to this:

xxx: The situation in the dormitory in our time: I go to visit, all the guys are sitting behind the notes in silence.
XXX: And to not miss me, I also got a plan.

We had it easier: A girl enters the room and watches 10 guys dumb looking at the Windows XP desktop. The light is turned off.

After the Tatars have practically achieved that the Mongol-Tatar yoke is called "the system of dependence of the Russian lands on the Ordin Khans," it must be expected from the Germans that they ask to call the Second World War "the temporary illegal occupation of the European peoples" one of the Germanic tribes with a leader inclined to totalitarianism.

What is Nokia’s innovation?
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Well, just as innovative, maybe not famous, like the first slider or the first phone for two sims. But at the time they made very successful, balanced on the set of functions and convenient phones.
There were a lot of cool smartphones for its time (it was when WM 6.5 dominated, before iPhones) with a symbian, which, as your Linux, could be modified and reworked as you like, and which was not too dim and dumb as an Android.
But the most memorable were the simple "callers", which were simple and primitive, but very convenient to use, always worked and kept the charge up to one and a half weeks without recharge. And served for years. The same kind and the same cheap Siemens, motorol and others, were just cheap, not simple, and for a few months of constant use, especially if you constantly wheel around the city in any weather, pull all the belt on the country, etc., wiped and dissolved into dust, glued and cut.
But then Nokia started a mess with its own OS, it scared customers, and everything went wrong.

From J. roman_shmarakov: here is the distinction between "e" and "yo" is necessary in order that the phrase "In the collection on l.54 there are several records and the writer's mind does not stop the imagination for longer than it deserves.

At the end of the working day (week) I can't log in to mySQL console several times in a row, the password does not fit. I turn on the password and enter it slowly. It turns out, at the end, I automatically put the point with the tail.

But I found a way to raise earnings. It is worth only to want to eat and cook the breadth... the line of customers is guaranteed shit.

And it’s worth ruining the air, and... The races are guaranteed.

The store urgently needs a seller with a good appetite and poor digestion. Extensions are free.

He read Science and Life and discovered a wonderful excerpt from the Journal of Knowledge of 1912:
Unfortunately, the cinema, which was intended by the inventors mainly for purely scientific and educational purposes, in the hands of predatory entrepreneurs has become a means of easy earnings. In order to tear away an extra penny from the public, they offer her wild scenes of robbery and violence instead of decent paintings of educational significance. In the best case, the program of the paintings - harmless funny events, in the worst - dirty cynical scenes, from which every little morally pure person turns away. Ninety-nine hundred of the cinematic paintings thrown into the market consist of robberies, murders, bloody dramas and spicy scenes. To the honor of the Americans, it should be noted that the pornographic nature of the pictures, so common in Russia, and in France even predominant, in America is completely unacceptable. There, cinema is only reasonable entertainment and a means for scientific and educational purposes.

[17:10:05] xxx: Father said the film should not be called Stalingrad, but the life of prostitutes during the years of occupation.

Dear citizens of the former Baltic republics, so hating the Russians. I wish you that, instead of us (as to us), come to you with an endless friendly visit "brothers" from the southern republics of the former USSR. With the welcome of "Occupant" with two hundred years of occupation experience.

Drunk and fucking.
He was drunk by an Israeli politician.
In the citation.

I sit by the window, opposite the building.
Next to the rack, I listen to the builders and their brigadier (mat dressed):
There is no water than concrete and beetle to grow?
Fuck, you know, but it should be!
All the brigade! No more boss!
...
I don’t want to live in such a house. % of (

This treasure:

It didn’t hurt, and it did not hurt at all. It just surprises. and amusing.
Lol, I have not used condoms for 10 years - so far not my father. Where is your God now? Will you say that I am infertile?

Well... if you still regularly wash, then you are, in fact, the prototype of the vibrator of the future, with tangible, tactile, odor and other effects...
Take care of yourself, in the series, you don’t seem to go.

From WOW Forum:

XX: I tried to come up with names for my characters. My friend suggested a couple of options. For a few months I had Mercilon, Femoden and Lindinet. And only then I learned that these are the names of contraceptives.

To all of you:

to this:

From the website of sale b/u car:
Hello and urgently!!! I sell the car due to need (unexpected wedding - repayment of the loan)
— — —
An unexpected wedding...

When your girlfriend suddenly flies and refuses to do an abortion, a lot of unexpected things start to happen to you)))))

As the children. I am not tired of being surprised. When you’re crying without a condom, what do you hope for? Of course, for not getting pregnant. But even the last dumb piece and trick must realize that someday she will still get pregnant. Not today, but tomorrow. Are you ready to become fathers? No is? So instead of a bowl of jaggy or beer, take a prefix.
It didn’t hurt, and it did not hurt at all. It just surprises. and amusing.

to this

Lol, I have not used condoms for 10 years - so far not my father. Where is your God now? Will you say that I am infertile?

From onanism or homosexual relationships to father and not to become.
Or just impotence?

If so, a lot of options. Including: Yes, you are infertile or close to this (the chance of getting pregnant from you - "no"; you are incompatible with your partner in bed (this is sometimes - separately - healthy people, but when together - not fate); your (your?) The partner's brains are bigger, and they still use contraceptives.

If you are an atheist, then the meaning and goal for you is to be born, to survive, to multiply and to shrink as much as possible, and then to accumulate safely.

If you’re not an atheist, it’s the same.

I remember in my childhood the tooth hurt and my grandmother put a cotton with valerian on it)))) I then had a cat could be said courtyard))) and I was small))) but I won, and he did not go into my mouth with a bark! =) is

Japanese in Kirov: in the sushi bar "Shire-Hari" :-) action - rolls of Philadelphia 2 times more under the name "FIGASE Philadelphia"

There is a cat Vaska on the boat. He walks where he thinks and himself, as he should, with a proudly raised head and a tail tube. But it is only worth the captain from the ruby on the loudspeaker to give the command of "Vaska, in place!"", as the brave Vasily plunges on the deck and knocks into the nearest open door.

I'm cute, and at 70 you're going to play computer too?
My husband yes. What prevents me? Can I raise my mouse?