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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88594
 20.10.2013
Funny profile in the game:
Name: Nashville
Gender: female
My real name is MarkoFko!!! I am a very pessimistic and stupid girl!!! to
So honestly :)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №88593
 20.10.2013
At night we lie with (d)evushka in bed.
Q: Can we try something new in sex?
(I): Well let’s go and what?
(d) Yes, FIG knows it, and what is there?
(I): Well... *reflective* Asian, anal, blonde, brunettes, big...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88592
 20.10.2013
Watched the film "Dog Heart" with his son - a younger student.
What a funny movie! He said.
When you realize that this movie is terrible, know that you have grown up.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №88591
 20.10.2013
here here :
to this:

I worked as a refueller on the gas station in Vladik for two years and during this time I refuelled “Oku” and “Lada” twice. by Kalina.”

For the fourth year I work at the gas station in Kaliningrad and I can hardly imagine what Russian cars look like.

And we, in the Russian depths, have a hard time imagining what the car tankers look like, because we fuel the cars ourselves.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88590
 20.10.2013
Indo-Chinese vampires are suffering from a terrible form of procrastination.
Having encountered a bag or a mountain of rice on their way, they cannot do business until they have counted all the grains.
You are talking about the internet, the social network.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88589
 20.10.2013
Did you highlight this advertisement about a new cold drug? "They"
Yes, I can say about any problem "Imudon helped", and this can be a person.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №88588
 20.10.2013
How can you steal the rights holders!! This is theft!! You are wasting their money!!! to
Yyy: Oh, they’re so poor at us – they don’t even have enough spoon! You have to eat black caviar with your hands!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88587
 20.10.2013
and beauty. Who has a smaller size?
When you ask this question, who will confess?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88586
 20.10.2013
xxx: Recently decided to improve my sexual literacy. A lot of links about mines immediately fell out, I sit, read. There are pearls of the type "To avoid nausea, you need to spray a strong anesthetic in the throat", "You need to talk to a member, but you need to avoid words such as small, small", "Unfortunately, parents do not discuss these issues with children".
XX: I imagine... Parents are discussing the issue of mines with adolescent children. "Son, and your girlfriend speaks to your member when she makes a splash?""Daughter, do you not forget to spray anesthetic?"))
xxx: And at the end of the sea of comments, everyone discusses their sexual experiences, poses, etc. And one lady writes: "I personally don’t like doggy style, in this posture I feel like I’m fucking". )))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88585
 20.10.2013
The sister struck the nails with passages, complaining: her husband, a goat, asked for a month to strike in the end. This is heard by her son) only daddy on the threshold child gives: daddy daddy, mommy herself passages nailed. He replied without being confused: Dear, this is the same hammer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88584
 20.10.2013
xxx: You know that I was going to buy myself a new phone, my already started to fail the camera and yesterday he fell to me at the university on the floor acum flew in one direction cover to the other, well I think all the new phone I will go to choose, so he has no of this only the camera repaired.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №88583
 20.10.2013
The son plays on the synthesizer, and instead of a notebook he has a tablet with a loaded partition page on the pipette. A man enters the room and cries pathetically:
Hi the future! One electronic device reproduces the algorithm recorded in it on another electronic device, using a biological object.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88582
 20.10.2013
MP4 FM modulator, even this way. A wonderful Chinese device in a smoker, with a screen of one and a half inches, which displays video in an unknown format up to 15 frames per second. By the way, after half a year appeared beaten pixels in the form of a yellow spot right in the middle of the screen, this spot grew, grew... And then suddenly dissolved and again everything is visible. And, not all, in the frost the image becomes negative, when it is just cold - blue, and when it is hot in the summer - red, which, in principle, is logical, I am also red in the heat and blue in the cold.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88581
 20.10.2013
I like hot and salty.

The Lord of the Knife: Knives and the Sea.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88580
 20.10.2013
I talked to a Polish man and found out that:
Gopnik is a shit.
A guess is a hole.
They just call things by their names.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88579
 20.10.2013
I went out with my husband and ran into different rooms. Going into the business of his room, I find that he is watching video instructions on survival in the wild. What would this be...?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88578
 20.10.2013
From the correspondence:

XXX: Tell the number, the SMS will come
YYY : +7 Do you record?
XXX is :/
YYY : 9
YYY : 8
xxx is fucking
by : xDDDD
XXX: I’m not slow.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88577
 20.10.2013
What is the sausage made of? My cat doesn’t eat sausage. Maybe eaten up. But even rats don’t eat sausages. A rat who loves to eat wallpaper and foam. What is there in the sausage that it is less nutritious and tasty than wallpaper and peanut?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88576
 20.10.2013
All my knowledge was immediately questioned by one sentence.
"Would citrus live in the southern parts? Yes, but a fake copy!"

The original version of this panogram (frases with all the letters of the alphabet) is as follows:
In the parts of the South lived Citrus, but a false example. The phrase has traditionally been used by communicators to verify and adjust teletips. They said to chase the citrus.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88575
 20.10.2013
In today’s world, it’s not the smart ones who survive, but the ones who are smart.

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