A large factory. We had a toilet in the IT department. Called the service, called the sanitary... No day, no two. The problem resolved quickly. Rubanuli to the chief of these sanitary access to the injection.
N is:
Hi to you! I don’t have the internet working.
by admin:
And the toilet is filled.
N is:
and ah. I understand...
Within an hour we had the work done. The boss of the inets was also returned.

and more
here here :

The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)
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My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?
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People have the same stuff. Someone with a country, yacht, airplane, and someone lives in a conur - only a butt from the garden turns.

Comments to the news that in Perm a couple named their son Lucifer:
XXX: Then I can call my daughter Anarchy. If only she was somewhere.
YYY: And then she will become Mama-anarchy. Hmmmm, a glass of Portweinovich then needed!
Zzzz: and she’ll call her son Order.

dictated
P. Pavlovsky is Paul. Katya's cat was playing with a whistle. Katya whispered a whistle. Zack whispered under the couch. Pavlik wanted to wood under the couch, put a hose there and put a whistle. Trapped a whistle in the center of the hose. Thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou! Per...fucked from the whisper Pavlik, plunged the p...forests. Per... scorned Katya stronger than Pavlik, scratched into the kitchen and there together with the curtains and the curtain from under the ceiling to the floor. A pot with cactus along the way Zac...drinked and scattered the ground throughout the kitchen. Pavlik shouts: Katya, p...d...ras, I’m with you...now the last eggs from...rvu! An hour passed. Lena came and...h... came. Katya sits on the sk...fu, in the distant corner of the...fighted, too much to mock is afraid. P. woods Pavlik floor with a terrible whistle. ...a little evil, dissatisfied, and on the head Pavlik has large headphones, plays in them d... bstep loudly. RJ T Lena.

Tasks of dictatorship:
1st Remove missed letters, numbers and smiles.
2nd Tell your words to your mom, neighbor and friends on Facebook.
Three Imagine yourself in the place of Pavlov. Tell me what you would do with the cat.
4 is Imagine yourself in the place of a cat. Tell us what you think about the owners who gave you the name Katya.
5 is Find out how to get a whistle from the tube and write to the editorial office, we will pass on to Pavlik.
6 is Live every day.

(c) from diary by jazzzmen

Divine cynicism is the churches in different cities, located on the streets of Lenin or Karl Marx.

XHH: here is the news: Corterings of officials do not create a blockade.
Oh, and the pigeons from above are not a goat, but a plombier.

B: Here we never beat our granddaughter as a child. Boys cannot be beaten, otherwise they will grow up lying and cowardly.
My dear, why did you lie to me yesterday?
MCH: I was afraid.
O_O

You don’t understand, it’s just a theoretical rationale, but Lockheed promises a working prototype in 10 years.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY We are closer! Now thermonuclear energy is from us only in ten years, instead of twenty, on which it was the last fifty years.

Comments to the news "Police detained serial Moscow pedophiles"

XXX series pedophile - what is it?

Serious pedophilia

zzz Well, there are just pedophiles handmade, and there are serial - conveyor
of manufacture.

Pedophilia is the wrong word. He is a man who loves children, not a pervert.
who fucking them. Slavophiles are called so not because they spy on Slavs!

The most interesting thing is that these same, supposedly high-moral men live on the principle.
"Eradicate virginity as sexual illiteracy"
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First, they are looking for a skilled virgin, then they begin to tell stories about the "fake in bed". Are you talking about female logic?

by Mazda

The Horus:
So if there is time, write, what do you imagine the job / salary of the average moscovite and his day in principle?

not served:
The average moscovite wakes up every day from the sms about paying money.
Then rearrange the alarm clock at 11:00 and fall asleep again.
Probably yes))

I also tried to put my son on Soviet films. Not in punishment, God, but so that the good will not pass by my child. Something he looked at, but, on his part, put me on the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.

<...> If you run on the frost for the sake of fashion, then there is nothing to roll on the transport, even if poor, but does not lead to infertility.
= is
Don’t try to convince another goat of her own stupidity. It’s always someone else’s to blame, that’s clear.

What women want: He is a sporty body, but does not shake, because the cockroaches are dumb. He is intelligent and shares his opinion on all matters. He is brave and courageous, and never goes into a fight. He is strong and always willing to give in. He has high life goals: home and children, nothing more to be happy. He’s fun, he’s loved in companies he barely visits because she’s bored. I am sure that she is a faithful and wonderful wife, and if she accidentally changed, she is looking for a reason in herself. A good family member who has almost no contact with his relatives. I love the "Summer" He is courageous and harsh, spending all the time with children. She earns a lot, can break up at any time and take her where she needs to. By a sad look, he realizes that it is time to update the closet, enthusiastically goes shopping. A true leader, the “Stone Wall,” he predicts all her wishes, from a cup of tea, to a trip to the Seychelles.
How much can you write about your child?
"What men want" will come out in a separate post if allowed)

And the joke:
The husband returns from a business trip, looks into the closet, pulls out the lover from there and screams:
- How much you say, she is not here, I divorced!

without hand:

We gathered together, meaning, with a friend a little walk, a drink.
Wauu: they took beer in the supermarket, and it, szuco, turned out to have such covers that just don’t turn off.
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Here is a generation of fools who do not know how to open a bottle of beer without an opening. People are here, there is still a deadlock :(

(Printed from the screen keyboard)
JaneSp: Probably on your happiness my key was sprinkled. So much to tell you... I can’t even get rid of it on time. It looks like a situation when the reach of the palms is less than the neck of the person you want to stifle!

to this:
My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?
and...
I’m not sure, but I read somehow:
Mickey Mouse has a dog called Pluto. Scientists studying Pluto once wrote a letter to Disney asking: Why does a mouse have a dog that it commands? This violates the hierarchy in nature. In addition, Mickey Mouse also has a friend of Gufy (a dog) who also dominates Pluto. Disney replied, “Who is in the pants is the chief.”

Thank you, born, for your falling kidneys and infertility.

So here. It was hard to give up on the right. I bought an old vase, broken. I drive because it’s not mine. But I will! Otherwise – disability, probably... I warn, ch. Be careful on the roads, watch out for children.
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Who was driving in the winter at -20 naked in the tram? Buried and not released?
What, left the house in the summer, and in the tram the winter suddenly arrived?
If you run on the frost for the sake of fashion, then there is nothing to roll on the transport, even if it is poor, but it does not lead to infertility.

I think the goat would rather be drowned than thrown into the cows. And all the anti-zoophilic laws are pure water evil anthropocentrism. Shame on you comrades!
and----
Very correctly chosen word. of respect.
When it comes to a goat that is cut, it happens to a goat, get a goat, milk, and if desired - meat and skin - this is a unit of small-horned cattle from the statistics of the country, and no one comes to the mind to be interested in her thoughts and feelings.
But once someone tries to use a goat for sex - everyone breaks the pattern - he sleeps with her. As with man. A goat as a man. The protection of human rights begins. Which the goat itself has no idea.
Yesterday, a man made the decision: the gray goat to be castrated, the white to be killed, and the black to be put into the herd, let all the goats be cut off. And I did not ask the Cat No. 5 opinion on this matter. And today she is no longer No. 5, but a goat male, and without her clear consent, sex with her is impossible.

I heard something wonderful from my neighbors today. The neighbor came from the garage, the wife asks again eaten up until you wander? He is in response. I didn’t eat, I wandered under the action of the force of Coriolis.