"I am looking for one, the only one!"
I don’t think there will be a second such fool.

In the morning, I did not sleep. I wash my foam, take my toothbrush and try to remember how I shaved it before.

HH: How are you? How to work?
YYY: As usual, what about you?
HH: Yes, nothing out of a number of outgoing.
Yyy: This is such an ordinary fresh life we lived with you without alcohol.

I cleaned my apartment yesterday. It turned out that the cute puffy that stood next to the bed and where I put the note was half a bag of cement.

Do you know how to make a zombie apocalypse?
......
We need to publish cartoons of Muhammad in all printed publications at the same time :)

A friend took 1,000 rubles from you, returned 500 and then tells everyone how he favored you. What will you do? Fill the mouth! It is right. But why does the leadership of Russia continue to vote in such a case?

From the discussion of the Galaxy Note III Dual on 4PDA:
SSN1982: Pushing up poverty
Pray, it will stop

Corey Taylor: Fuck, I took a 2nd cat yesterday. was free
Corey Taylor: brought, they ran around the corner. At first he was scared, and she spit on him.
Corey Taylor: Then he was afraid of me and stopped reacting to her
Corey Taylor: Then she went out to see him.
Corey Taylor: Now they mock, walk the goose and are friends with me =(

I live outside of Russia for the second year. I felt a fundamental difference now. I go by bicycle at night on the edge of the motorway (asphalt is better than on the pedestrian), I listen to music. Once - at my level is a police car, they show that I have to drive to the side. I turn, and in my head the thought, like a reflex, "whether it were not taken," developed during the years of life in Russia, especially no documents were with him. have stopped. Fear and tension gather in the legs and hands, causing them to tremble a little. It all ended pretty nice - asked to continue on the pedestrian path and gave a catapult :)

I sit behind the compilation in the office.
Wife from the kitchen:
Drop up our bed.
An insidious plan is born in the head: the location of the manual hexagonal drill pops up in the memory, the speed of the screws is thought out for a greater effect of suddenness.
15 minutes from the kitchen.
Not all, only the bed.
That is 100% understanding.
I love her!
(I don’t need to put the bed back.)

Ivan Vladimirovich
Today at 2:53
Angry Bird’s gazing is ugly at least because an empty bowl can be thrown into a pig on the highway. If the bank got into the salon, then most likely the hint will be understood.

It is only on television telling that the insurance policy opens the doors to all medical offices. That is, it is so, but before this, the door must either be lubricated or knocked on it for a long time.

Axel: Imagine, we called one of our employees – her program stopped running. Corrected and corrected. Here I see, on the system block someone removed the license sticker from the wheel.
I ask the employee: "Why did you stick the sticker off?".
In response to the full seriousness: "this is why the program broke, yeah?"

I decided to bomb at night. I sit down with a group of drunken boys of hollow character. One of them, according to their dialogue, is not local:

Who is in the central square?
2: (proudly and exaltedly) Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
3: You are fucking. Lenin is there!
You are fucking yourself! His clique was just like that!

You need to see a stunning passage from the school composition on the fairy tale "The Queen of the Frog", nothing changed:
____
The prince, guests and sons and wives gathered in the palace.
They laughed at Ivan because his wife was late and thought he didn’t want such a wife at all. Soon to the palace came a chariot strapped with horses and a chariot and the beautiful Vasilis came out of the chariot.She poured water behind her sleeves, poured food there and turned the ball. The girl splashed with water and a lake emerged, threw food and labies appeared. The other wives did the same, they poured water over the sinuses and poured food over the shelf. Then they began to pour food into the king, and he was soaked, and then they threw his bones, and he threw them out of anger.

Pregnancy is an interesting time. I feel like a cat - I eat, sleep, get fat, and everyone likes it :)

I bought a dishwasher.
The smell of Mohito
My husband was long roasting while washing his dishes.

-only hardcore, I also lived without a refrigerator in the shelter, I eat just hanged outside the window, but it is really hardcore

In 9th grade I went to the Olympics in a neighboring city, spent the night in such a dormitory.
He was a witness to how 2 gods, one goes on to the other on his shoulders and a long stick in his hands, at 5 a.m. they walk under the shelters and knock down the barrel)))

In one forum:

- Ah, I'll go borsch cooking, once it's time to do no one...

brother recently bought Grant... comes a text message: "given the car to crack, twisted to the section on the third - disconnected the strap of the unattached belt, apparently the computer thought that I was already a corpse";;