I work in theatre. The prisoners of the female colony were brought to the show today. They put the “Gypsy Baron,” although a different performance was originally planned for this day: “Baby Rebellion.”

If you are wise, you won’t have to repay the debt.

I ask for silence! With a loud voice, a young girl cried. She was 18, she was a student, a comsomol and just a beauty. It was the end of the 60s, or maybe the beginning of the 70s.She waited until the group was humbled and continued:
“Now we’ll all go to the station and collect the empty bottles!
The group disapproved, future lawyers were first-class students and did not think of wasting their time on any kind of stuff.
Then I will go alone and let you be ashamed!
Not all, but most have responded to her call.

The next day, at the end of the class, solemnly, in the presence of the whole group, she handed a new, snow-white, carefully wrapped in paper, shirt to the boy Beck.
“Hold on, Beckthorn, it’s a gift for you from all of us.
Becca turned red, smiled, whispered “thank you” to everyone who congratulated him and suddenly, suddenly, crushing everyone, ran out of the classroom...The group watched him out of the window as he quickly walked through the Oak Avenue, tightly pressing a clamp to his chest and wiping out his disobedient tears from shame or happiness. This was his first shirt in life.

The eighth of March 1998 began as usual, I was preparing breakfast for my wife, and then we went together to my aunt to the court to congratulate her on the holiday. By our arrival her office was already full of flowers and postcards. I walked entrepreneurially between them, choosing the bouquets I liked (so many women still need to congratulate). Here I got a beautiful bouquet with a card "from Becky".
Who is this, Becca?
This is the prosecutor of one city, we studied together at the institute.
- Good bouquet, I'll take it? I have to congratulate the crowd of women today.
Take of course.
Can this and that?
and Berry...

Later, the wife told the story about Becca and added that every year, as long as she remembers herself, on March 8, the aunt receives a bouquet of roses and a card "from Becky".
27 October 2014.

Is this a bordell?
This is a sauna.
How do I call the bordell?
Call back in two hours.

Tanya: There was another case. Do you remember selling old books? A grandmother on the market approaches me, takes a criminal book and says, “I love reading about murder. The grandchildren even say, "You are going to kill somebody yourself?""And indeed, it would kill everyone". He puts a book and leaves.

aaa: you’re more careful with this phrase =) I once joked that ‘the rains on the street are the same as I’m a ballerina’ and the rest of the day the wet under the rain colleagues in the choir sang to me ‘The Dance of the Little Swan’.

The situation is difficult to imagine, except when you dream that you went to the toilet, and in the morning you realize that in the night you really went.
and...
My body knows when it is possible, and when it is not possible: if you want at night, and you start to dream about the sort - the sleep will turn so that you can not go down.
That sorting on repair, then in it flooding, then, and once in all dreamed of sorting, made like a boutique in a shopping center: a chic dark finish of the walls and floors, spotlights in the ceiling, gold handles at the cranes, snow-white toilets along the walls - and a wide wall-vitrina, all in sight from the crowded store. How can I go here?! to
I had to wake up...

At the house, where there is a large cafe, the façade is repaired. Everything is covered with construction forests, paved pavements and a banner: "We look sad, we eat delicious!"

Thus, the winner in the nomination "The Word of the Week"... becomes...

"The Fighting Rifle"

Technology is moving forward. Where are we without them?

[12.09.2013 11:15:22] Marat Yusupov: I even have a European navigator bought ))
[12.09.2013 11:15:30] Evgeniy Ginner: major))))
[12.09.2013 11:16:45] Marat Yusupov: well, we are in Montecarlo, we have to go to Barcelona, we came to Google Maps, Harmin said go nahuy I can only in Spain, on the Spanish simka with inets ended money and fill them except in Spain below
[12.09.2013 11:16:52] Marat Yusupov: What can I do???? to
[12.09.2013 11:17:44] Evgeniy Ginner: to buy. of paper. The map.

