They are reliable, practical and inexpensive ($100). But in online stores there is a marketing move, when together with this product they recommend to look at "similar" products. In this case, it was a very similar "watch for $30,000. I can’t help but "recall":
I am a pianist. At the concert, the whole hall looks at me. Since I bought the clock, in the hall of anschlag. I am considering buying a second hand copy.
Plus: With an accuracy of a second, I can tell how much time has passed since I placed the apartment.
The bumps I live with look strangely at me. We have to swallow the clock for the night".

bots in asks smart went, 3 + 3 * 3 began to pass, people then not all answer correctly
WOW: Write one number with a word, three+3*3, so they don’t yet know :-D
D thank you!

The xxx:
You don’t write me such messages. HDD

YYYY :
Because I am a rude, untouched man! = RRR

The xxx:
Show me your strength!

YYYY :
F = m * a
Please XD

The xxx:
Bl...

A talent show, an impeccably chic young host, and a young guy who came to sing.
Hello and how do you like our show?
The guy - (from the girl and excited by the participation) great - saw you here
Only with my eyes and now with my eyes.
Leadership – and how? Real is no worse than TV.? to
What kind of real?
Director: Madrid Gygagagagagagagagi
I am sick for Barcelona.

Rats infected with toxoplasma are not afraid of being eaten by cats. The toxoplasma in their brains replaces the signal “Danger!” with the signal “Wow, sexual partner!”
By the way, most people are also infected with toxoplasma. Distributed by cats.
Cats have many ways to capture the world.

xxx: Just strange it turns out, 3 cores are cooling, one loaded.
YYY: You have a highway 4 lanes and a jiggle 7. Strangely, you only drive 100km/h on one lane, and the other 3 are cool.
yyy: Strange - it is if you are going to do 400 km / h on these dwarfs all along the highway.

I meet a friend who just left a guy, well, with a very fun look. I wonder what happened, what she says:

- You know, I can't convey the feeling when the man of your dreams suddenly confesses to you in love, and you sit like that and think "well, here's only you, shit, now missed..."

I never understand women.

A friend has a friend who doesn’t have both hands on the elbow. He uses proteins. One day he decided to test them for strength and on the open ground on the street hung on a turnik. After some time, the prosthesis did not withstand the test and crashed, it fell, everything seemed to be fine. But by the same moment passed by the grandmother. the man was hanging on the turnip, and then his hands broke off.

Physics Exam in the Universe. The whole group sits and looks at the extended tickets with horror, not knowing what to write.
Here the prede suddenly stands up and silently leaves the audience, closing the door behind him. Everyone is in shock, but immediately get the spurs. Respectfully from the back:
The man...

It feels like I took the quest not to sleep until the next night, failed to fall asleep at 5 a.m., and now every night I try to finish it and fail again. Until I finish, I will not sleep normally.

The increase in power in a pair of horses is usually well noticeable only by the owner. Because if you do not notice it, it will be very sad for the money spent.

xxx: Pleased advertisement in the Moscow metro: "You will be able to meet with Orthodox priests and get a free consultation psychologist".
YYY: Meet an Orthodox priest and get a psychologist consultation for free!

Ginger ‎(11:15)
In the night from Saturday to Sunday, an unknown man broke the lock of the front door, entered the apartment of a businessman and stole two wristwatches worth a total of 2 million rubles, male clothes worth 1 million rubles and a cat of the Bengal breed worth 120 thousand rubles. Ruby was to the police.
I fucking
Fuck to Fuck
of the diamonds?
I have 5 years to work.
Ka ‎(11:18)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck for what
Ginger ‎(11:18)
The cat is to blame for everything.
He broke everything.
Ka ‎(11:24):
Well, yes, who else could know that the watch and clothes for 3 lamas, well, and an alibi to myself - I found myself not on the washing machine, I crushed for 100 strings, I dropped myself with the kidnapped, and I was also sorted off.

Gnomes do not like elves. It is axiom. This is Canon. This is an inviolable rule.
If you read it somewhere or see it differently, know that you are foolishly lying. Because no sensible technician will voluntarily cooperate with the Ipanut humanitaries. =) is

AASTER(s)

*Lilac*:Please tell us if you can buy and put the 1C program on a home laptop, for the accountant.
The license is not expensive.
Version - preferably 8.2, configuration accounting Prof. But if there are other options, we will consider, of course, for remuneration.
(Then it will need to be updated periodically - I will immediately ask for advice on this issue.)
Gobzavr: Please tell the medical staff if it is possible to steal a bowl of bread for employees. I will eat at work with a few people.
Buying in the store is not expensive.
Version - preferably black, configuration with an outline. But if there are other options, we will consider, of course, for remuneration.
(Then you will need to steal the pancakes with the mac periodically - I will immediately ask for advice on this issue.)

Judging by the screams of my neighbors, from "Sunshine" to "Pidoras!" only one step

Saphiroth:... And this warm piece is beating in your hand like a little heart...
Mirca: Anton, we’re still talking about your socks?

I noticed that on the cape of my silver bandley there were nearby ugly crustaceans. How to get rid of it?

By the method of pouring wax into the water, I reminded myself of a Stranger, Varenik and some unknown to science helminth.

Female and male flirting is like art gymnastics and football. Women go out to the pitch purely with tapes, and men specifically to score a goal.

by Bl. I would not compare it to football. Especially in Russian.)