WOW: Yes, the drug barricades are so poor and stupid that they won’t pay 20 tons a year, but they’ll wait for you to grow up and catch them all.
It has long been necessary by law to introduce accounting of expenses on an equal footing with income, and to ask uncomfortable questions when expenses exceed. But they do not do this for decades: stealing will become extremely uncomfortable.

This (at least with respect to civil servants) is proposed in the UN Convention on Combating Corruption. Russia ratified it, but stipulated that Article 20, on the criminal punishment for the very fact of the existence of property in the official, which is clearly more expensive than his earnings and does not enter the declaration - in our case is impossible, because it contradicts the presumption. In other countries it is not contradictory, but it is the case with us.
Navalny tried to raise the people on this occasion, googling on #20 (for the implementation of article 20). Well, it’s time, under 20 decided to understand what’s easier.

From comments to the article on examples of programs in esoteric programming languages:
Why is 1C not on the list?

Recently we have struggled with law-abiding citizens.
And instead of thieves, with grandmothers who sell crap.
And the tax on tuna.
They will be defenceless.

*Comments on video with difficult landing in Honduras*

That guy said "That was fun", "That was awesome" ~walks around with poop in his pants for the rest of the day~
yyy: That's a myth, I've landed there and if I had a piece of coal up my ass I would have turned it into a diamond.

If a woman has not had sex for six months, she is considered a virgin.

A friend told me how he raised his neighbors. They had a dog, but nobody wanted to walk with her, they just opened her door to the entrance and she was joking on the site. So he gathered her fucking, knocked on the door and when they opened, he threw them fucking into the apartment and spoke, "Look, your dog has lost!" It was three times. They are walking with the dog.

The unemployment tax is a very good idea that will significantly help reduce unemployment. On the condition that it will be paid by the officials responsible for the employment of those applying to the labour market.

GreatRash: It would be fun to look at a Muslim on the ISS: you fly like this, and here the hop is a prayer, and the vanity begins... the carpet is not completely dispersed, Mecca is constantly moving...

No problem, a hard carpet with lipstick (to be attached to the prayer) and a system of gyroscopes to keep the direction to Mecca.

> argued the fight against the "anti-terrorist threat"
xxx: I remembered the inscription that one fellow in Soviet times pulled onto the first-May demonstration: “We will give worthy resistance to the enemies of imperialism.”

This will stop the activity of the unemployed. They do not want to conduct entrepreneurial activities in the open - they will pay so.You do not pay contributions to the social service as an IP or an employee - go to it in this way.

That is, instead of normally applying existing laws, according to which such activities can already be punished, a new law is adopted. And how did you get that he would suddenly make money if the old man didn’t work? What has changed besides the emergence of a new opportunity to nightmarish normal citizens like housewives and students into academics?

When we "not steal" will be the norm of life - then the deputies will stop stealing.
Oh yeah, go on! I haven’t stolen (I don’t put pirate software) for a long time now. The officers stopped stealing. We need to shoot at the stadiums.

by Yascher:
My mother is a teacher (B). Over the years I have not heard any stories. The freshest below.
by Yascher:
There is a Gleb (G) in the group, which is still somewhat, extremely tough. A nurse came to examine someone, he turns next to the teacher:
Q: Do I also have such pimples?
V is no.
Q: Will they look at me?
A: You don’t have to look at you.
G: And why then?
A: You are healthy.
G: And my mom says...
And a few dozen more replies.
A: Yes, enough of the questions!
G : Why?
A: Because I have left. in themselves. for a long time.
He turned away, walked something for a long time, played, then approached and unobtrusively knocked on the back of the teacher and heard the unexpected question: "Can Natalya Mikhailovna?"

XHH: Well, the activity of the unemployed, who regularly take a few lamas of money out of nowhere on the street, the porch cayenne is stolen.

VU: Kaneshna presecut: their activities will not withstand such Aztec expenses - up to 20 tons a year! And all the owners of the Cayens will run away with lamas of pocket money to be hired to work as courtiers and sanitarians - to only pay 20 tons a year, ah.

A neighbor in the room (med university) in the night before the count spoke in a dream in Latin. Loud and clear. From the side it looked terrible.

News: The increase in deaths of patients in hospitals the Ministry of Health explained by improved medical care.

This is all you need to know about home medicine.

What happens if you drop your penis into a pot with water and then slowly boil it? (Please respond only to the experts)

YYY: I’m not an expert specifically in this area, but in general, it sounds like a recipe for extremely chicken soup.

ZZZ: It depends on whether someone will be present.

You can invite six more friends and make a soup of seven salads. And alone you will get a sup-ratatus - around the water, and in the center of the cock.

The smoking. Several of my married acquaintances did not work for about 10-12 years, having two children. The reasons are very banal.
They did not give a place in the kindergarten, they gave, but very far away, they were unable to exchange, the child was often sick, had to take, the child has health problems, it is not yet disability, but rehabilitation is required, the child went to school, the road to school includes crossing the highway with an unregulated transition, a second change in the junior classes. She also cared for a sick relative.
On one salary survived, sought jobs, relatives helped, but they now have physically and mentally healthy children.
And what now will such women be declared tuna-eaters and demand to pay taxes when they have every penny on their account?

I went with my wife today to buy me a new winter jacket.

I sit and look at what I bought.

The wife - a winter coat, winter boots, a coat and a shirt.

I have socks! @la how is it?

X: What did you do on Friday?
yyy: I had a lot of stuff)) I was reporting: Kindergartens sent me a need for masquerade costumes. You already understand, right? and :)
Yyy: Hussars - 6 pieces
Snowball for adults :)
Yyy: 6 pirates and 6 mermaids. The coincidence? I don’t think :)))
YYY: I had fun as I could.
YYY: The Cabbage
Yyy: I never thought there were so many costumes.
No one remembered Khrushchev.
yyy: Apophysis: "not an acquaintance" an adult just like that, with clues)
Yyy: With colleagues discussed the difference between Snowmen and Snowmen
Yyy: The Snow Queen of size 52 :))))

I worked for thirty years in the six-tier factory.
But there are no orders - and our factory is destroyed.
There is no job and no money, either.
And 20 basic payments – what is that nonsense?”

I am a housewife, mother of two schoolchildren.
My job is to build home.
In the summer, instead of fitness, I go to beds.
And now it turns out that I am a tinnitus!”

“Ivan, IP, since January – the rage is straight,
I pay FZN, and the income is zero.
But this fee does not go into the tax deduction,
So they say, “Pay more!”

“I am your neighbor at your entrance.
In the store, forever blue - I am hungry,
I don’t worry about drops like other people.
I am sure no one will touch me.”
(c) the
Then the Belarusians still thought that in Russia this topic would not emerge a little later)))