We are in a smoking room at work, one tells us that he doesn’t smoke at home. The woman started pressing her brain to quit smoking.
That is. Did you tell your wife that you gave up?
and yes))
Do you not smoke at home?
- Yes Yes
Isn’t it hard to spend half a day?
is normal.
If you tolerate it, do you smoke here?
Meet the Third:
- Yes, don't listen to him, he tells his wife that he doesn't smoke at work, he tells us that at home... ballball))))

K: and his mouths go)
She made him a hipster.
Q: You say it as if it’s something bad.)
You and I are brown hipsters.
Just without Instagram.
Y: The Mirror
Iphone and Iphone
Y: and the girls
Yes, we are with you, not hipsters.

In the company of an idiot that cut off the film from the TV screen.
Meeted 5 years ago the same strict idiot, who bought the columns of Microlab SOLO. He brought home, and according to him, barely removed the protection from the speakers. The sound was stupid. And it turned out that he with a silhouette of the rich and the mind of the orangutan pulled out the dome of high-frequency emitters (tweets).

When I bought a gaming mouse with a laser I did not imagine that it was so gaming that you can play with a cat.

I tell my students on the course “Developmental Psychology”: it’s hard for children to understand what abstract things are. Their thinking is much more concrete and becomes more and more abstract with age. Therefore, it is much better to come to them with examples. understandably?
Question from the audience: Not very much. Can you give an example?

Oh yeah no...
WOW: What is it? The coat does not break down?and :)
Q: What kind of cane? I am not a glamorous secretary.
I have a "spider" for two fat))

here here :
Here we gathered together, 12 friends, drank and decided to send SMS
The words "I love you, dear!"
Here are their answers:
1) Who is it?
Mom, are you sick?
3) And I too.
4) What about the car?
5) I did not understand.
6) No and no again.
7) is?
8) Just tell me how much?
9 am I sleeping?
10) If you don’t tell who this message is, someone will die.
I asked you not to drink anymore.
12) Whatever you do not want to answer
___________________

This explains in what context you usually pronounce these words.

Where is this street, where is this house?
Where is the girl I’m in love with?
This is the street, this is the house.
This is the woman, a variety.

here here :

The main problem with so-called believers is not that they believe in an invisible God that cannot be touched.

God can exist, we can live in a virtual universe designed by a creature. There are no online games?

The problem with believers is that they believe in God, who punishes for not believing in him.
...
But I am ready to create new worlds with God. If I don’t die of old age.
________________
Respect and gratitude to the author. He rejoices that someone is able to think with his mind, rather than sing to the marginalists, some of whom shout that atheists are immoral, and others - that believers believe that the earth is flat.
I believe in God. I believe that God created the world. Man was created in the image and likeness of God, that is, to create the worlds.

With believers and atheists there is one problem: in my opinion, an atheist who tries to persuade a believer is like a healthy person who persuades a sick or disabled one-legged to throw a cradle (faith) - "Well, I can walk on two legs, so everyone can." not all. Someone was hit by a car, someone was born with a chrom... Different lives for everyone. The argument of an atheist will only work in one case - if a person carries his coffin with him by habit, although he actually does not need it anymore.

and luck.

I would have complained to you too.
XXX: The Turnet Cut Them
XXX: the flash cut off
xxx: small sadistic
YYY: It is revenge
xxx for what?
YYY: This is when your favorite cactus, which you have grown with so much care, took care of it,
They are black (!!!) for the stamps, then you will understand me :(
YYY: And they’re stealing cookies from my bowl.
xxx: mla... would kill the snack for cookies >_<

In the days that come tomorrow, there is always the number of hours that is enough to do any number of things.

to this:

Why does the RPC not oppose the Olympics? language, and to the glory of the gods.

Let, the most famous facade with the torch, when it was extinguished when it was carried under the Spassian gates into the Kremlin (under the icon of salvation), the torch exploded for the second time near the walls of the Orthodox temple in Vologda.
The RPC works, but does not attract attention :)

Let’s talk cleanly!
The average Russian housekeeper brushes his teeth with a Finnish toothbrush made in China, squeezes on it a German toothpaste made on Chinese equipment, shaves with an American shaver made in China, sits in the kitchen of a Swedish Ikea house collected from Chinese manufactures, drinks Brazilian coffee roasted and packed on Chinese equipment, wears an Italian suit sewn in China...

XXX is Hi. I understand, of course, that my question may seem overly naive, but still: the chair from under <the dismissal of colleagues> a big deal?
You are 5!! to
XXX: All That
Are you going to the bodies?? to
xxx: Well, judging by my status in the company, then I’ll go on $#y :(

Question I hate the most: "Do you remember I asked you to do something?"

When I went to the military, we only watched the schedule from the morning when we came there.
XX: Every week was something new.
xx: at second grade we come somehow, we all want to sleep, we approach the schedule
xxx: and on the whole department, at 8 a.m. a wild whistle of 10 students is distributed
xxx: because the fox nobody thought to share the name of the subject and the surname of the colonel, which resulted in an unforgettable combination of "Pierozhkov's Pass"

From the 1C programming forum:
They robbed the store. I took some amount. This amount must be deducted. Which document can be formed?
The comments:
A good attempt. But the tax will still have to be paid.
- Be a man - make a document "Theft of cash"

To joke about power is nice, but to joke with power is painful.

In the early 1990s, in our OAS pursuit of education. Many pilots study at the Leningrad Academy. They receive higher education. by Zaok. In the session, crowds, fly there and there, rabbits. Plans run full, seats only or in the front kitchen (Tu-154), or in the middle. But there guides work, so they go ahead. Time free, what to do is not a matter, especially when with a session. Our guide told us: "Two people come to Peter, fly home, they passed the session. They go to the front kitchen, and the feathers are thrown on the luggage shelf in the first cabin, as usual. All the way (2 hours of flight) are noted... The weather at home is not important, turned around, but sat on the base. I declare: "Please the passengers of the first cabin stay in their seats until the crew leaves." And here the two appear. Both are ready. But one is stronger, the other holds the hand. In the cabin first as usual, vanity among passengers, gather. Our pilots, stopping near the furage, the one who is stronger, clothes his own, clothes on comrades (with difficulty keeping the vertical position of both) and with the words: "I said we sit at home, and you are on the spare, on the spare!“—Accurately aligns the coat on his unwilling head... Passengers should have been seen... While the men went out, there was a grave silence... They were accompanied by such eyes...”

The lazy do everything quickly. To get rid of work faster.
They do qualitatively. Not to rebuild later.