Traffic in a southern town. From the car with Moscow numbers, crawling in the left row, from the passenger window (right) is thrown a bite of some food from "McDonald's" and an empty bank of pepsi. in the car in the right row, driving next door, the driver's door opens, all this is picked up. On the lighting, the car from the right row rolls to the car with Moscow numbers and everything selected is thrown into the open passenger window.

At the closing ceremony of the Olympics in Sochi, Putin will fly on balls.

I write a message to a friend who is walking in the park.
Is it warm or cold outdoors?
I am in 50 days.

A woman’s weather meter, shit!

I have never expected a green with such an interest! I really wanted to drive at least a meter and finally find out what hides the column in the phrase on the advertising shield "have you got a buffer?"

I realized that I abused watching porn too much when I realized what kind of actor a young man from a neighboring office always reminded me of.

I found in the refrigerator the remains of a roasted lamb, too little to heat. I decided to squeeze inside the butterfly, removing the butterfly, mm... In the process of making the butterfly, the cat fell a couple of pieces, but he obviously wants more.
Here I decided that something was missing, cut tomato eggs, scattered the edges carefully. I went out for the cup. I return - the cat on the table (which is strictly forbidden to him), the eyes are square, the cheek, gently speaking, squeezed and a little sad. Well, this is incomprehensible to the mind - it lies butter with fruits and smells of meat!! to

He didn’t even run away, hoping to get to him. has not arrived. had to. Explain and share with this puppy.

Cheshire Manul of Schrödinger

I talked to a Polish man and found out that:
The goats are goats.
Thoughts are Horses
They make sense.)

and today. It remains to wait until the electricians raise the top power cable. They wiped out the whole building and had nothing to do. I stand by the window, scalping a scalpel (this is quite a working tool for us) about a stone. Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk, Shirk Shirk In the office comes a young man pale with a lamp, sorry, burning, new, obviously, and, smiling, but somehow nervously (shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt, shirt-shirt) asks "you are given this for self-defense?".
I, thinking (shir-shir, shwar-shwar, shir-shir): "maybe...and maybe for attack...it’s regardless of how to sharpen...and what?"
I don’t have new relationships with men lately, I don’t even know.

from youtube reply to a comment from "dismissed cellular employee":

I used to work in a pipe factory, but I was fired because I was buried. So I want to tell you about my secret secret. You do this: From workshop number 2 through the hallway, go to the toilets and turn to the right. There there? On the left side of the door there will be a closet. You open the closet number 16, you pull the rope, the pad is opened, and there - the WOW! The vodka!
I’m not saying this for personal gain, but to make everyone swell.
It works 100% on all people.

And we have a shop with the slogan "Sport!Tourism!Fishing!" there is a wine department... It is so cute ^_^

“Today in the team “Gazovik”, which played with “Baltic”, was quite a Negro, on his T-shirt was written “Oyevol”. At some point from the southern tribune, where regularly gathered all kinds of idiots, he was shouted: "Learn Russian!" to this Russian citizen Adesoyye Oyetungyevitch Oyevolé, playing football from 8 years old, living in our country from 5 years of age, completely quietly, even without turning his head, threw: "***** shut down" and ran to play on.

From Khabr, from the news "The new US Navy destroyer is working under Linux"

The journalist of the site Ars Technica visited the ship with a tour and wrote an excellent report on the results of the trip. He also mentioned a curious fact: the ship's captain's name is James Kirk, it's his real name.

xxx: so this was James A. Kirk, and that was James T. Kirk, so not exactly identical :)
YYY: Yes, it’s a lie, this ship doesn’t fly.
Zzzz: This is the first version. Then there will be James B. Kirk, James C. Kirk and so on to space.

“Old man, I don’t know which planet you are from, but on the planet of ‘Erefia behind the McDonald’s’ the same ambulances wear you on the bearings made of a piece of bresson with folded folders... From any floor to the car.

We are from different planets. The ambulance does not carry patients. In the best case, there will be carriages in the car, and then you will need to find a couple or three brutal but responsive neighbors at the entrance.

Conversation with a friend:
XXX: How are you doing sex?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The title of Miss Supranational was won by a representative of Thailand.
Congratulations to the guy for the victory!

and p.s. To whom is it better to go, to a psychologist or immediately to the killer?? to

Get away from the person with your idiotic stereotypes and let live for your pleasure. He doesn’t bother anyone with his toys.

The old foolish Fedor
Kinkick removed for idiots.
To bring the people into the crowd,
"Stalingrad" has been called.

I made a cool advertisement...
A movie about a prostitute.
The stupid Russian spectator.
It’s fun to watch for money!

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Isela

My brother is 21 years old, he works in Gorteploenergo. I came to the store in a working shirt (blue jelly with the inscription on the back "GORTEPLO") and asked for cigarettes at the box office.
The Seller:
Do you have a passport?
The Brother:
- What a bad passport, I will turn off your heating now!
The Seller:
and yes? Okay well.
I sold him a pack of cigarettes. The whole line rolled out of laughter.

An American commentary from the New York Times on an article on raising the U.S. public debt:
Imagine it. You come home, and you do not have the sewage and shit from the whole area merges into your apartment. There is so much shit that it’s already under the ceiling. To solve the problem, you raise the ceiling.

It didn’t work well yesterday.
The man looked at the night and called me and reminded me of the tail, which I for the second month forgot to bring to him at the house - we were just going to go to them in the morning. I decided to take the tail into the car right away until I forgot. He put on a coat, pulled a cap on his head and went out. There is a full moon. So beautiful in the sky! I stand, admire the moon, throw a tail in my hand thoughtfully. This is a woman’s scream of horror. A neighbor with a dog on a leash at the meeting rushed...
All three were easily frightened.