A acquaintance said:
As a trick, I pulled the elevator. I asked my neighbors if they were against it. I am sitting here, looking in my eyes. Well, how a decent man on the turnik will hang up and I will jump out and get acquainted with kajak!

Neither "cats" nor "specials" will be useful for the birth. Most likely, both will ask for art support, and equate the "halves" of the enemy with the land. In order to enter the wrestling battle, a special forces fighter must lose a machine, a pistol, a knife, a sapphire shoulder, a helmet, a boiler, a blade, a belt, find a clean flat platform and a second of the same dungeon.

Q: Can I tell you about the vampire pony?

Ksu: This is a really interesting series.

Ksu: But they are speaking all their actions there!

How are you doing, Elena? “It doesn’t matter, because yesterday we fought with the twigs, and then my brother wanted to kill me with a twinkle for twins, because I can’t be killed by ordinary people, because I’m a twinkle!

Ksu: O Elena, I love you, kiss me! No, I cannot do it. I kissed Damon, your brother. Now you may have mental pain.

Ksu: I try to ignore it.

Ksu: But it’s just unbearable.

How to Watch Television

Ksu: with the difference that they do not repeat at least twice

Ksu: the desired

Ksu: No, they repeat

Ksu: There is no difference with the Telepushics

Sleeping> My friend today committed the theft at the Prosecutor’s Office.
<sleeping> Long chose the moment.I waited when everything turned away.
<sleeping> Now she has a ma-a-lanny outlet of a money tree.
<sleeping> He speaks – he brings happiness.

Ruble, "Faster, Higher, Further", is for athletes, you are not concerned. Go back on!

Moscovites, or the sick of the whole head, or from another planet.
XHH: I went out on Saturday at my own expense to calmly make reports and not be distracted by colleagues.
XHH: Made, sent to Moscow, to the head office, to the work mail.
After five minutes, the recipient calls me by work phone, even the number has been identified as internal, and with notes of outrage in the voice asks what I am doing at work.
XHH: From the work number, he calls me to work.
"Why are you at work?"
HH: I don’t know how to answer these questions.
I was kicked out of the house, fucking, and the office is warm and there are cookies.
YYY: Next time tell me that the gentleman forgot to take you off the battery and you couldn’t go home.

My grandmother is sitting with me in the office. She talks endlessly to the monitor, looks at papers and... sings... She sits in the headphones and just sings. Everyone is delicately silent. I do not raise my head unnecessarily.
And here she asks me "Where is the employee of such a SNILS?"
I tell her "This is what he has to replace. Number of separate paper"
What is my answer "How much do you say! Just answer my questions, why so much information?and "

There were no words...

XXX: Sitting on the frog.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_O

There was a time when boys of vocational age went to work in the police to not serve in the army. We had two of them in one department. The chief of them was a woman in the rank of Lieutenant Colonel - a self-sufficient one. Knowing that the guys would not go anywhere, I washed as much as I could. But the patience of the boys broke, they wanted to move, but by the efforts of the boss, they were refused, and they filed a report for dismissal. At the time of the report for 6 months. The chief was out of herself, praying that she would take their personal affairs to the military commissariat. By the way, the Oblivienkomat was through two houses from our office.
They are sad and sad.
Do you think she will go to the military?
You can expect what you want from her...
1- And let's call there on behalf of the chief doctor of the fool, let's say that our sick man fled, thinks of himself as the head of the department, and so on.

On the subject of tanks.
The clan took a shoe. 14 years, 49 percent and eight. Well the norm. Modest, shy, often drawing his head in the forehead. But once I played...
1st Tank 30 hits and make 4 shots with 4 shots – that was the beginning.
2nd Having seen in the team of the red "Orco" - scream on the entire combat chat "death to the xenophones" and rush specifically to him through the enemy’s command (at the same time silence).
Three When counting 3-8 (defeat), scream in the microphone "Remove panic"! "To the glory of the Emperor"! To make a Spartan warrior and a killer of death.
And I’m not sure of anything, but I think it’s actually kept by Omnisia!