xxx is. I just got a scarf of stupidity from the domestic producer here. Operating table for newborns. Well, which just provides heat and lighting during the operation. The slave there was still a whirlwind in case of power disconnection. Doctors are so dumb that they won’t notice that the light went out during the operation without this shit.
YYYYY and :)
xxx is. Therefore, there is a battery for this case. Now the most mushroom. If this battery sits down, the table will not turn on. It will only sweep a wealthy war on the whole floor. And the pofig that a heavy newborn, that the count goes for seconds, and on the street night. Either look for the battery and screwdriver where you want, or forge the baby on a ice table. I just wanted to take this developer and inject these batteries one by one!
YYYYY As long as it doesn’t go out of the mouth XD

In many publications of the contact I saw posts "I want to be able to stop time,to kick girls, etc."
I also want to be able to stop time, but only to go to bed and sleep at last.

I... I’m finished!! to
Friends – Why?
What did you take me for lunch today, remember?
A chicken and a chicken, what?
How did I ask you, remember?
D- as always, Dasha with cancer and eyelids :))) what is it?
I—when I asked you, Lena passed by, she was with my girlfriend, and remember we had a new one?Dacia, the eyes of everyone built.
D is well?
I—And now Lena sits and throws strange eyes at me talking to someone on the phone...I hear that the suitcases are starting to pack.

Email to kindergarten administrator:

My son will be 2 years old in November, we plan to drive to your kindergarten from 3 years old. In this regard, a few questions:
How soon is the opening of the venue in the Primorsky area?
How long do I need to apply for admission?
Morning thanks for the answer.

Response of the kindergarten administrator:

Dear Own Name!

There will be no opening of the new school this year.

Email to the kindergarten administrator:

Good day. Thanks for your answer. I have only two small questions:
How soon is the opening of the venue in the Primorsky area?
How long do I need to apply for admission?

X: You are not my day.
X: I came home evil, let me not sleep
X: I watched the money gathered small, I think I'll go buy a girl's kidney with a princess
X: I think if it grimps a lot, it means a lot of details, it means not her, but some designer.
x: took one, shake, not grimm like
X: I bought it, and x*y is there!
Okay, no bad either.
Y: I didn’t know what they put in kids for girls!

My mom told me today:
I don’t do anything on extension. I do not entertain children, unlike other teachers. I scream sometimes. I force them to do everything themselves. Where is gratitude? All children make parents scandals that they are taken away early. At 7 o’clock in the evening.

Ph: What annoys you?
Z80: On a frozen morning in 1997, I, a 3rd grade student, went to the other end of our city for a push as one bargain promised me to bring a LICENCE cassette in a cellophane package, with perfect image quality and crystal sound, just the size of my two scholarships. And that, naturally, did not cheat. And yesterday, his wife cleaned up and threw out the tape and said to me that you would never see her anywhere. This is not true! (They are out. I have my daddy’s video magnetophone (slip) on the antresolks hidden! (It was very bad)
Cry, cry, it will be easier!

I go with my companion in the car. A police car passes by at a decent speed.
XHH: Here’s the limit of 40, so where does it go?! to
In the task.
Without a syrene and a special signal?
On a secret mission...

To discuss cars without a driver. "I can’t imagine that a computer can replace a human driver"

According to WHO statistics, in 2011 alone, 1,261,888 people died on the roads worldwide. This is how computing processes happen in the minds of drivers. Yes, damn, Dandy’s console would probably have done better.

Daddy, when he was in the fifth grade, in the diary appeared a masterpiece: "Instead of the lesson, he sat on a lustre and threw his giraffes."

The case was so.

In the dressing room of the physical culture put new lustres in boxes (apparently, the repair was planned). Father and a friend instead of going to the class, sat on these boxes and began to be thrown over with the sticks, which were just in the shape of giraffes. At that moment the teacher came in.

Heavy technical support.
Playing late in the evening, I heard a colleague trying to explain something to a grandmother, killed a passage of the phrase:
“If you have a broken whip and it doesn’t smooth, you don’t run into the grid with a complaint and don’t argue with them, right? And if your washing machine doesn’t wash, you don’t call the water channel?
P.S He did not convince his grandmother.

