XXX Please Help! My daughter bought a doll, baby borne, fed meat, we tried for an hour to put her on a pot, and she doesn’t want to do her business. Written, put the doll right, and slightly press. How is it right, and where to press? I will break it out soon!
YYY: Is there a hole there? In the pop? Or is it closed and when pressed on the bubble opens?
XXX: a hole 2, one for quotations, the second - for the output of cabbage. But the doll has a blindness. I am already in her mouth, even the air does not pass. types of valves are closed inside.
ZZZ: raise your mouth from the poop
XXX: it won’t work, because the pope has a valve in the doll.
FFF: the pen needs to be pressed (I don’t remember which one) and it crashes
XXX: What are you? The foot instructions are written. I did not press the electricity, I even sat on it, no! You would see my husband’s face when he went to the bathroom, and I have a doll on the pot, and I crawl around her and push her out in every way.
QQQ: You can find a cockroach on the street and put a doll in a pot, and tell the child that the doll has rattled after a long talk!
ZZZ: You are in your mind, "from the street" to drag some contagious shit into the house, it is better to mock yourself then, your shit does not smell and it is cleaner than the street.
ZZZ: The Author Our entire department of programmers and sisadmines read your discussion today. The people cried, cried, whispered and pressed from laughter. Thank you huge.

Correspondence after the club
Tag: shut up
XHHH: He removes me a lick.
XHH: And guess what is falling out.
by O_O
Theme: Confetti
Tagged: blaze

Unhealthy interest in health leads to deplorable results.

Sometimes you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
The news is “rejoicing.”
At night, a resident of the village of Borisoglebsky (Yaroslavsk region) named Anna began fighting, and at half five in the morning she called an ambulance to be transported to the nursery. However, the old "Gazel" could not get to the village due to bad weather conditions... Feeling the fighting, immediately began to act according to the plan. They and their husband set fire to the fire, called a fire car and drove to the nearest nursery: the snowed road stretched to him for 150 kilometers.
Oh Russia...

- They say that in a person's life the student years are the best, and I have not yet felt something in full.
Then it will be even worse...

by Habr. Discussion of childhood memories.

The decommissioning of a neighboring factory and military units in the early 1990s greatly influenced my childhood with the presence of powder, magnesium and trothyl.
YYY: And now you know chemistry like your four fingers?

Tyumen: Fuck, survive... Even our winter has now emigrated to Europe!

From the comments to the movie "Stalingrad".

7 is Bondarchuk’s back-end voice is an excellent director’s decision. Why try somehow to reveal a character when you can just tell him what his name is and why we should sympathize with him. Hopefully, in unspirited Hollywood, they will soon take this practice too. Imagine what “Saving Private Ryan” would have been if it had been accompanied by an old-fashioned speaker speaking in detail about the difficult life of every American soldier.

8 is How wonderful that the only sniper on the most important section of the front was ours.

Thirteen The battle of Stalingrad was the most cruel and great battle of all times and peoples. And for those who do not guess about this based on the scale of most of the battles shown in the film, there is Bondarchuk’s chord voice, who is always ready to explain this.

16 is The slogans “they fought for Katya” or “They wanted her to love them” would fit the movie much better.

17th Hunger, cold, terrible sanitation and household conditions, never-ending shelling, sniper duels... the creators of the film probably heard something about it.

22nd During the war, the mail worked much better and delivered letters even from the German-occupied Gomel.

24 is If in the final the Germans had a squad of pink tanks... everything would have been exactly the same.

Thanks Lirik85 for raising the mood!

Like a shirt or a car, they speak straight, and how to fuck - they make sense! Say it directly or start doing it yourself without hints!
Start making a shirt with your mouth.

From Habr:

XXX: I didn’t understand either. It took 30 billion years for light from this galaxy to reach us. That is, once we see her, the light came. But where could he get 30 billion? Years ago there was nothing. The universe was only 14 billion. years ago?
Ladies and gentlemen, have you read the entire article? In Russian, this aspect is also explained.
zzz: How skillfully you left the need to choose a letter in illuminated/sacred :)

C News
In the forest near Domodedov, a mushroom found an African man tied to a tree.

Domodedovo airport
Mushroom
The African
attached to a tree

Read the Russian news.

In fact, Australians don’t disappear from the surface of the earth just because their food is rich in gravitons. Those who have just arrived in the country are held solely because of the traces of proper "northern" dirt on their clothes and shoes. When dirt is washed off, gravitons save the matter. Without them, all the Australians would have fallen to hell. But it is very dangerous, you can so attach to the sky that all the stars of the northern hemisphere will crumble and eat into the southern hemisphere. It will be too light and no one will sell these heavy drugs to me anymore!!! to

I am in Germany, what do you bring?
YYY: I don’t know, you can have an ipad on an iPhone any solid...
Yyy: That’s just me and Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's casket was first black, then he was psychotic, wrapped it with white skin, and wrapped up.

1111> petya campaign decided to drive to the male )
2222> Is it you that Petya boasts or the Male complains? and :)

Overall, I now have 500 cards with the name Gridoebov in my hands. Complain late, I didn’t notice at first what the cushion was. I don’t know where to put them now.

I went out to the balcony to smoke last night. Around the soul. and silence. Only cars are standing in the yard and flashed by blue alarm lights. Decepticons are probably developing a plan to capture the planet

Comments to the article about user dissatisfaction with Apple programs:
ltfvjy 28.10.13 09:47
Your creatures are dissatisfied.

and survived!! to
This morning when I found out today’s number, I call my wife.
Joke, is it a joke?! to
Wife: Noah, I’m sleeping
I: Kiss, we had our anniversary yesterday!
Wife: yeah yeah yeah??? It is true! exactly! We are crazy 😉

to this:

I have a joke here.
I need a cash loan of 50,000. I decided to go to the bank "Pushkin" to see, they are in the neighboring house, nearby. I went to the site, looked at all the conditions, decided on the day to go to them, make an application. In the morning news - the bank "Pushkin" withdrew the license, the bank closed.
Fuck him with him. I decided to go to the bank "resurrection", I have their salary client. I called them, we talked, we decided to go as soon as time comes. after a day or two news: "rebirth" bankrupt, urgently withdraw money from cards and accounts. The hysteria was capricious, the people rushed to shoot the bubble, the rows at the ATMs at the time were. The bank has never closed, but there is still a rumor that the curd is about to come.
In the weekend made an application on the website of GE Money (Ji Mani) bank, they called back, talked to them.
Today, on Monday, news on the Yandex - "Sovkombank buys Russian “daughter” GE Money".

I have a dollar!! You are alive!! I knew!! to

It was good for the savages: not like man - killed, like - eaten.