The cat with a tremendous speed cut circles around the apartment, grim, top and falling with a frequency of about once every 15 seconds under my feet.
I screamed at him several times – zero emotions.
Then I stumbled on him, well, like cats fighting against each other in a fight.
I don't know what I told him there on the cat, but only the cat stood up, like a buried, licked his eyebrows on me, bended his back and wounded himself - and with a barrel under the couch went off.
True, a minute later he came out, but he did not hooliganize, but jumped onto the window, lay down and began to watch me closely. =) is

I also had it, there was an old navigator lying in the closet, discharged, so one beautiful night, at 3 a.m., he is like us, he says with a female voice: Go back to the right, the satellite signal is lost.
NN: Your story was supposed to sound like this: I fuck my wife and there’s a woman’s voice out of the box:"Take the right".

Repent sinners! A terrible trial is coming!
A terrible judgment, a terrible judgment.
Yyy: The worst trial is a court in a deaf province
yyy: where the prosecutor is the son-in-law of the judge and the lawyer is the wife of the prosecutor

There are wretches and non-wretches, it is very hard with them, they hooliganize, do not listen, everything burns on them, but as a result, initiative, active and successful adults grow.

In the absence of education and the presence of a marginal environment of ten such children, nine will grow up criminals, and the tenth will become an initiative, active and successful adult.

In the blog: I imagined Holmes (Livanov), thoughtfully throwing soap bubbles out of his tube... Watson (Solomin), nervously throwing away the untouched cock on the stick before entering the mysterious shelter of the alleged villain ("The Baskerville Dog")... "Watson! The next time you want to cheat me, change the vendor!"

As an option
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He grew up, left his parents, but never understood: why hang clothes on the spot? Is it as dangerous to life as running out of the road? I have had room for clothes all over the apartment for many years, and I am still alive. Thanks to a neighbor, she explained at one time why I was getting backbones for trying to run out on the road - a parent's fear for the child. But she was able to explain the backbones for "washing hands after a walk". Talk about microbes and sick stomach? No, it is easier to give a leaf. So is it?

and----
Would your clothes also have their clothes scattered? You wake up, you go into the kitchen to swallow a cup of coffee, and there is my mom’s luster, dad’s cowards on the table, dirty socks in the washing machine.
It would be nice tomorrow.
And, notice, this is only one option, you can also think of fun.

People are divided into two types. For those who love order in the house, and for those who love children.

In the Moscow Zoo Ration of eggs 84 rubles per day, donkeys 87 rubles.
The consumer basket is 86 rubles per day.
It is no longer Yogi, but it is not Yogi yet.

In Finland, the fine for excess speed is equal to 10 percent of the offender’s income. Even the oligarchs do not.
I’ve seen the rabbits there.
They are unemployed.

Makarenko, Korchag and Hippenreiter gathered together and knocked out all the schools from the site.

The law of Heydar: the more expensive oil, the more stupid the Russian government

Aa: Handmade and handjob are very different in meaning?

BB : kgm How to tell you...

Japanese preschool students are not pressured at all. Here is the iron discipline of schoolchildren (even it is terrible to imagine such a sharp educational transition, if honest - how a child generally realizes the leap of demands). But Japanese children see a quiet polite mom and adjust themselves (after all, socialization of kindergartens is in many ways repetitive). And if the mother-in-law is explained by a matte, he uses the child as a universal argument to put on the red light, climb without a line, rush in a trolleybus to give up a place, etc. She can cheat the child as much as she wants for the use of motherly words, but as long as he Hears them as commonly used, he will use them. As long as he sees in his parents the only argument for all - or and fisting, he will resort to the same argument, no matter how much he is beaten. There is nowhere else to know.

A case from life: one mother responded to her daughter's attempts to slander something "And you don't want a naked Negro?", and the daughter, due to her age, did not grasp ambiguity, then in the garden used the phrase "And the head of Negro you don't want?".

XXX: How did you celebrate Christmas?
YYY: It is great! Even the police came to cuddle (((

There is a big problem in the first, because they are dissatisfied with EVERYTHING: the child in the cafe sits quietly with the tablet-ai-ya-ya, parents do not play with the child; rollers play, talk to him too loudly, distracts... smoke around-smells, do not smoke - and why then sit in the room for smokers?You go fast where you are, you slowly interfere; with loose hair you interfere, in a hat you interfere, with a tail you need to knock... in general, there is such a habit - to dig into the surroundings and get stuck, and here no actions of the latter will help.
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You won't believe it, but no one has anything to do with you until you invade someone else's living space: - A child in a cafe with a tablet, give him headphones so that neighbors don't jump from the sound of a game or cartoon;
Speak in public, speak quieter, do not interfere with communicating with others;
You disturb someone with smoking - go away, do not smoke next to others, sit in the room for smokers and get upset because you do not smoke - not a scandal, you are the fault of yourself;
Do not in the dense flow of people barely crawl in the middle and stumble upon others when you go fast.
- Driving in public transportation - don't go laughing, you like when someone's loops climb in your face? And your hats, probably not in the measure of loose.
If you often encounter someone’s dissatisfaction, it doesn’t mean that you can’t please people, but just that you don’t know how to behave normally in human society.

I dreamed that I stole a piece of bread and salt from the store.
XXX: Go and go
YYY: Could you stick with your diet?

DrAgon_steel: Today I accidentally stumbled upon an advertisement of sale clearly from some Frenchman))
W_W_starwars: Why from the French?
DrAgon_steel: well look "bla-bla-bla I sell. De Shevle" French-the epitome)))))
W_W_starwars: ahahah)))))
DrAgon_steel by Vicent De Shevle. Marquis is not about you ?

About children and the methods of their upbringing.
I was spoiled. 2 or 3 times. One time I laundered money from my mother, the second time I abandoned my studies, attacked two men, for each of whom I got a barrel with a belt, only about a dozen. Nothing, I grew up, I don’t torture cats, I don’t beat girls. But it is me.
There was another example in front of me. A boy younger than me. His parents always communicated with him, explained, persuaded, but he did not just in his own way, but badly. That bed will spoil, that money will be forbidden, that younger sister reminds. And somewhere at six o’clock after another shot, he was evaporated. And several more times, but every time before that and after that I talked to him. Strangely enough, it helped.
the morality. The parent should avoid the use of force, but do not hesitate if other methods are exhausted. On this I suggest to end with the children and go to sex, it’s more fun :-)

N: When I’m asked what excessive signs of intersection can do, I recall the unparalleled: ‘Break, stand. I am looking forward to a professional". One extra pencil - and what a new meaning.

to this:
The law of Heydar: the more expensive oil, the more stupid the Russian government
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The paradox of Heydar’s law: falling oil prices does not make the Russian government smarter