine taking hormonal pills as a one-off action, unambiguously guaranteeing a positive result (take it orally before association and drink it with water, and there are no problems). It is not so. Contraceptives are drunk courses with strict observance of the regime. And changing the balance of hormones in the body is a completely different order of intervention than wearing a removable, easily removable hood for a few minutes.

The Innovator:

I believe that in the school course of mathematics there must be a problem to compare what is more, the cost of 30 condoms or the monthly amount of alimony. And compare the task with a star to the cost of treatment for sexually transmitted diseases + HIV analysis.

In any school you will be given anathema for one word "preservatives". There is no sexual education in our schools.

Study the question before you write it. Apparently, you imagine taking hormonal pills as a one-off action, unambiguously guaranteeing a positive result (take it orally before association and drink it with water, and there are no problems). It is not so. Contraceptives are drunk courses with strict observance of the regime. And changing the balance of hormones in the body is a completely different order of intervention than wearing a removable, easily removable hood for a few minutes.

Why study this? They and abortion are presented as a spark on the stomach, well, and the greenery may be for disinfection. It is more comfortable to live.

And it is very simple: do not forget that a dad's alimony is not all the money that a child should receive. Mother is not in business?

Listen, well, we are growing up in a child's family - and the chat still lacks a quarter of our husband's combined income for child needs. If we divorce, everything will magically grow up.

xxx> more oil removable cap note, 4pcs
yyy> The Pillow
xxx and gt?
yyy> the right cap
xxx> is a genius. I have a printed cap in the store, so I don’t have to.

Sam258: Two views on one situation:
WOMAN - when I have these days, my husband takes the cream and massages my legs with the cream...how good he is!
When a wife has trouble, I take cream and lubricate her legs. After that, I go to the kitchen for the computer and can quietly boil, because with such a amount of cream on my legs it is unlikely to come there and burn me...what I am fine )))

This is why a girl should not once, not two, not three, but ten times think about contraception.

Cut off a partner before sex