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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105922
 25.11.2014
For aggressive religious zombies, I would build a separate GULAG, deprived of all civilizational, scientific and technological advances. Only pop and climbing the forehead on the floor and more earthly worship in the search for answers to the questions of the universe.
2: Long ago built - the monastery is called ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105921
 25.11.2014
Online shop consultant:

You can pay for the goods in any way convenient for you.
Will the Newcastle covers fit?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105920
 25.11.2014
There was a beauty salon in our city "Elena"(this was the name of the owner and she didn’t get confused with the name). Then this salon bought some Vera and following the tradition changed the name of the salon to "Vera". The slogan arose by itself: "just believe and become more beautiful." But the story did not end there, the salon was bought by a local entrepreneur, Gennady. We kindly persuaded him to rename the salon to "Crocodile Gene".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105919
 25.11.2014
The Russian Post is something. From Peter in one day sent two banderoles, one so to say by first-class mail, for three hundred re! Another ECM rubles for eight hundred. The question of the buyer - which package will come faster if the EMS courier carries directly to the office, and for the banderol of the first class will have to go to the department?
Well, knowing the post of Russia, both came in the same day?
I did not guess! The first class came in seven days, and the ems is still lucky! As they said in their office – “well you understand us such logistics schemes.” The courier was probably sent on foot from Peter, scuck...
Post Office of Russia - we do not work for money! and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105918
 25.11.2014
They say, the needle in the seed. Others will be burned. I will tell you the truth who thinks so. In the first stack of seed, it is approximately 5 copens. Comp size of two human heights, or even three. Up to 6-8 meters wide. So here. If you burn a pebble, there will be not much less than 1/4 of its mixture of unburnt seed and ashes, because it cannot burn completely because of the lack of air, multiply by 5, and then wait for three or four days until what has not burned will finally fade away, because there is still a little fire. Dampening this mixture is also difficult. How do I know this... I think I still have my ass from the army belt hurt since childhood. I burned a piece of seed :)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105917
 25.11.2014
As a child, she wrote letters to Allie Pugacheva on toilet paper, then washed in the toilet and thought they reached the address. c) Listened

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105916
 25.11.2014
The Specialist:

I, of course, understand everything, but to raise excursions to the countryside dances in the class of the explorer's feat is beyond the boundary of good and evil. At least, these "intelligence" should understand that the Dark Track is not a place to show disguise skills. Otherwise, the unit may not notice the losses of the soldier.

Have you seen the village girl dressed for dance? There you and glossy fabric, and straws, and loops... Yes, in the new moon it already shines like a New Year’s tree. What flicers there, to the damn mother, if her headlights are illuminated, it is better to be blinded immediately.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105915
 25.11.2014
The Internet Initiative Development Fund of the Russian Federation in late 2014 released the book only in a printed version of 2000 copies.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105914
 25.11.2014
xxx: You wake up in a world like Fallout, you approach the mirror and see the gulag. Your actions?
YYY: I usually go after that.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105913
 25.11.2014
xxx: I needed a strawberry, I did not find the strawberries, so I took a meat cutter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105912
 25.11.2014
Sometimes it seems to me that if our state issues a law that obliges everyone to breathe, then in these of your internets will immediately arise a quarrel about the fact that breathing is not necessary, the air is dirty and in general the state must provide everyone with oxygen pillows. Most importantly, there will be idiots who will be drowned by the laws. Although that is probably for the best.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105911
 25.11.2014
by Ku. What is written in the summary?
A lie?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105910
 25.11.2014
This is the case, brothers. A beauty salon bearing the name of either a prostitute or a sick woman.

Oh and fool! Probably you haven’t even heard of the examples you have given. As if it is necessary to name in honor of someone famous, not just take a favorite name. You look for meaning where it is not, and then you wonder why you are considered foolish.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105909
 25.11.2014
DerArto: When I see a car with the label "Dolbit Normalno", it looks like "The owner of this car is a fool and is proud of it."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105908
 25.11.2014
As in an anecdote.

Children are sick. I sat three seniors breathing over a potato barrel. After 15 minutes I removed the cover - no card. have eaten! Without salt!

Students will be. And then an anecdote:
A student’s paparazzi was caught. They decided to cook it and eat it. So while they were cooking, he and them ate all the potatoes in the soup. Since then, the Papuas have not eaten students, ideosyncrasies.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105907
 25.11.2014
Exam on the right to use the Internet

Tickets 1

Question 1
Recognize the sarcasm in this comment: “To fix the problem, set up Telnet as the default browser.”
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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105906
 25.11.2014
to this:

The best shopping trip was done by my friend. I went for the potatoes and returned to the new Peugeot :-)

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This is something else! My parents once went to buy clothes and bought a house on the neighboring street.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105905
 25.11.2014
to this:
What are you chasing on the perforator? Somehow I could not withstand the continued second day of drilling. And obviously not the wall is broken down - there by the nature of the work is heard. Just a dumb monotonous tarahtenya in one point. I went to question. The neighbor hangs the kitchen cabinets. A striking stroke. In two days, I broke four holes. In the panel wall with a filler of granite sludge. He went and brought a perforator. Work for 15 minutes with two cigarettes. The real evil is shock drills.

The real evil - the "shock" masters of these drills and apartments!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105904
 25.11.2014
From comments on the news about the sour assassin)

Some fans, in turn, say they are working on a patch repairing the classic Uplay logo (white "U" on a blue background) to an updated (white "μ" on a green background), which will save Ubisoft from all monetary problems :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105903
 25.11.2014
But hoping on the common sense and adequacy of people, I thought that I was such an uneducated vegetable. The search engine released three other famous women, among which only one was distinguished by a hint of "beauty" - in the opposite, she suffered from ugliness (Mary Ann Webster). The other two were not very different in their lives.

This is the case, brothers. A beauty salon bearing the name of either a prostitute or a sick woman.
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by Mark Twain. "The Adventures of Heckelberry Finn" Mary Anne is a beautiful and smart girl, the embodiment of kindness. You should read the classics, not Google.
and Dad.

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