Worked for a while in the state office - in a way a very convenient place for a student overtime: the salary is socialist, but the training leave is given without problems. In general, we were three in the department – me, the boss and Katya. And one day it happened that the boss talked to me in the tone of "we are smart people with you", but Katya he did not especially appreciate, so he did not entrust her with responsible tasks.

After six months, it turned out that I actually do half the functions of a manager and somehow quite a lot of the work of an ordinary employee, and Katya only fills in numerous tablets and orders crafts, because she is stupid and will not cope with anything difficult.

In general, in order to understand that the stupid here is not Katya, it took me a lot of time, and to the stories about "I worked a lot, pulled everything on myself and became the general manager" since then I have been skeptical, at least because Katya became the deputy general director of that state office five years later.

I work honestly, I don’t ask for vouchers, I don’t play on project prices.
I’m a fool, because the more stupid people get more.
I came to the conclusion that the smart have a conscience, and the more stupid have an atrophic function of the brain.
And who are the fools...?? to

Julia: I sit there
Seriously, I’ve been cuddling all night :-) Fun
With the elephants?
No, the yellow
And there is no yellow cottage of salt?
by Julia: Yes

Habr, "copters learned to sit on the roofs of moving cars"

xxx: We are waiting for news such as: "When returning from vacation, the family forgot to take the UAV. After riding 4000 km, he returned home after four months.
yyy: Ugu, and there is also a drone that sits on wires like birds. Not for rest, but for recharge. and :)
zzz: and for the winter they fly to warm countries, where there is a lot of sun and free solar cells.

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Grammar... let it go! The English grammar is one of the simplest, with no comparison to Russian. honestly honestly.
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My teacher of English (not in school, on dop courses), a former translator, said that English is not mathematics, 2x2 can be both 3, and 5. Especially in schools they learn Queen’s English, the straight correct-right, which is spoken almost only in the queen’s palace. Others make suggestions as they want. Of course, following some basic rules to at least understand something can be.

What’s wrong with the "good time of day"?! to
So, like Vladivostok - so respect our time zone, and how did not "Good morning", so all? What do you all have?! to
What if the addresses only read at night? Or in the evening? How to guess?
Shortened and shorter!

Evgenia Чудновец, 33, found on the Internet a record of bullying of schoolchildren in the summer camp of Kurgan and published it in her closed group. The video provided a angry commentary with the demand to immediately understand the situation, but investigators considered the repost to be the spread of child pornography, for which the educator was imprisoned for six months in the Shadrinsk colony. Despite the fact that the baby has a native grandma and aunt

I went to freelance to work on the site. It started well. But then... what would be more understandable, I will say this:
Suppose you were asked to install and connect a bathroom to an apartment on the 5th floor. But it turns out this is not an apartment, and there are no floors, it is a cave in a rock, where there is no confinement or water supply. I have to lay the foundation, build 5 floors, lay water supply, sewage, and when I finally finish and it remains to put the bath, I ask that I would give it and in response I get - we have no bath. But we have something better - the design of the bathroom, you will get it". And then I wonder why I don’t go on time.

Pictures of the father of four daughters:
Happy men, girls tend to love their fathers very much, even when they grow up. The only disadvantage in all this is that the family will be interrupted, the daughters will leave the house and change their surname.
YYY: What a stupid thing is preserving a family. Does the name mean a lot? We do not live in the Middle Ages.
ZZZ: Sanya the Good, the crown of another dynasty will pass

You are a doctor in what direction?
Andrei: Stallone
Paul: I have understood. Do not correct

xxx: The Beijing smog threatens the survival of mankind. In samples of Beijing smog, scientists found genes of bacteria resistant to the latest and strongest antibiotics. China loves antibiotics. And the forecasts are disappointing – by 2050, about 1 million premature deaths are predicted annually due to antimicrobial resistance.

The smog will kill a lot of Chinese every year by 2050

At this point, there will be about 4 lars.

xxx: disappointing, fucking, forecast

The young generation, the fucking.
Tell me a joke about Chopin?
Who is Chapaev?

Is it just that I have such a strange reflection - to cut out the sound before clicking on a link to some popular site?

<xxx>In my opinion, the best agitation for the Dark Side of the Force is the song "Night Comes" of the group "Mirage":
<xxx> The Night is Coming
and promises
Do everything for me.
I know now,
The night is stronger than the day.
<xxx>Why is this not the case?? to

* Reference to the article that copters learned to sit on moving cars*
xxx: Preferably the loading would be increased so that they could fly.
xxx: at least one meter high
Yes, it’s called a helicopter!! to

What do you know about ridiculous situations?? to
I go I mean alone in the car, from the columns played favorite music, all type-top, only in the stomach somewhat strangely whispered eaten a couple hours ago shaurma. And it starts to support me and I pierce. Not just pearls, but pearls like Satan. It was like cutting the eyes. And after 50 meters at the stop, my girlfriend is standing, sees me, smiles, jumps, masks with her hands... And I, scuco, with a poker face I go further...

About "Romeo and Juliet"

A generation of debils has grown up, who know the classics in retrieval and screenings, and they can’t even google on keywords.
There is enough in the "Romeo and Juliet" comic episodes. There, Juliet's nurse regularly urinates the crusts, and it all started quite fun until the bodies went away.

Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Angels
Only once was I happy - On the day we met you."

And this song is not as meaningless as it seemed, I would even say satirical.

Excellent dolls
Anonymous, what do you think of portrait dolls in photo stories?
For example, when the action figure of Loki is introduced into the game, they call him somewhat Vasily Sergeevich and make him Daddy Barbie Masha.
Anon: Mom horse to be the norm, and daddy Barbie Masha is bad? by D"

The grasshoppers will not call anyone, MTS will turn off his roaming for non-payment.
Skynet will be blocked in Russia by the decision of Roskomnadzor, and the Terminator, abandoned in Chelyabinsk due to an error in GPS, will be melted in the dome on the pins of the cushioners, sprinkled men from the hot casting shop.