to this:
zzz: We and the neighbors below have a long history of some imaginary, but very disturbing things. Let’s say they can knock on the door at night and say we’re flooding them. We go down, look — they point to the clean ceiling, assuring that there is a spot on it. O_O
Or somehow they blocked my way into the entrance, telling me that our cat was mocking loudly and preventing them from sleeping. The problem is that we don’t have a cat. My pet is a rabbit who does not know how to cuddle with all the desire.

You are doing it again!
“We’re not doing anything, Mr. Heckles!
You are making noise again! It worries my birds.
You have no birds.! to
With a blame, it could be!
c) “Friends”

and racing
to this
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How to meet after 30? Because if a woman over 30 is single, then most likely she is either a careerist, or she has some complexes in relationships with the opposite sex.
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What a wonderful set of stamps. According to you, if you realized that you live with an irresponsible goat, then you need to "until death separates you" to try to live. And if you leave it, you will be a “carrierist” or “with complexes”.
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And I’m more pleased that "carriers" is a negative quality. Dreams never to work - bad, sit on the neck, "All you grandmothers only need grandmothers". Working and earning - a careerist, bad. Men, what do you want? And it is not necessary here that it is extreme and you can work and not be a careerist. The original quote is just about the extreme "after 30 alone means a careerist".

The neighbor’s daughter came back from a walk. I ask what they saw. Well, he says, next to the house, a movie is being filmed, the whole street was blocked by the police.
P.S Burunduk turned out to be a Bondarchuk.

And they, on Wikipedia, are all serious:
Tagged: fucks
Country: USSR
Type of activity: cosmonaut

Differences in gender vocabulary.
The girl so cuddly:
I’m in the shower and you’re ready.
... the trader!
And I wanted to say "love bed".

xxx> our sysadmin freelancer dropped to Thailand
yyy> yyy
xxx> happy to raise a sysadmin from a new programmer
yyy> tame his shave so that he doesn’t shave, and throw into the food pieces of the sweater of the old admin stuck in the key.
yyy> this will help the sweater fungus infect the programmer, and soon he mutates into a sysadmin.
xxx> ah, and then he mutates into a hipster and drops to Thailand

We have a defacho at the factory who wears a hat when it’s cold, not a hat. Strange, I thought, okay, like a fashion man. And only when I heard her play boyarski from her cell phone! I understood...

P: Fuck, I forgot about this event, so I wanted to go D:
T: Strictly speaking, it’s not over yet! If you get on the train now, you’ll get to the end XD
P: I’ll be there until 7 p.m. I don’t think XP will last so long.
T: Then you can go for a drink so that you can NOT remember anything in the morning. We will lie to you about what you did. How to "Remember Everything" for the Poor

About man’s selfishness:
I’ve got my 14cm in my head and it doesn’t hurt you?

How good when everything that was planned was done in the day.
Please postpone for tomorrow!

From the morning on television showed whether Mexico or Brazil (he listened) - there every year homeless organizes football matches:
After that, many homeless people return to normal life, find work, housing. And some are even invited to professional football teams."
Yes! I know this team!

Yesterday one girl called (missed the number) and asked why Sergey Olegovich does not ship the PZRK. I would like to get 30 to send it.
You will probably need them after 30.

From the hubra, from the hicktime:

Darth_Biomech: The fact that alcohol does not actually kill the brain is actually sad. It was one of the main arguments in favor of “don’t drink!” Now hope only on the liver, and on the liver most do not care.

The news:
Chairman of the Riazhan Duma Committee: there is no corruption in the Riazhan City Duma
Commentary :
Not even corruption.

"Shoes are like a spoon, everyone chooses their own mouth."

The School of Orator Art. by KLICKO

Cyber: Her Majesty cat thinks a long time before entering the house...
Through go Tajik and RJUT, as I am in the open door ar "KAACTUSSS"

Kama: khm... name the next cat "Jopa" or "Lucifer"?))

Probably, it is not worth watching a series of five films on the obsessive, demons and their (these same demons) exile on the weekend.

We have an economist (ka). A strange person - quiet, as if in his world, speaks somehow wrong (like a robot)... In general, sometimes you look at her and the boy is scary. Like a man, but not.
Usually, when I come to work, I greet almost everyone and today is no exception.
Passing by this economist (ki) I pronounce the standard: "Good morning!". You may have heard it, maybe not, but in response I received "Death".

Maybe you shouldn’t watch so many horrors, oh it’s not worth it...
Then the head turns 360 degrees.

What a strong handshake you have! You must live alone!
Tagged with: alie! I am a rabbit! The Lucky!

XXX^: Soon on Ali you can buy a police officer in a coat.
Yyy: They have been sold off-line for a long time.

Better a strong belief in Darwinism than a poor belief in God