at the conference.
The United States’ external debt is $14 trillion. What to do with him?
The voice from the room: understand and forgive!

One of my neighbors (1) has just received the prize and plans to spend it on a new winter jacket. The second has a long-standing dream - to buy a car, he refuses everything, sells what he can - only to accumulate the necessary amount. The second just recently got a package from the house with a light autumn windshield, which he is trying to sell instead of a winter jacket to the first neighbor:
“Look, it’s new, I’ve worn it a couple of times... let’s buy it from me for half the price!
I need the winter! Should I wear an autumn jacket?? to
Do you know how much the new one cost? It is cheaper!
1) Yes, I need a warm winter, what will I walk in the frost? Distance to.
2: Well buy, I need money!
Elijah, you’re in the car, right? Do you remember my grandfather died last year? There is a shorter tractor from it, can I sell it to you cheaper? He is in excellent condition!
Do I get a tractor? I need a car, where will I drive on your tractor?
1) Do you know how much it cost new??? Buy it! So buy it! We need money!!! 1
2) Well I understood it.

I’ve never been so ashamed for a long time...
YYY: What has stunned you?? to
xxx: Yes, a friend asked in the store to replace.Well, I stand and there is a grandmother: Why are your apples so small? They are normal apples. And she: No, it is small. I couldn’t stand it, I said: What a little thing! Look at the big apples!! to
She first turned around, apparently looking for apples, and then looked at me badly and left.

At night, you walk through a dark corridor, you hit a huge bullshit hernia - it is a joke! Even if someone wakes up. And you are going to cook a cup of tea, so crazy, half of the relatives will run out of the bedrooms with the statements of “You knock loud spoon, you interfere with sleep.” Is this one of me?

AAA: Water is purchased at work, but not in a cooler
And with a pump like that... with a nose.
So I noticed...
If a girl pumps water, then she closes her nose.
The cover...
And if a guy, he is knocking on his nose!
BBB: They are shaking the dots! and ;-)

VKontakte photo of a girl in the middle of some ruins.
The first comment: "The consequences of PMS" =)

NaZg:de:Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. It is translated into Russian as "Society of servants of the junior branch of the construction supervision body under the main management of the electric service of the Danube vessel."

moriel81: asks, and why in Germany the Twitter hasn’t lived...

I'm a mouse-click, I'm a crawler-crawler, I'm a motherboard in the middle of the pay, I'm a processor - hot as an aggressor, I'm a cartoon - bytes confused, I'm a keyboard - dusty fool, I'm a CD-ROM - you can't cut it with a tail, I'm a sim - ten years, ten winters, I'm a monitor - colored like a tomato, I'm a disc driver - healthy like a chamber, we're two ports - unknown to the hell, I'm AWE-32 - I mentally pronounce words, I'm a fax modem - from forty microchips, I'm a Rotrobon printer - I'm roaring like a furious elephant
and c)

Max: guess, it was you that broke your firm’s lap, right?
dmjh: yes - the second time a wooden pen broke
dmjh: tree is still a good material, but not for fighting roots
dmjh: she doesn't want to beat her own and ends up committing suicide
Max: If this theory were true at least 1% not a single hammer on the hammer could not be used without risk
dmjh: possibly seals are cut out of sociopathic trees

Where do you find such work? That Nihua do not do with the director of the mother-in-law! Where does the profit in the company come from?

The glass of our people’s patience seems to have a hole in the bottom.

told a acquaintance. Three years ago, a Russian-speaking Korean brought her daughter to first class in Moscow to arrange. Zavoch explained to all parents who came with the children that they are accepted to this school only on the basis of an interview. She took the girl's hand and, with the words "and you mommy wait here," took her to the office. They leave in 5 minutes.
The girl runs to her mother, hides behind her and whispers, “Mom, I don’t want to go to this school. They ask stupid questions.”
The Zavoch says, “We can’t take your girl. I asked her:
“Animals are flying?” She replied, “Yes”
A Korean woman turns to her daughter, “Daughter, why did you answer that? The birds fly.”
What the girl, looking behind her mom's shirt and looking at the sound, says, "Yes? What about the flying mouse?”
The warm-hearted one could only say, “We’re taking your girl.”

Do they all go to Foursquare? In ten years, graduates will write letters of thanks. Thus they will write: “The wealthy caspadine menizder abrosavaneya!...”

Sometimes you’ll ask me what I love more than you or life?I’ll answer the car...And you’ll leave without knowing that I still love tea and waffles.

P@nTJR@ (13:13:11 3/10/2011)
Hi what you do.
Yuri (13:13:34 3/10/2011)
I go
P@nTJR@ (13:14:36 3/10/2011)
Pleasant appetite
Yuri (13:16:02 3/10/2011)
In the sense?
Yuri (13:16:41 3/10/2011)
A fucking
Yuri (13:16:44 3/10/2011)
I fucking eat.
P@nTJR@ (13:17:15 3/10/2011)
What a good appetite!! to
Yuri (13:19:39 3/10/2011)
A monster jumping from the roof

My colleague is now returning from the tavern and says, “I’m now like I’ve been to the movie.” Closed and the door drops the pen straight into the garbage bowl"

xxx: In the list of things for which to kill creators, you need to add YouTube ads.
xxx: especially pleased when when watching the video suddenly on the full volume turned on a new picnic advertisement.
xxx: I then long explained to my parents that the phrases "Oh, he’s so big!" and "31cm!" have nothing to do with porn.

We had a fire at Matthew once:
I forgot to tell you, so I repeat.

Questions and Answers Email:
Where to buy an anti-tank mine? for self defense.

I catch a car on the Bolsheviks. Hours of 23
I am a strongly drunk 27-year-old boy with a slight stroke of gout.
Well, that’s just a boy from our area.
He said, “Are you a mammoth?
HH: I say no
Q: Do you catch the car here? Do you like to hang out with strangers? Would you be in the car in your mouth? Do I better? (Let it be so cute)
I am not lost and I say: No, I am going to identify.
He was somehow behind.)
This is our beautiful area.