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We have a curious: it-director fired
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Okay for what?
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He had something in his office in the evening, so he cut the smoke sensor from the ceiling in pieces.
And the mouse was eaten, the batteries were finished)))

10:58, 22 October 2014
In Crimea, it is forbidden to sell alcohol at night
The sale of alcoholic beverages will not be allowed from 10:00 to 23:00.
The new law will not affect residents who produce products with ethyl alcohol for personal use, without the purpose of sale.
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If you pursue without a purpose of sale - you can sell....

to this:
I propose that all deputies should receive a salary equal to the average salary in the district from which they were boiled.

What is the world of frogs? It is like a monarchy :)

Astrologers have announced the month of the genitals. The number of quotes about genitals has doubled.

XX: It seemed even to have entered orbit and opened up.
Yyy: When they are consecrated, an archangel comes out on the border with the Heavenly Fortress and orthodoxly cuts with a fire sword. And then, to see, forgot and launched a bit atheistically.
zzz: This is if the rocket is put into orbit beyond the borders of the Heavenly Fortress. And if below, and on a moulded orbit, the angels even take away the cosmic garbage from the ship.

[14:32:21] Dmitry: If they wrote an article about you on the seafront, then you are either a fool or a genius.

Turn on the lights or we’ll all fall asleep.
A dark voice from the back:

Those who work on conscience know. Those who worked at the exit, remember.

More about children.
Walking along the shore, found a healthy lead cargo. I decided to give the children a lesson of natural sciences, melted the lead at home on gas and poured it into shells - the good shells were brought from the same shore. Children in shock from such creativity, the senior (10 years old) begins to pretend commercial options, how to make different blurries, sell and make money. The younger (8 years old) thoughtfully looked at all this and suggested: "Why do we make bricks, let's just pour money out of it!

The next lesson was about crimes and punishments.

A good accountant can’t just have a shirt.

At work we talked about vacation: who and where was, what was seen.
Here a colleague gives: and here I smoothed a crocodile.
We: So how is he?
She’s so cute, right like a suitcase.

And what do you think of the video's name: "The girls have a cut under the shirts!" Exactly without a slide.

From the outsidethebox.ms blog, discussion of the transition to win8
What is the benefit of the 8th for a person whose job is to work with mail in Gmail, write daily 5-7 pages of text in Word, work with 5-8 web applications in a browser, work through SSH and with an application running with Windows Management for a remote server? There is no benefit, one irritation, as if you came into your own office where the woman has put order :) Nothing lies where it usually lies!

airplane
The phone is in excellent condition, no scratches, no scratches. The new. In the package only an ordinary device.

We need $3 billion to find the Higgs Boson.
and stop. Did you not find it a year or two ago?
Oh yeah... In general...
Don’t say you lost him!
Listen to. In our defense, I will say that he is very small.

I started writing sorting by choice, I thought, I was distracted... I watched – I wrote a bubble.

Is there a globe on the ISS?
yyy: Globe on the ISS behind the window
Scale of 1: 1

Geometry and Sexology:

I read your shit on the topic of the length of the member, and remembered this story. Once in the company with friends drank, well and talked about the length of the members... from these sizes the numbers from 14 to 17 centimeters sounded. And only one horse had all 25... After drinking more, the offer came to turn on the porn, and measure once again in the erected state. In all who named the sizes from 14 to 17 centimeters, the actual sizes were a maximum of a centimeter shorter. But at the "horse" the error was as much as 14 centimeters. Thus e. More than twice as many as 25...
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How boring you are, peppers. You had to make a home video. Everyone would be broken. Women would recognize you not only in the face.

And an anecdote: A pathologist comes to work, and all the nurses, sanitarians, doctors run alarmed, and it is heard from all sides: Ivanov died... Ivanov died...
He comes to the morgue, really has a male corpse, and he has outstanding sizes of genitals. He did not hold on to a pathologist, decided to keep it for science, the man did not need it anymore, cut off all the beauty and spit. He wondered again, and it came to his mind to show this charm to his wife, so that she could know what wonders in nature happen.
When he came home, he got the bank and showed it to his wife. And she saw: "Oh, Ivanov is dead."

From Habr:
A story told to me by my colleagues about one of the previous projects. On the map there was a plot built with non-destructive houses. As soon as the camera looked at this area, the FPS immediately fell wildly. After studying the problem, it turned out that inside one of the houses was a bath, in which a small "plastic" hole floated. All this would look like a funny crazy of the artists, if it wasn’t the fact that the model of clutter contained about a million fields.

Not with humor:

Wild got tired of reading this already here, so "loving fools, "desperate girls" and others. There is such a thing – speech. With its help, you can non-real results. Remember the expressions: "Embrace me", "Kiss me"(you can indicate where to kiss), "I hurt", "Let me show you how I like it", "Smaller", "Faster/Slower", "Here is how", "Do not stop", "More", "I want (with indication of what you want)". You can also try different question options, such as "how do you like it?", "how do you like it?", "do you like it?(When you do something) "
As a rule, “foolish men” are able to understand the meaning of these expressions.

The guy whom the wife considers a goat.The tool "speech" is also applicable in your case. Your attitude to her is a reflection of her attitude to you, which in turn is a reflection of your attitude to her. If you are not a fool, break the chain and talk to the man (with his wife). I like it, I don’t like it, I offend it, I want it, I feel it, I don’t feel it. You can write a letter if you can talk face to face.
Sorry for the length, I had to write it. And now...

and humor:
A journal article that lists the mistakes that make a person feel sleepy all the time.
Mistake 8: You are a woman