HHH
Does it have a domestic animal?

ZZZ
canane

HHH
Which?

ZZZ
The Cat

HHH
How are they called?

ZZZ
The cat...

HHH
Hardly...

When I was in school (a few years after I graduated), we had one jamshut instead of a cleaner. So, one day, some idiot wrote on the wall with a black paint. Jamsut was instructed to paint this unnecessity, since the wall was yellow, he mixed the yellow paint and painted it right above the black. The inscription remained, but instead of black color broke dark orange. The director glanced and ordered to paint the whole wall with another paint, but we had a green wall in the yellow corridor:) with the "h*em" again standing out, this time because of the collage of layers of paint, clearly so burgers pass, close to disassemble the eye is easy. The director was angry and said to cut off this "x*it". The next day we had a green wall in the yellow corridor with a brick-shaped inscription "X*Y".
Since then, this wall has been named "Our Rasha"

Status of the girl in contact:
What language do I learn: Spanish, German, French or Italian?

Answer on the wall:
Russian teaches fool, Russian

Early children are greater gesture. I found a love note from my daughter (class 2) with a date. Everything was so serious, solemnly, up to admired - second class, and such a gentleman writes. So this goat (my goat) counted and rule out: 2 spelling and 8 punctuation mistakes....

I read about cold weapons, in particular about bagers. Ppc here things write:

In the Soviet aviation of the time of the Great Patriotic War, bars, called martysches, were used on some aircraft. In length they were almost 4 meters, equipped from the end with a rubber loop designed for scrolling screws.
It is!! There are cases of use of such a barrel to protect against tarann. It is!!!! to
The current of the Russians may come to mind: the messenger picks on him - and he is his BAGROM!

Danya Shepowalov: Now he was on the underground crossing, and there the musicians played the main theme from the old Heroes of Might and Magic. With all these impetuous medieval outbursts. Upon leaving the crossing, he hoped to see mills, dragons, heaps of sulfur and rubies, but there were only autumn trees and asphalt, a journey that takes away points of movement.

A friend is in the hospital, so now he does not want to leave. I sent a message yesterday:
"I’ve been here for the longest time. I always get the first injections. Dimedrol already offers themselves to spit Yesterday the bathroom took almost an hour. I see a bunch of bad girls standing in line. Will they tell me? I am an authority "

I go to boxing - today the coach (grandmother aged 60) mocked one student - a guy 20 years old
Coach:"I’ve seen you and Emma a few times! I missed the emo boxer here"

Coming from work late, the cats obviously want to eat, pull their legs... generally show how they love... food. The cat's shit was over, I had to share my own. I drank the tea at the computer. I go to the kitchen for tea and see this picture: cats are sitting on the table and drink my tea. Something in my life I stopped understanding.

Two drug addicts did not share the dose as a result of which one was killed, the other died of an overdose.
See you...

The most severe people are not in Chelyabinsk, but in the service center of the ASER (nothing opposed to the ASER) in Perm. At the refusal in the warranty repair due to "mechanical damage", I ask "no and where is it?" answer that they will only say through the court and the person who looked at me will not show me as well. This would have come to the hospital, and the grandmother in the office would say: "The doctor transmitted that you are sick, and the diagnosis is not to say - a medical secret! The doctor’s name is a secret. And in general, we will take the policy from you - you have a thermometer for yourself - pay for treatment ". Permians be careful!
by Zy. But it’s nonsense, if anyone had taught them to take the tubes, he would forgive them all.
Miss, miss – even to write here, not to file in court.

XXX: He was trying to get your attention.
YYY: Who is who? xDDD

I watched the picture in a nightclub yesterday. A guy ordered a drink for a decent amount. Suitable girl, blonde, legs from ears, figure of the highest test. Natural Champagne with the river, its menu. It would be nothing if after 3 hours I had not approached the bar and found myself next to him. Dialogue: (D) Let’s take a drink? (P) I would be happy, but there is no money left... (D) (after 5 minutes) I am so tired that I will go now, the champagne too is over... Here the guy turns to me to shoot a cigarette, and says "Now I will arrange this dinamish". I understand o_o. He turns to her and smokes. After that, he feeds her with menthol, makes an order and says, "I will leave for a few minutes, I ordered water there, you wait... and she leaves. What do you think he ordered? is right! by Kola! I barely managed to jump off! If you are here, you are a genius of revenge.

I tried the compot in the school dining room. It is unfair to do poisons without smell.! to

Response from Mail:
The mother-in-law came to visit.
I went under the bed... And there’s some item from the sex shop, well you understand... He says – What is it?? to

I was confused and I answered - a shark... so she is squirting in the kitchen with her peelings... soon the guests will come... what to do?

I go up to the neighbor today, call the elevator, and there is a pot, the button of the eighth floor on the elevator panel is burning)I am confused, and she is still so waiting, and much silent. Well, I got up, went out on my own, and never saw her again.
ууу:ahahah) it was one of the transformers))dry in the news report about the pot-killer)

If you are not happy with money, you do not have it.

To yesterday’s story about Saturday and work.
I was told by an Orthodox with peys that a rabbi once asked:
Can I have sex on Saturday?
R with whom?
“Well, with my beloved woman,” was my answer.
R – You can...
And with my wife...?
R is not...
Why is it so?
R is work.

A Ukrainian member of the parliament has come to hunt a bear. Jeep - a hammer, camouflage, super-wrapped machine with optical night vision...
Going into the woods, meeting a man in his legs, in the uchanka, in the telogreek - a typical village man.
Man: Oh dear man, where are you going?
On to the bear!
The man: - Yes, this is an ungrateful occupation... the bear is the master! On him my grandfather with the rogatine walked, my father with the rogatine walked...
Deputy: You look at it! Automatic - even if the elephant wave... Optics, bullets with a steel core...
He goes into the forest.
The man:- Yes, now in the forest in general is not worth walking... The bear now not only two rogatins, but also the machine will still be...

The snow is coming, on the street -10, sweet you changed your leather for the winter?and ;)
YYYYYYYYYYYY
I stopped shaving my legs :)