I’m fucking out of this country. On the first channel, in the first time, Malysheva and comrades tell you how to fuck right!

Wife tells about how girls can frame a pair:
Yes, you don’t know how girls change when they see that you’ve paid a little attention to them.
R: They can wrap you around your finger, they can wrap all the money out of you, even if they don’t need you.
M: I know about it.
Q: How do you know?
M: I also had a mom, those moms whose girls are teaching their daughters how to turn men, and those moms whose boys are teaching boys how not to fall on female tricks.
I want a girl.
M: Fuck you, you’re going to be teaching the boy!

I use a credit card. Recently, he began to treat the phrase differently "Card debt is a sacred matter!"

Release of Win8

What a horror. The apples would never do that.

Release of iOS7

Fuck it...

Announcement on the forum:
Where can I repair the notebook and can I repair it at all?? to
Broken in half - tried to make a tablet, but the tablet function is not supported, does not turn on at all, the battery charged from the network connected.
How much will repair cost? The guarantee has not ended.

Deregin: Our comrades living on the 1st floor are going to throw the garbage into the garbage pipeline on the 2nd floor of the elevator!
Deregin: Neither for one nor for the other is paid.

HHH: short, the boss wiped out yesterday =))
He is a Tatar, so, in a conversation with a man, he says: "You do not give up this matter, and then we can kill many things as one rabbit!"
I'm just afraid to imagine a rabbit killing things=)))

Turn on the TV:
Scientists have found out: it turns out cooking salt contains chlorine!
Shut off the TV.

Our school was a warehouse of masterpieces.

Let’s start with the physical culture. It was a small, thin, crooked and chromed man who demonstrated the thesis "I don't like sport and he likes me." But he had a disgusting whisper and a loud voice. Which he spoke all the time “left, left, who steps right!!!” His favorite sport was walking around a circle... He also built a class every lesson and began to broadcast that girls should give birth, for which they would need the right shape of the pelvis. It was very disgusting. Somehow he tried to tell us about hardening. Every morning, at any time of the year, I go out to the balcony and wipe myself in the snow.

Then the historian will take the stage. Fantastically ignorant grandmother with an even more penetrating voice than a bodybuilder.

“Revolutionary Babushkin was shot in Siberia by the Banderists in 1905.” "Fonvizin wrote "Gorre from Madness" because he was a Decembrist" "Spartak lost his uprisings because he could not read Lenin's works." When she wasn’t riding a time machine, she was leading “Basics of State and Law.” I brought an article one day. There was a story of how a boy-gowner struck several people with a tail. I read it out loud and ask – but what do you think, kids, why did he do this? Well, the kids came to life, began to put forward versions... Stephen King would just sit down! No - strictly rejected all of the Time Machinist (this was her underground nickname) - he did it because he did not know the foundations of the state and the law! You will be like that!

However, the teacher of labor and in combination - "Ethics and psychology of family life" also did not lag behind colleagues. The audience went to her lessons with a sense of mystical anticipation - what another masterpiece today will give birth to her brain not burdened with excessive complexities. Her hit was war. We learned how to sew cowards in the event of war (in order, in one way, to drive the potential enemy into the grave), cook the economic borscht in the event of the same war (in order to get those who will survive after contemplation of the cowards) and studied under her leadership the secrets of family life, so that the enemy even in the rear would not have a chance to escape.

Her main phrase was "a girl is adorned with modesty and modesty."

Our parade is decorated by the teacher of literature. She was a foolish and indifferent person, at all. But she taught her subject with such pathos, that the case gave out amazing lashes. For example, “You couldn’t love Onequin! And the cave! And the Chats! And even Vronsky. Here they could be standing here all together – and you can serve Van Damme’s.” Then she fell down on her chair in weakness and said, “Beyeez-du-ho-nooost!” Her ear belonged to a multitude of records in our diaries, such as "I do not want to love Pushkin in any form" or "laughed at human sorrow".

My diary, among other things, was decorated with the inscription "Targeted from combat weapons to the bodies of the parental committee." There was also a “sparking gas cleaner.”