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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88194
 11.10.2013
I ask the guy:
I think, or am I constantly beating you in the nose at night?( by
YYY: She...
YYY: Today in the Eye

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88193
 11.10.2013
xxx about the winter. I want to leave home at dawn and come back at sunset.)

[ + 26 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88192
 11.10.2013
Listening near the universe
Do you know how to say the right thing – cake or cake?
The fucking cake?
Nihua and Toro! I, fuckingly, decided to learn such words with an incomprehensible emphasis, or, fuckingly, you will say "cake", and fuckingly some will crack, crack. Naughty...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88191
 11.10.2013
Here is this:

I picked up the first thing that came out.
In the hand, I got some cream.
There were no normal lubricants in the house. Ten minutes after the burning.
I want to read, I want to read, I want to read. c.
Extract of purification! The warts burn out! Aaaah!! to

You watched the miniature "Natural selection in action".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88190
 11.10.2013
From JJ alex_smirnov: Developing about Fedu Bondarchuk: what a good man was Boris Nathanovich! A film about an inhabited island.
In the ninety-eighth year, I visited his seminars three times. There was such an enclosure that darkened in the eyes. Then I read, even worse. Definitely everything, including the so-called mastites. Boris Nathanovich was kind to everyone. And why not, in fact? Nothing can be done.
It reminded me of my parents. He also received neuroscience records from nurses. Sometimes, he will tell everything himself and ask: Well, do you agree with this? And yes – four.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88189
 11.10.2013
by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №88188
 11.10.2013
I put the machine on service today. I was given a mechanic - my eyes were blue in the face. He went under the hood, something twisted, pulled...I also pulled my nose around, we talked. Then he strangely touches me, goes aside and says something quietly to the senior in the garage. All in the garage:
What does it mean you can’t turn it off? Drop this screw and fucking here, it’s flying.
My mechanic makes terrible eyes and turns to me. The old man breathed:
Okay... I will repeat. Turn off this screw and fuck... knock here. She will descend. And you, girl, go for a cup of coffee, or we will never make your car. You are breaking the terminology.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88187
 11.10.2013
My friends had a digital camera. She could also take pictures. And I thought that these pictures are what are called kamshots >_<

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88186
 11.10.2013

In Omsk, a man set himself on fire, ran out on the road, was shot by GAZEL. It also burned."

It became!

This is OMSK.
You drive a gazelle on the road, you see a man burning. He hit him and burned him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88185
 11.10.2013
to this:

Q: I will start to speak English soon.
English for students?
English for Java developers.
I am AHA. Hello, the topic of our lesson is "Legacy code" and today we will learn a few English insults. Repeat after me: "Who has written this fucking code?".

...and here’s the voice from the audience "Your bunny wrote!!and "

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88184
 10.10.2013
From the comments in JJ:
Zloradskij: By the way. My friend lost 4 kg in just a week on a diet of salads from cards. The boats.
Then she really died a little, but it worked!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88183
 10.10.2013
Is the cat yours?

YYY: He sleeps with me. (I calmly relate to "my girlfriend"/"my boyfriend", but "my cat" - it's hard to write)

Cats, cats are like that. It is hard to say that it is yours. Because it’s you 😉

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №88182
 10.10.2013
I remembered a long history. It was back in student years and it was my first presence at a cavity surgery. Our group went for a review of the abdominal cavity due to the rupture of the rectum by a dull object. On the operating table lay a woman, whom her husband, along with her companion, entertaining her (a good family member) pushed into the anal hole. Since such case studies do not happen every day, all doctors who could have come to see the operation. And of course everyone started to remember "your own similar case". To the poor whispering surgeon, the surgical nurse carefully wiped his tears.
I remembered the story of one doctor: "A patient came to me with a complaint about a foreign body in the rectum. In excitement, he pushed a phone into his ass. I don’t remember how it’s called, but the point is that you have to look at it like a tube and see the picture. I enter the rectoscope, I look, and Gagarin looks at me from the ass!"Then everyone broke through, and the surgeon shouted: "It’s all from here, or I’ll cut it off!" The curtain...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88181
 10.10.2013
News that "Aeroflot" will open a low-budget carrier "Dobrolet"
Commentary :
Oh Oh Oh! The Air Routes! So I see: people are sitting in the airplane, waiting for departure, outraged, and the pilot is shouting, "Until the full airplane is filled, we will not go!" Or when landing the pilot screams:"The money is transferred! We will not delay the flight!"
I’m not saying that Shannon will play in the cabin throughout the flight.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88180
 10.10.2013
The xxx:
Tomorrow is Mental Health Day.
YYYY :
Congratulations to someone.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88179
 10.10.2013
A new girl works with us, for three weeks now, she has been walking, sneezing, coughing, and, in short, irritating the whole collective.
I mean, you’re treating yourself somehow, right?
D: It doesn’t help me.
I: So what do you treat?
D: Nothing

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88178
 10.10.2013
Captain Evidence: The Brain Is Ready to Explode From the Movie Description:
Rin is an ordinary student, but suddenly her body begins to change, and just on her birthday strange special forces with machine guns instead of noses and kill the guests with bullets from goats. It turns out that Rin is one of the extinct mutants called Hiruko. She escapes and finds other survivors. They are dangerous and armed: their hands rise from their heads, their blades are shot from their nipples, and with this weapon they are going to avenge the society that rejects them.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88177
 10.10.2013
Comment to the report on the news site about heating problems in the multi-storey
xxx: "Of the words of JEK" a clear misconception. More accurately so: "From the donkeys of JEK..."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88176
 10.10.2013
xxxh: Yesterday evening I went to the store, I watched - fucking lying, looked, and this priora is underestimated.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88175
 10.10.2013
xxxx: we have mythology for work arranged by a courier
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The boss comes in and asks, whose?
He says: May
xxx: boss: * with serious appearance * and with socks how is the situation?

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