We are with her like relatives. When I meet her "Hello", and she says to me "Ku-u-shat I want-u-u!!and "

...
Denis: It was a matter, one day, I also tried to take the exam with the earphone. The conditional sign that I didn’t have time to record and needed to repeat was a cough. The group with us is small and so at the exam I found myself at a close enough distance from the teacher, and this snuck managed to get sick the day before and throughout the exam coughed... The patience and endurance of my friend at that end of the wire could only be envious, not every person is able to repeat vitalistic expressions such as: "interpreted by approximation formulas" several times, without diluting them with obscene vocabulary)))

My grandfather, in the past, was a sailor on a merchant ship. The incident took place in the beautiful Soviet past, in one of the ports of our vast and then still great homeland.
3 hours of night. All the ships in the port (and, respectively, their crews) are already sleeping peacefully. Nothing predicted trouble, and here on ALL the ships, from ALL the speakers (in the port all the ships are adjusted to the same frequency) the YELLOW loud call of the newly arrived ship:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
Silence... Everyone naturally woke up. Probably except for the director. Because of the dynamics, with a double force spread:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is crystal! The crystal! Dispatcher, take the goose crystal!and "
The guys are already starting to scream with their teeth, but you can’t do anything, the cattle controller is not in a hurry to answer... And from the loudspeakers already crushing, continues, cracking, calling to the conscience of the controller Gus-Krustalny:
"The Secretary of State!!! This is a crystal goose!! And the crystal!!and "
And then from the loudspeakers comes the evil, untouched voice of one of the captains, one of the ships standing in the port:
"Yes, you are so cute!and "
Silence... The cautious voice of Gus-Crystal:
"Eye... And who says it?"
The voice of another captain, but also evil and unsleeping:
"Everyone is talking..."

In the evening at 13.01 they decided to light on the tree tree "nails". The new year... And here the child, trained in the morning, decided to drive around the tree tree. Picture with oil: we three walk around the tree, sing a song about the tree tree... I don’t know what didn’t like the cat sitting next door, but he suddenly crashed sharply under the tree, snapped the extender with his teeth, and rushed with him out of the room at a terrible speed. The tree was removed, the stitch from the girland was removed. The extender pulled out and went into the kitchen. The cat from the MCS, fucking.

XXX is O! What is green on your face?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Why just this?

Nowadays, people have ceased to perceive each other as people. They are interested in everything – how you dress, how much you earn, what car you drive – but not yourself.

Hollow guys! I explained!
To find a wife you need one with which in a good sense it is not boring - here is the guarantee of a strong marriage.
Test for your girlfriend: Spend the whole day with her at home, without sex, compass and calf, butter and snacks. If she can entertain you, get married.
And another moment. If your bride is already 20-25 years old spends the whole day in front of the TV or reading love novels - run off, it is a boring gamma.

With the best wishes, happy wife of a happy husband.

I suddenly understood why I would never betray my wife. No, it’s not that I love her banally. It’s not even that she’s a lawyer, and she’ll take me to the thread in the case of a divorce. Not that her father is a prosecutor.
But when I sit down, I eat breakfast, she kisses me in the cheek, opens the window, and it is dark.
Just try to remind me of my clothes, shit.
And he shoots with one shot, a pigeon on the window, from a beretta.

xxx: India is creating its own football Premier League, you know?
Teams come out on the field and... Are they dancing?? to

01:22 Anastasia Goncharova: The pop had a dog, he loved her

01:23 Anastasia Goncharova: Who writes now in the rhythm, he is probably a fool

01:24 Anastasia Goncharova: Oh...

I bought tea for weight loss.

You drink and don’t want to eat.

It is called BORST.

Tagged with: rofl

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-D

It is not simply to be offensive, because you have to look for a bullying background in every good word.

I called on the phone, wrong number. The literal dialogue:
XXX is hello!
How is allo? Am I calling there?
XXX: No, not there
YYY: Here is what I say...

and >
Simply,, the organizers of this case will come to know that their acquaintances were refused a friendly/family service because of what they did. Per this will force them to release the person and/or remove charges from him. I will not go into any further controversy "good/bad".
Hobbits support me! Itchnik was bound.
and >
This was not an idiot, it was an idiot. And the game was called the "hunt for the naive fool". How could you agree to put a thumb in the police??!! Real people have a rule. Rules written with blood. If the customer wants a paid software, he either provides an authentic distribution or pays the full amount for the purchase. If the distribution of burnt or money is not given, then a free analogue is put. Until you are caught on the installation of the burned software, you are pretending that nothing will happen. But when they are caught, you immediately start to throw something into your excuse, but you have already been enlightened in full. If you want to put a stick, put it at home. Customers only have licenses. No matter what he wants. Call the price immediately. You lose 600 rubles, but keep your freedom. This is what the man who was caught on the...

Fuck you, but how? How could the team verify that it drowned such a dwarf without the help of an iceberg?

When you work like a bee, life doesn’t seem like honey.

I work in a car service. A girl comes. He says, “I need to change candles and oil in the machine. It is urgently needed.” Running
by 32000. Candles were changed 2 thousand years ago, oil needed only 90 thousand. The candles are perfect. Oil in the machine too. Ask her a logical question:

Who told you to change that?
and husband. I said urgently.

We are confused. In a joke we say:

Maybe he just had to drive you out of the house?

She gets huge round eyes and she’s looking at the whole service:

Get out of it, I’ve flown!!! to

Chat straight even uncomfortable, suddenly the truth little burned))))

Dear Father Christmas! Give me a gift for the New Year.
President, and take these two with you in the deer!

And Mishutka saw his empty cup and said with a gentle voice:
Who has eaten out of my cup and eaten it all out?
And who did not apologize to me two weeks ago? Now I eat for two.

My cat eats cactus.

and licking the earth out of the pot

Is it time to feed him?