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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90320
 28.11.2013
This is the problem – the coat is no longer needed. Thousands of years ago, when people did not understand the laws of nature, religion was the only way to understand the world more or less fully. It is very simple to attribute everything to the will of some supernatural forces. But now we have a science that does everything perfectly. Besides the depths of time and the smallest particles of matter. But in ordinary life, your religion is no longer needed, its time has passed.
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No, this is not an option. You think that in all your problems you are the fault of yourself.? to
Better to the Father, about temptation and sin.
and ;)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90319
 28.11.2013
I slept with a girl tonight, not being protected. Monthly very soon, tomorrow or afternoon.
The first time it was okay, I pushed and finished, but the vagina was very sticky. Could I end up not noticing it?
And why else can she be so lipid?
A lot of sweets are eaten here and the vagina slipped.
zzz: well from what it can be glue))) Yes, the bees settled there and the honey is stored inside))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90318
 28.11.2013
I go to the store and the radio is playing. Sister Barbara asks to congratulate brother Paul on his birthday, wishes much and asks to put a song for him: "Oh God, what a man, I want a son from you."
Have they watched Game of Thrones?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90317
 28.11.2013
He is Dutch.
Under the impression of the film "Dreams in the Witch's House" I inspired to say, oh how good Lovecraft is, oh how he knows how to squeeze the atmosphere...
xxx - "A Lovecraft is what, a film studio?"
I laughed and explained:
andquot; no This is the author who wrote The Call of Kthulhu"
Pause
xxx - "And what, isn't Ktolhu from Russia?"
The Curtain XD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90316
 28.11.2013
International Conference on Information Technologies in Samara.
Representative of Aerospace University
... the uniqueness of our new satellite, put into orbit, not only in this, but also in the fact that...
From the hall:
Did he not fall immediately?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90315
 28.11.2013
VKontakte, a group of one store:
“I bought GTA 5 for the Xbox, and I have a PS3. What to do?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90314
 28.11.2013
[16:39:12] inzhyr: [12:26:34] inzhyr: I worry that I do not cook to you
Serena Serena: Don’t worry
[12:30:41] Serreja: Just get ready (rofl)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90313
 28.11.2013
xxx: because the fox nobody thought to share the name of the subject and the surname of the colonel, which resulted in an unforgettable combination of "Pierozhkov's Pass"
__________
In the institute where I studied, worked (and probably works) a wonderful teacher
A. Opar, and he led physics in the younger (read inexperienced) courses, and often the first couple.

And every semester you can observe, as the pervacs, writing the schedule, see the inscription "Physics, 4 corps, cab. 211, Oprah" and start to upset and break into the decanate with the screams "what shit everyone is okay, and we have zero pair physics?!?!?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90312
 28.11.2013
@ndy, a colleague just called her daughter, see that after school came home "you ate though? Good thing, and what? The snow? %No%*@#$^%.."

[ + 50 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90311
 28.11.2013
Kisslove: How, by the way, is it right to write "back" or "back"? Or is it "Speed"?

Selivanoff: It is correct not to use this verb in future time, can hear and hide.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №90310
 28.11.2013
Our boss has such a perfume...I won’t say it’s bad, but the smell is very concentrated.
And, therefore, even if the boss is consulting somewhere, in our columns the invisible but clearly tangible spirit of the collective is always vibrant and revitalizing.
And if the boss urgently needed it, but it is not in place, you need to smell well and you can find it smell like a dog.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90309
 28.11.2013
Why Do Zombies Eat the Brain?
In the movies I watched, they wondered what part of the body they would eat.
What is the best zombie movie I’ve never seen?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №90308
 28.11.2013
In секоndas things are processed with gas somehow.
When we got the first seconds, I came out of interest. I ask where things are from. The girl says:
From Germany.
Are they clean?
She answers seriously:
Do not worry! directly from the gas chamber.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90307
 28.11.2013
Okay! Translated

In family life, as in nuclear physics, the main thing is to insert the rod in time, so that it does not fade.

: and

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90306
 28.11.2013
wasd31: found in the winter jacket 100 rubles! No matter what you say, it’s great to work in the closet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90305
 28.11.2013
xxx:Brother, a friend sells a BMW M3, 11,000?, 2011, 40,000km in perfect condition, sells because of the fact that urgently need money.
If you are interested or someone from the boys, you may be interested. Black color matte (see in the photo).
I am currently playing Sony Playstation 3.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90304
 28.11.2013
After watching the next part of the series, I tell my husband:
Will we see the series again?
Let us see...
Which is it! ;)
Let’s look at your behavior!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90303
 28.11.2013
The Ananas Brownies:
and----
A hole in the ananas.
They are extending.
— — — —
Herodes, stop making unnecessary foods!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90302
 28.11.2013
Xxx guys! Today I have 36 years of marriage. And now I have lost the thought I wanted to proclaim here.
Yes, God is with her, with the thought. And, by the way, the wife reminded of the date, or remembered herself.
(I judge by myself, I feel bad about it.)
XXX is wife. She remembers the correct date, and I remember the date when I shuddered.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90301
 28.11.2013
If you imagine that in the building in front of my office are working minions and not gastrobuilders from Asia, the mood is improving=)

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