How do you help with the car?
Fair: What about yourself?
VOVAN: With you faster))
Fair: Download the textbook for the teasers and forward))
You are stupid! Why the Tea? Immediately on the car!
Yes, stupid is me.

Mat is a defensive reaction to sudden circumstances.

About Morse

We have a fountain, it is at the river itself, from the pipes to the edge of the water six meters probably. And right next to it, thirty meters above the river - a swimming pool. How about a bath? The pot is just the smallest, deepest place. The river itself
You can swim. And the bridge is so small, from it they fish, then they wash their clothes, then the boys dive. In winter, the river does not freeze. There are a lot of keys down there because, even in the summer, because of this, the water is ice. Few people swim, but beer cool the same. And ducks all year round.

There are also two local marshes. Husband with wife. People are already old, I think even pensioners. Every night, under the cover of darkness, so that no one should be embarrassed (or embarrassed by themselves), they will come, close to the bridge, dress quietly, swim a little, get out and whistle. from pleasure. They chew, dress up, and leave. They generally behave very quietly. Because there are always people on the fountain.

Well, the locals, and those who are constantly, all know them for a long time and are not surprised, are accustomed. But there are those who are either new or accidental. And now, in these very fierce frosts, people on the well of no one, the time is probably eleven hours, and two taxi drivers, along the way, decided to break up with a key water. And they are pouring these balloons, healthy, which are stuck in the refrigerator. One poured, takes a balloon, and plunges himself out of the cold. Well, what, the warm cars just jumped out lightly, and the temperature is - the ears crumble before the river did not descend. Well, he dances this way with this vessel, waiting for a friend, and says like in the middle of the matter, “Fuck! It is cold, right? When the frosts are over!”

There is a voice behind him.
“And do not say! This is really! You don’t have to swim!”

And here this man with the balloon slowly turns, and sees that in the river, right in front of him, in the middle of the hip stands a naked lady, and shakes his shoulders so that the water does not have time to freeze on his shoulders, and shakes. He cries and looks at him. A pair of her!
And in general, there is a lot of pair there, like in the bath, because the frost, and from the open water to the frost always steam. And this pair adds even more to the situation.
And he is a man, a bitch! The balloon broke out. of confusion. At the foot of his colleague. He stood next to me with his mouth open.

But my colleague didn’t say anything about it. It may not have been time, but probably simply because at this moment behind the lady from the water appeared the head, and then, blowing off, appeared the rest of the body, this time a man.
This man wiped his face with his palm, looked at the shore, slapped the lady slightly... well, understandably, and said:
“Let’s go now! What has suffered? Have you ever seen men dressed?

Who is more attractive, a man or a woman?
Of course women! They need to take a bath before sex. and men
Enough of a glass!

X is useless
X: I am an idiot
Do not despair, idiots rule the world, you have great prospects.

From the discussion of the article "Optimization of gradients in Photoshop" on the Hubble:

<SunexDevelopment> It's a pity that on my monitor these two grey squares look absolutely the same :(
<homm> I don’t know if this will comfort you, or even more upset you, but they’re green :)

- I never understood people who walk all day with a bluetooth headset on their ears, like "Suddenly someone will call".
"It's like wearing a condom in the morning for the whole day, with the thought of suddenly someone you@bu.

Neverlast: A acquaintance told... She lies in the chamber, with some health trouble... The doctor and the whole chamber: "You have problems with the test for AIDS"... The whole chamber got on her, she herself - a shock, and the doctor adds: "The test tube with your analysis broke, the blood should be transmitted..."

The Metro. A guy goes on the escalator, and glues on the stable parts of the escalator white papers with the inscription "Everything will be fine!"
Voice from speakers:-"...such ads may contain obviously false information"...

MS_TAURUS (19:44:36 9/01/2010)
ppc

sNOw (19:44:48 9/01/2010)
I know the bad))

sNOw (19:45:14 9/01/2010)
But there is one person to whom I am very far away and we are with you.)

sNOw (19:45:33 9/01/2010)
he was 5 years old, in the winter he was riding from the hill.... and slipped it on the way)))

MS_TAURUS (19:46:13 9/01/2010)
The gesture

First week in the army. Today, a new headquarters comes on construction, after the offices appeal to the battalion:

by Aydadekude!

