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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88014
 07.10.2013
There are so many new performers on the rabbits, I don’t even know them.
Theme: Afrodite, Magadeath
Aphrodite I know.
XX: No, the performer of Afrodite
I know Megadeth too. But Magadeath is something new. The Dagestan Rocker?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88013
 07.10.2013
XXX: Does Vit dance or lights?
The bottles. The lights at Elma.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88012
 07.10.2013
hospitalization of a patient with a knife injury. He says something quietly. No, not in Morocco.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88011
 07.10.2013
Stop throwing on Hermione!
She is old, she can!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88010
 07.10.2013
to this:
The right to issue laws does not require exams, certificates, or even the mandatory passage of a psychiatrist and a narcologist.
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
The right to elect those who make the laws – unfortunately, they also do not require.

as well as the right to give birth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88009
 07.10.2013
I crossed the belt from the 1st to the 2nd, then on the 3rd pair of holes..... no, less with divorce I did not eat, but I started to fuck more)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88008
 07.10.2013
...
Conditions of the Far North. Dozens of eggs - 140 p. Bride of bread - 24 p. (True, the cost of baking one bulk is 110 r., the difference is subsidized from the budget). Bottle of sunflower oil 150 p. The worst sausage at least 300 p. The doctor for example. Meat 1 kg 400 rubles. Pack of spaghetti from 75 to 130. Is it enough or more pricing?
...

The march of Samara is already in the far north.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88007
 07.10.2013
Make this diva chat called "What can be eaten for 2500"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88006
 07.10.2013
The reason for Povetkin’s defeat is that Klitschko led a dirty box, namely constantly beating Sasha in the face.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88005
 07.10.2013
Beer is evil. Partly even more than vodka (causes addiction imperceptibly and makes girls cows irrevocably).
yyy: “make girls cows irrevocably” – there is a recipe for reverse transformation. You drink 250 grams of vodka, and voila - the girl has again turned into a slim lawn, well, or a mountain serpent...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №88004
 07.10.2013
Yesterday I saw aunt from work at home washing cellophane balls and drying to reuse them.
to my question
Why Why?
Answered
The Savings!
Moreover, it turned out that the balls are not bought at all, but are dumped in supermarkets, well, like they went to buy bread, cut off the puppy, and with it they caught 5 pieces.
I explain that NIFG then does not save.
They waste water on washing, soap, time and electricity.
I am now the universal evil, because I have broken them the pattern of saving money.
I hear that soon the wet cellophane balls will hang on the batteries at work - the aunt will carry the dirty from home to wash to work.


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №88003
 07.10.2013
I cross this morning the crossroads on the green lighting signal, on the road a small blockage and the machines bar on the principle of "red ours, green common". To me on the left under a red toyota with a sign "U" on the roof. I, not thinking for a long time, touch the right mirror of the car, the car brakes and then next to it rushes through the chain another 2!I am in shock from this without looking back I accelerate the step and drop the spark, but hearing a scream in the back "Stand b@i!" I move on to run. Having succeeded, I came to the conclusion:
1st Observe the lighting signs.
2nd Keep the distance.
I - Decepticons 3:0 (because he is not good)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88002
 07.10.2013
Work is like a woman. It is good and not very, but in principle, you can a mental balance with anyone. And if you could not satisfy yourself with one, you are doomed to wander through many things, and you will not be happy until you realize the true meaning of this sentence from your own experience.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88001
 07.10.2013
<Sun> Can anyone have a movie "Interview with a Vampire"?
<ms_Shifu> is it a documentary?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88000
 07.10.2013
About moving to New Zealand from the subsoil of Siberia to PMJ:
I think if I lived in the Netherlands I would have forgotten the existence of other countries and the planet as a whole - I would have returned to the original - the land on three whales and at the same time the land of EXCLUSIVely a real island.
I also think sheep would be there.)
1 and the goat.
1: and would live in a house 1.5 meters high with a round door.
1: эхъ... and the legs could not be shaved)))))))))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87999
 07.10.2013
and smart:
I hope that the smart man, who divided 6000 rubles for 1.5 million watts (1.5 MW) and received 4 rubles, was already advised to go to the store without a calculator?

What is not so? The price of electricity is in rubles per kilowatt. We get: 1.5 million watts = 1500 kW. 6000 / 1500 = 4 rubles per kilowatt. Can you go to school and learn life?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №87998
 07.10.2013
Dear Wives. It is a sin not to take advantage of your husband’s morning free erection. After all, it will take quite a little time, and you will have to pay 500 rubles for it. (The cost of one Viagra tablet)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87997
 07.10.2013
YYY: Can we go for a walk?
XXX: I can’t
YYY: So what is it?
xxx fuck the house.
I have not been doing this since the second semester.
xxx: checked out
YYY: You don’t have an institute and the fuck knows what! The house is checked, the controls are arranged
You always say that walking is strictly prohibited.
XXX is strictly prohibited
Yyy: You are fucking studying at school.
Fuck, I knew it.
Wait, soon I’ll have to change my clothes xD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87996
 07.10.2013
Arclite siege tank: Did I find a beautiful lesbian with a girlfriend?
Arclite siege tank: By the way, I dreamed at night that the boss was reading our chat at work. Are you like you, officers?
Arclite siege tank: Hey, do not sleep!
Fuck, what a dream. Write the code words. On Friday dreams come true.
Arclite siege tank: Yes, let’s replace all the words. Fucking to fuck.
Instead of laughing, you will laugh.
Arclite siege tank: Hey, let’s go!
Arclite siege tank: Since childhood I always wanted to laugh, but girls didn’t like my smile.
Arclite siege tank: We did this yesterday – and laughter and sin.
Arclite siege tank: Girls are good with guys who can make them laugh.
Arclite siege tank: He who laughs last laughs well.
Arclite siege tank: After my joke she got drops of mixture in her mouth.
Rainbow: Enough is enough! I laugh and everyone looks at me. :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87995
 07.10.2013
There are two things that are difficult for a man to do: not to notice the faults of others and to notice his own.

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