I work in a bank. Meeting appointed by the Chief of Incases (I) and to which the Chief of My Chief (NN) was summoned. Continuing the dialogue with my boss (N)
NN NN Give a list of people and briefly why they need to fuck, who should be fired immediately orders to sign.
There is no list
NN NN What are we talking about then?
Incasters gathered
NN NN What is the question?
I am not putting the program.
NN NN What are they saying?
They are now full of other projects.
NN NN You have a firearm, right?! to

Sergey: fucking... wrote a letter, sent, and only now saw the signature - "Engineer-tenologist Sertai".... The thousands!! to

I am looking for a book, in the query "Nearly everything about the nuclear reactor L.V. Mattweev fb2". At the bottom of Yandex contextual advertising: "Do you want to buy a nuclear reactor? Unrealistically low prices. The unwanted remains. See also"

to this:
From the announcement of the sale of the car: <the description of the car> in the PDD did not participate. Call by tel...

There is in the description that the car has "electric light lifts"... sell it needs to...

to this:
The hidden person is not the one whose smartphone screen is always on the password, but the one who can break the entire smartphone and learn nothing.

In a hidden person you will only find a phone without a camera and any kind of internet, and you will not find a smartphone.)))))

xxx: only now understood the real benefit of the captcha, when the cat walked on the keyboard, picked up a comment (and it didn’t work without a mate!) And only the captcha saved me from shame.)
yyy: so you have a cat is a robot, since the captcha did not let it)))
XXX: I knew...

In the car, I sleep in the parking lot behind the wheel. Passengers in the back seat:
Maybe he is dead? Zombies have been driving us for a week.
Now he’ll turn around and start eating us.
Then I will be him!
A zombie, he is dead.
Then I will be in you, and he will think that I am mine and will not touch you.

Dickie Dudgeon: Dedication to first-class students as always does not go without pearls! (I’m a sound operator at school) They play a game with them "this is me, this is me, it’s all my friends". They say something like "who of you does not look cloudy, loves sports and physical education", well, they answer "this is me...", and if it is not the case - they are silent. So, they say, “Who of you comes to class late for an hour?” In response, in silence, one child’s voice said: “This is Diiima!”

I sit and listen to the news. Another battle with the sambit Emelyanenko-younger. The lawyer actively smears, such as here and there, Rafik is innocent, and his eyebrows are cut off in the area of his face. At first I raised, introducing my eyebrows somewhere in the inguinal region, and then, seeing the vegetation-grown face of the sambit, I understood the simple truth. The lawyer is right. The client’s eyebrow is indeed somewhere in the face.

I read the newspaper, signature under the photo "Valentina Matvienko. The third person of the state".
What is my order number in our country?

Man 22.03: Hi... one man advised you to fill tattoos.
How much will a half pocket cost to hit?
Man of 22.03:? to
Man 25.03: Can you answer my question, or can I even not count?? to

Tattoos 26.03: What is the sex puke?
The 26.03 Tattoos: Sex in the Ass?

At the end of the film, Sasha turns from grey to white.
XXX as Gandalf

What is "How stupid"?
My friend told me today:
The morning. The bus. All students are in a hurry to study. In the hands of iPhones, tablets. Who plays, who sits on VKontakte. And I, as a fool, sit and catch my suspicious eyes and read a textbook on sexual diseases.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I also caught ambiguous views, reading the textbook "Technological processes of maintenance of aircraft and aircraft engines."
Maybe you and I will be in the future?

p1lula: Every time I see the inscription "the pop-up window is blocked" I want to chew the computer, call it good and give a bone...

To the question about mistakes in business correspondence by email:

xxx: Alexander, is my presence in this matter not required?

I found a fat spot on the screen on the phone. It does not disappear. I think I will lick it, soak it up and cut off. At this moment, a colleague from the neighboring office comes in and even does not blink and says: "Oh, do you write a love sms to your wife?and "

Discussions between administrators and accountants.
Chicken accountants are the equivalent of an administrator assistant who runs and revitalizes the mice or searches where the cursor is missing and changes the cartridges. They also call themselves Admins.
A real accountant is a knowledgeable of his business, he can work with leasing, principals, construction, foreign companies. This is already in the Odmin style - server, mail, Citrix, remote and so on.
These are incomparable professions. No need to say that there are chickens, and there are smart boys.

Live with friends!

XXX: now the mail has optimized the work with customs
YYY: Oh, burned the packages
XXX: Well, the wreck was broken up? The task solved? After the fire, I received packages from China in 7 days. The last one has been going for more than a month.
Time to burn again!

From Asha

XXXI (14:31:29 24/10/2013)
Today, my colleague Boris delighted me....terrible said it somehow Oksana (our office manager)...Borja, and you served in the army?....and Borja in response...Yes, 4 years in Vietnam!....and heard the unexpected...And why so long?

Gleb: There are two kinds of problems in physics: those that can be solved and those that can be read and understood - free cash.