Don’t be a fool, I cried:

and I!

Get out of order! The name! appointed to the headquarters. The rest on schedule! Give up!

P.S Good morning Comrade Major!

xxx: I solve the problem to my son 3 + 2x2 in the answer is 7... I don't understand.
YYY: Why is this not monetary?
xxx: 3+2 = 5 5x2 = 10 10-3 (the first three is transferred down and replaced by - ) = 7
yyy: in general, first solve the multiplication )) 2x2 = 4 and then add 3 and get 7
You are funny... 2x2 = 4 + 3 = 11
YYY: Where did you learn that?
2x2 = 4 + 3 = 11
2x2 will be four... then =4, and plus three
YYY: that is 4 + 3 = 11, right?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
4 is less than four.
YYY: that is 4 + 3 = 11, right? 2 x 2 = 4
4 is less than four.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY 4 is Now 4 + 3 = 11?
xxx: not... 4 = 4 = 8 + 3
xxx: and in 2+3=5 2*2=4 4+3=7 7+5=13)))))
yyy: fucking, you are writing an example of this 2*2+3 The first action: 2*2=4 The second: The resulting 4+3=7. Answer of 7
xxx: strange as, I have... 2+3=5 2*2=4 5 * 4 = 20
YYY: 2 * 2 = 4 4 + 3 = 7 There are 2 meanings. 4 and 7 between them we put the unknown member x and get 4x+7. Now we calculate lim (4x+7) = infinity (+ infinity.) According to the principle of Kanta, it is a sequence limited from above and max(f(x)) is not existent, but a supreme: sup(f(x)) = + infinity. According to the theory of embedded intervals, if so, the number of epsils that any a that belongs to a sequence is smaller than that number. As a result, we get a subset of c, where epsilon is the point of the extreme and there is no function not differentiable in it. This point is 7. Therefore => 2*2+3 = 7!
XXX has arrived

Natural Geographics film about the Bermuda Triangle. Guess how much it weighs? It is 404 MB. :)

The xxx:
Happiness is cut off.

YYYY :
Sleep my happiness lips

YYYY :
The lights in the house.

YYYY :
The fish slept in the pond.

YYYY :
Birds are silent in the garden

YYYY :
Three minutes of salt in the basucha.

A great camera! I photographed my white. I love proteins, I love photographing them, and this camera has helped me photograph them with a greater degree of detail. The proteins! I will shoot you all!

†_***_† (16:20:13 9/01/2010)
And about Moscow...why do they build rings? Should America play rockets in Darts? The fifth ring is already being built.)

A: We have a mouse. The sister saw her and until the night she stood in the middle of the room on the board, afraid to fall asleep. How to remove them?

B: A special adhesive is sold. They are soaked with a cardboard, a tap is placed in the center and all this is placed in the places of the "walking" of the mice. True, when the mouse gets caught, it remains alive and complainingly feeds... it has to be pursued.

Q: Since the cat cat and mice catch badly, the parents decided to try this glue. The mouse, as it should have been, first attached to the board, then the cat reached it and pulled it away, but the mouse attached to the cat - so they ran up until they were cut together with the wool.

Excerpt from the license agreement of one program :)

...
The program is distributed on the principle of "as is". The author informs
Users who have not embedded a targeted program
The destructive code and generally considers himself a good and good creature. Them not
However, the author refuses to bear any responsibility for data loss.
Injury caused, lost benefit, sexual abnormalities, violations
physical and mental health of people and animals, crime, war,
natural disasters, the heat death of the universe and any other negative
effects associated with the use or non-use of this software
The product.

Since childhood, the pants have taught us that two stripes are jops!! to

Interesting, and people who were brought to the top of their tearful confessions in love, requests for forgiveness and offers to be together again, did this really help?