I have worked as an advocate in various insurance companies (USA) for six years. During this time I had a plaintiff who assured everyone that he was Allah and called my boss with the demand to remove me from his business, so I do not believe in Him.

I don’t like being once a day and only in one place. I need to go many times and everywhere!
(According to the courier)

Not knowing where to look:

Dear women of the capital!
The temperature of the environment is no longer warm and not moderate, but rather cool, as a result of which I appeal to you with a request - stop wearing rotted and hollow jeans, or your blue from the cold feet are not very looking)

An anecdote about this:
“Abram, we have to buy curtains for the bedroom: in the opposite window are young students, they can see me naked!
Why are you spending too much money? They will see you naked and buy curtains for themselves.

For those who do not understand:
and.
Do you know why a girl doesn’t want sex like you? Have you ever thought?

Here's: pleasure from sex she will start to get far from immediately, you don't mind that macho, super and in general Heracles.Sex for a girl for a long time will be something like an annoying set of gymnastic exercises. In addition, not all men are ready to protect themselves from unwanted pregnancy and COPD, believing that they have everything normal, once it stands and does not drop from the end.
What appears to you a capricious, then for us - serious reasons not to want sex with the first encounter, because you will have to pay for your health.

Sorry, that’s not funny, but it’s strange that many of you still don’t know these basic things.

Sexual interest is not attached to the bonus, it either exists or does not exist in absolutely any human relationship.
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I translate from female to chelochki: conversations, flowers and other candy - please, and don't hope for sex.
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I will translate from human to life-like - if you are not wanted - even if you get gifts, go out on forums and make friends, you are not wanted.
Sorry Mario but your princess is in another castle.

XX: We will all die
xxx: I bought a fish 3 hours ago, I cleaned it and melted it
XXX: I cut her and she pulls her tail
yy: blue
YY: In her freezer
xxx: she has no head... without everything... fucking
Yy: We have entire regions in a country without a head
YY: So not an indicator

xxx: from Wikipedia: "in addition to the widely spread ethnochronics "omich", "omich", there are also variants of "omchanin", "omchanka", "omc", "omc", "omc"...

yyy: I "omsa"))

Listen to the poem

Tagged with: valley

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The star has not yet struck,
It was only the dawn,
the serpent and hammer of the painting,
Not in the sky yet.

He is already in construction.
Not alone, the team is behind him.
Stalin, the bald Lenin
And a couple more guys.

They are preparing a return.
The Communist Ideas.
Oligarchs on the road!
O proletarian, do not be a slave!

Oh yeah well?

I'm going to go :lol:

Wauu: especially from the words of Usaty Stalin, bald Lenin

I would like to add the foul Marx, the foul Engels.

xxx: the shoe-shaped old Khrushchev and the kissing Brejnev, as well as the fifth Gorbachev

Wauu: Soviet history, the bank of the empire :)

Well, and what associations in a person should cause the phrase "frictional burns", huh?

In the store came pumpkins, in the shape of similar to large pears. The saleswoman was surprised and said she had never seen anything like this before. And the warehouser decided to joke about it, saying that it was a new variety - pumpkin humbleball. He joked, and she wrote the name in the billboard in the office. The whole office laughed.

My sister yesterday asked: Where is Leocadia? Oh, Lecocadia is a city legend and my former boss. In the service of a taxi, Leocadia had a baptism and knew where to take it. Although it was not called Leocadia, but Evalia, but it was so called. After the corporations, she sat in a taxi and said:
Pleased to introduce. I am a leech, and this is my family. How do you glorify? Oh Andrei? Andrei, take us home. - And for 15-30 minutes of travel any taxi driver was put into a state of hiccups from laughter.
In her hands everything broke, crumbled, even the keys did not serve for a long time - moved with two fingers. In order to prevent the door of the toilet from being locked, the tongue of the castle was pushed out and it was bended with a precise blow so that without the Bulgarians could not be pulled out.
She could give 4 interpretations of the word "snoop"and none of what you thought. She could reasonably prove that the female originated from a man’s penis bone, not from a rib (after surgery on the penis, it’s as if it were!) is
It was painted with three crosses. The director prohibited. She began to write beautifully. Three years later, it became clear: I wrote beautiful venelles "Here to You". The director stumbled. She called him a perverse and said that Heer was the letter of the alphabet, not what he thought.
Where now Leocadia-Euvalia I do not know, but without it it is terribly boring!

To the enthusiast:
There is no democracy, but what we accept for it is a shadow of deception.
© Zirconia

After playing with many different forms of government, he stopped on the form of democracy known as “One Man, One Voice.” Thus man was <XXXXX> and he had only one Voice.""
by Terry Pratchett. Mor, student of death

My grandmother for a long time refused to use a modern electrician. Because a normal boiler can not boil water so quickly, it is radiation, uranium heats.
Yyy: Well, if the electricity is from the nuclear power plant, then the grandmother is right.

zzz: We and the neighbors below have a long history of some imaginary, but very disturbing things. Let’s say they can knock on the door at night and say we’re flooding them. We go down, look — they point to the clean ceiling, assuring that there is a spot on it. O_O
Or somehow they blocked my way into the entrance, telling me that our cat was mocking loudly and preventing them from sleeping. The problem is that we don’t have a cat. My pet is a rabbit who does not know how to cuddle with all the desire.

The Young Soldier:

Okay, what problems can you have? The money is there, we found one prostitute for three, each according to mynetics, and you live on without problems. You can communicate with each other... men, so why are you so against same-sex marriages? It will be easier for you. Wife brains bear... you will not bear each other's brains, and in the garage to drink you can walk together... why do we you at all? I do not understand.
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Not everyone has money :)

Remember, friends, paid women are much cheaper than free ones.

1: Well, I’ve seen everything now, Sasha Grey starred in the movie (doesn’t?!?!?with Elijah Woods (yes, yes the Hobbit).
The film is called Open windows, where she plays the role of some star pursued by some maniac.
Fuck, I’ve seen it all now.

You have not yet seen the continuation, when the maniac, after hitting the victim, cries:
I fucking fuck you, shit!
What Sasha Gray proudly answers:
How dare you offer me that? I am a decent girl!
And the curtains :)

From the correspondence:
1: Who are you working for?
Proctologist of the principal god Asgard.
1 of 1?
I work with OneAss.
1: ))))

Many women eventually realize that having a husband and a man is not the same thing.

He was at the funeral of a distant relative. The cemetery. The tomb was lowered into the grave. Everyone started throwing three handfuls of land (the custom is for those who do not know). I also tended to throw the ground. The car keys fell out of the pocket and straight into the grave. Almost no one paid attention, and I was in shock. Going down into the pit is unreasonable, getting the grave is not the way out. I have the keys alone.
And then one earthquake gets a magnet on a rope from my pocket, a couple of seconds and the keys I have. He said, “You are neither the first nor the last.”
What to say, a professional.

The morning. The Monday. The boss asks:
You have red eyes. Drinking is it?
No is! I missed my job, I cried.