And I was also sitting in a known place, studying the instructions for the air refresher. The phrase "Use only in a well-ventilated room" was pleased.
For a long time, I wondered why I needed an air refresher in a well-ventilated room.

XXX: How is it? That you read it

Yyy: Crime and Punishment

XXX: The Scatter Killer

Andrei (18:21:55)
How to cook compot in the microwave?

Andrei (18:33:26)
I broke a banana, an apple and an apple.

by Andrew (19:16:10)
Never cook bananas!

Talking to his brother about his cat barely eating meat.

You know, everyone’s tastes are different.
He has you what? A vegetarian?
(B) looking at his cat – no, he’s dumb.

YYY: I am curious... does the car car in Vladivostok have dealers?
XXX: Yes
YYY: Courageous though

Lex-z: My main achievement is that in the past work, the cactus was called by my name)))

I asked the girl if the color of orange was such a iron.
I was given the answer: this iron is yellow-red.

To news on one website about the Olympic torch 2014
In the contours of the torch the silhouette of the pen of a magical bird that brings luck and happiness is guessed. This pattern is familiar to the inhabitant of Russia by fairy tales and legends about the Jhar-Bird.
In the contour of the torches is guessed the label "Russian vodka". The designers are back again!!! to

It is on the verge of disappearance, reports Bloomberg. At the same time, scientists are seriously concerned about the problem of the possible disappearance of this species of insects. “Care for pubic hair has led to a serious depletion of pubic lice populations,” says Ian Bergess, a medical entomologist at the insect research company in Cambridge, England. Because of the depilation of the squares threatens an environmental catastrophe.” Janet Wilson, a consultant on sexual health and HIV prevention, said: “The destruction of the habitat of lobster lice is gaining momentum, this species is under threat.”
Oh those British scientists :-)

I will never give you to anyone.
Even for a hundred thousand dollars???? to
Oh yeah, of course!! to
WOW : :-)
No one will give so much for you ?

Probably everyone who is interested in hockey and basketball, but not very interested in tennis, will understand my shock state, when I went to the Sport-Express website in the morning I saw the news "Ovechkin and Kirilenko announced their engagement".

It is not on the Bible, but on the Criminal Code. Nick Blue

I am operating today. Everyone is already sitting there waiting for Palycha (our dearest captain).It flies... - Your mother! Who served in the opera group yesterday? “And what happened? What’s the matter?” I see, Palych ultimately says, “Who was in the opera group yesterday?” Kudryash stands up: “I, comrade captain.” Palych: “Did you take the challenge?“That’s true, comrade captain.” – “Have you taken the dead woman?Then he said, “Well, I’m going to look at him, and I’m going to look at him.”“Kudryash: “Nikolai Pavlovich, well, I took her... in the morge, there was a guard alone, I had to pull her myself.” “Well, there was no seats in the morge...” : “And she is an old lady, I couldn’t even throw her on the floor... Well, I put her on a chair near the guard, and she slips... I tied her with a rope, I put her passport in one hand, in another order to open...” By the moment when Kudryash finished rotting everything, it was rotting. Palych:-"Not only that the guard told her all night anecdotes, so in the morning came the cleaner, also the grandmother by the way... asked your grandmother to raise her legs, the grandmother is silent... the cleaner thought that the grandmother fell asleep and pushed her legs on her shovel, when the cleaner realized that the grandmother died, she immediately lost consciousness and falling stuck the documents, which accurately fell on the cleaner... the sanitarians thought that the cleaner is the deceased, as the documents were lying on her.They loaded her on the slide and took her to the opening, where she was split and laid on the opening table.At this time, the students of the 1st course with the medical school came to attend the opening, the cleaner just round

I’m not saying I’m getting older, but all the sounds I used to make when I had sex, I’m just getting up from the couch.

What type of land transportation do you use? The traffic jams!

Conversation by phone

Yes, the problems are minimized!
She : What?
It is minimized!
She : How?
It is minimized!!! to
She: What are they?? to
They have become less!
She: Aaa

Miracle of Treatment. I went to the dentist, there two young guys - a therapist. Two "stations" respectively. People are sitting in the hallway, all nervous. And here, with the next change of questioners, one of the doctors passes through the office, past the open doors, with some hellish shit in his hands, and fun like this: HALK, HEAL! Half of the line went somewhere right away.

In connection with the responsibilities assigned to the "IT department", it was decided to rename it into the "IT department, etc. and so on"

From the discussion of the new firmware on Android:
XXX The Demons! What did you get in the fixtures?! The phone is not discharged!

<xxx>Hello to you! Remember the movie where Bruce Lee plays Chuck Norris?
<yyy> Well I remember the chat.
<xxx>So I came to dance in the new hall today. They dressed, dressed, and got all out.
<xxx> Good room, new and clean.
<xxx> And I wanted to break up. I remember Bruce Lee running through the wall in that movie. I run, well, at least step three to do the wall, jump, and...
<xxx>I fly into the neighboring room, because the wall is made of plaster.