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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №88414
 16.10.2013
here here :
XX: Do you know the Sunny?
xxx: he is so for free file sharing that when he wants to listen to the song, he does not go to contact or rabbits.no, but to the router or noym and downloads the full discography of the artist
xxx: and distributes it until there is room for a new "song"
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The boy, the boy! Our man! I always do it and I wish it to everyone. Keep it so!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88413
 16.10.2013
by Alexander (17:09) :
Should I go to the store?

The guilt (17:15) :
Yes Yes

by Alexander (17:16) :
? to

I am guilty (17:16) :
KITIKET

by Alexander (17:16) :
CHO? Has the cat moved to the wrist?

I am guilty (17:16) :
With the Waffle.

by Alexander (17:17) :
What about Waffle?

The guilt (17:17) :
KITIKET

by Alexander (17:18) :
The KitKat!! The chocolate is called KIT-KAT!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88412
 16.10.2013
I remember a time when the microwaves did not heat up just the dishes, but also the food that was inside :(

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88411
 16.10.2013
Cristiano Ronaldo was hospitalized with a hair injury.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88410
 16.10.2013
Quote(Sam @ 30.3.2010, 21:54) *
1 to Hello! Fresh fruits and vegetables can be eaten immediately after the enema, and even during the procedure itself, other food should be postponed for at least two hours after the enema.
2 is awesome! I will offer all my patients to eat now during the cysts!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88409
 16.10.2013
A resident of the Magadan region, who dropped a jacket from a shop in Kaliningrad, was arrested in Murmansk. c) Yandex News
A wide country is my homeland!
xxx: yandex refers to Penzensky(!) The news portal...
YYY: How everything is fine in Pence, to see. No other problems there.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88408
 16.10.2013
Sly: What sunny days are, good. You don’t even stress properly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88407
 16.10.2013
xxx: My wife said that if I don’t stop singing the song from the screenshot of “My Beautiful Babysitter,” she’ll get me to the hole.
YYY: What is that song?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88406
 16.10.2013
Optimism is when a young, wealthy, lonely person buys a service for 12 people.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №88405
 16.10.2013
The war was struck by a child. But the commander of the shuttle in Khabarovsk, where Vasya served for three years, disappeared as a spy throughout Europe. (Who saw the Khabarovsky stadium - Vasya participated in its construction). Vase got a good car - a Studebaker with full drive on all three axes and a swing. For its high permeability, the car used the love of the senior officers and officers of the unit as a transport for fishing, hunting and similar excursions.

That day Vasya took a sergeant with an officer to fishing. On the way back, they were stopped by a patrol. The commander's father was unable to speak. The tube to separate their fan from Basin’s clean breath was not yet invented. They smashed everyone on their lips, along with the car. Vasa threw his documents into the gap in the door covering purely of value.

The night in the cell, Vasya, accustomed to the burdens of military service, slept as a baby. I was worried in the morning. Worried about the car. It was autumn and the frosts already started to catch up. Yesterday evening, Vasyu was pushed into the camera, not especially entangled in his request to "fuse..." Water should be drained from the radiator. Now the water could freeze and threaten the engine. Vasya did not think about whether he would be punished or not. Watson thought of the engine. He raised the noise. And achieved his - he was released to the car to heat the engine.

The motor crashed, Vasya sat in the cabin and stared sadly at the closed door. The door to the territory of the lips was directly in front of him, through the courtyard. And here they opened up. The gates were opened and a half-fourth duty entered the territory. The watchman approached the driver and they began to talk. Right in front of Vas was opened the Freedom gate.

Vasya then could not explain why he did it. The devil is the only explanation. Grip - speed - gas... and Vasya is free, heading to his native part. Behind him there was somewhere far away half Tuesday, but we remember, "Studer's motor is three!". They noticed a familiar car and opened the door. The student flew into the territory, slightly rushed to his legitimate place, Vasya shot out of the car and disappeared in the bunkers of the unit. To the already blocked gates flew a half-torch, from which the angry Head of Lips jumped out.

The commander of the hauptwacht is afraid of everything. As they say, “Don’t give up.” But not an intelligence frontman. After hearing the Chief of the Lip asking for the immediate return of the prey, Vasin the commander said to him the following: "Why are you attached to me? Those are your soldiers, deal with them! And I will reward my soldier for not leaving himself in captivity and for not dropping his weapons. You are free!!”

“You, the commander is calling you.” All, there was nowhere to run further and Vasya plunged in front of his eyes.
- Why did you, the soldier, flee and the officer left? Commander Vassili began to troll.
They are separate from me, yes.
Okay well. I joke and I will. The Senior! Gather the soldier! Once he was sentenced to 10 days in jail, he must go!

When the officer and Vasey approached the gate, the window of the commander's office opened:
“Sir, where did you get the news?
How, Comrade Colonel, on the mouth. You ordered it yourself.
I said 10 days of arrest, not on the lip! He will be eaten there without salt, and I need a soldier alive and healthy. So so - to release the capper of the shoemaker, the prisoner there and put the clock!

For the next ten days, Vasya had eaten and slept. As the most "unfortunate" cook laid him the most delicious cakes. The senior was puzzled, went to the commander and asked to stop this ridicule - the work crashed, the car stood, people laughed. But the commander was firm: “If I don’t answer for my words, what kind of commander am I!”
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Now Vasily Alexandrovich 76 and he is building a house. He says, “I will not die until I have completed.” There is still work there! I believe him.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №88404
 16.10.2013
The girls! Men should not be sought on dating sites, but on employment sites. The questions are the same, only the photos and summaries in them are real.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88403
 16.10.2013
c OOO mail.ru
The question:
What is moral exhaustion and how to treat it?

The best answer
Moral exhaustion is treated immorally.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88402
 16.10.2013
In the police wave:
- to sberbank go, there a man has a conflict with the ATM
What, is it happening?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88401
 16.10.2013
XHH: Ivan Petrovich, if Mr. A******ko calls, what can I tell him?
WOW: Tell Mr. A******ko that he is a fairy gentleman and that we have always suspected that only gentlemen work in his firm.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88400
 16.10.2013
I also want to leave work an hour earlier.
XXX is better than 2)
Instead of a lunch break, there is a siesta.
xxx: and I also want to not crack all of this harry.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88399
 16.10.2013
From Automotive Forums:

What VAZ will not do, users will immediately go into the topic and start to crack, although by the fact of the 2007 Prior and Prior today are two big differences.
It’s better to have two big asses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88398
 16.10.2013
Witch: I have trolls. I’m getting fat (
O O O O O O
You are not the girl you want to be.
The Witch: If I'm fat, my great press will be worse.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88397
 16.10.2013
The economist said: “Money appeared about 600 years before our era. Thus e. This system has been in operation for 2400 years."
WOW: "This is the two percent and I live."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88396
 16.10.2013
The night stood ssaal.
XXX: and behind me the clothes clothes like fucking into the bathroom
XXX: If he had not sucked, he would have dropped.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88395
 16.10.2013
I love our JEK - so much idiotism on the floor is unlikely to be found anywhere, but to demand a full-serious statement with a request to write in the father's apartment from a half-fashioned baby is an obvious overtake!

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