I explained about perforators, I conducted research on this subject: in fact, it is usually not the same neighbor. When I went to look for this deck, it turned out that this particular repair is done on three floors up and down and not even always need / under me. It seems to us that you are being knocked directly into your wall because you do not directly hear the sound of the perforator, you hear the sound that your vibrant walls do, although the source of the sound may be far away and in different places. And in a multi-apartment house somebody is somewhere, and we write to our specific neighbor.

Traditionally for that.

The best shopping trip was done by my friend. I went for the potatoes and returned to the new Peugeot :-)

The price is for potatoes.

Children are sick. I sat three seniors breathing over a potato barrel. After 15 minutes I removed the cover - no potatoes. have eaten! Without salt!
They explained me simply:
It was boring!

The nature of idiots is extremely diverse.

Movement of the Forest
When the author worked in the Upper Ufaele of the Chelyabinsk region, he met the forest worker Petrovich. Good such a man, simple, honest - one word forestry. Petrovich was in a state of permanent war with local mines. The mines stole the forest, and somehow stupidly, right in the kites and fours. When Petrovich caught them, they said, "Hule, you are Petrovich? The mayor sent us to the forest.
Petrovich repeatedly tried to initiate some criminal cases, but they were not initiated for some reason.
The mines also did not stay in debt and tried to arrest Petrovich all the time. They mainly used the method from the movie Boomer. Petrovich’s balls of grass were thrown into the luggage of “Patfinder” in the newspaper “Ufalai Workers”. But Petrovich was already, Tsuka, literate and demanded to call the State Control, so that they took the analysis from his fingers and newspaper screens. The mines flogged and took the grass back.
But one day the mines struck Petrovich a large beast. Then he made a move.
Petrovich came to work in the forestry this morning. He usually looked into his office and found a envelope under the table.
– Zoya Nikolaevna, – called Petrovich the accountant, – come to me, please. See the envelope? Look what’s in it?
There were 30,000 rubles in the envelope. Petrovich asked to make them to the box office as a donation from an unknown sponsor. Fifteen minutes later, the hominoffs in masks came down from the ceiling.
Where is the envelope? The law enforcement officers shouted.
What a envelope?
With a bribe, to blame!
The donation was made by an unknown sponsor for the conservation of the forest.
Give it back. We have no other marred days, the Hominoffs counted.
“I can’t,” Petrovich courageously replied. Forestry is a state enterprise. Consider your money already in the treasury of the Russian state. The People’s Heritage.
Mines went to Petrovich for two weeks. They cried. They asked for the money back. Petrovich was hard as a rock. When it came into the budget, it disappeared. Go on... go on. Truth with tears.
Such a simple man made a feat!

I decided to lead a healthy lifestyle, bought a big one. Now I am driving for a bucket and cigarettes on the big.

When the cancer, tired of whispering, descends from the mountain and takes the place of the fried cock, completely weakened in trying to get to one place - then they will begin to build.

The army had to accompany a military train through the city. There were two tasks: to clean the rails from ice and snow and to block the roads before the train crosses them.
Fulfilling the second task, he went out with a break and full pofigism to the middle of the lane (comrades went out to other streets) and stood face to face with the cars.
At the same time, the fun thought: I will jump back in case of something, and the break is not.

Sometimes cars parked on the rails were pushed off with a slide if the owner did not go out on the wheels.

DerArto: If you look at the calendar, you can see that next Monday is already winter.
If you look out the window, when will it end?

But I wonder, dear drivers, when you rush through the city street in the third row, see a pedestrian crossing in front of it and the cars of the first and second rows, why do you suddenly press the gas pedal, not the brake? Is it because you confuse the pedals or decide that these machines are just tired of driving and suddenly wanted to stand there?

I play with my son (4.5 years old) in the Mortal Kombat on Xbox.
Dad, what is the name of that evil uncle who has scratched legs?
Baraka
Pause for 30 seconds
And the name?

X: I tried with a friend some cocktail "land - air". Check if it works. The point is, drink a glass of vodka and drink champagne as much as you can. I cannot stand on my feet. You say, you think, but two limbs are too little to keep balance.
Y: Well the norm.
X: So, until the end of the party on the four and flooded. The apartment is large, then we will go to one company, then to another.
Y: We had a great time.
Z: Ah, as if gravity has become several times stronger...
X is me.

From the Bike Forum:
XXX - Don't forget to buy clothes... and don't save on them!
zzz - The guy is right, on his skin tried all the pain of motorcycling without equipment. I will be able to ride my quad-cycle only in about a year.
YYY – Why?
AAA – I was cold.

to this:
I was sitting on a dailap, I know what to expect.
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What is typical, then websites opened up times faster than now through 3G and LTE.

[11:05, 24.11.2014] I call Kentuck, asking how the weekend went?
[11:05, 24.11.2014] A long pause...
[11:06, 24.11.2014] ‪And the answer: how did you go...?

(They are
Briefly about the weekend
On the day of his birth, Serjoji, the only person with normal vision, was mocked and irritated with two eyes.

Article on Eurosport: "Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos graduated from school at the age of 28."
The commentary:
The young man, Serena A good technician has to be chosen.

I seem to have enormous reserves of the mind, and it sometimes takes me almost a week to get them out.

c) Mark Twain

After raising two children, I have everything to do with chocolate – associated with a brown sticky goose that can’t be washed off. Especially me kills the phrase - "Everything in Chocolate" - for me it is synonymous with the word "Pizzeria".

Greetings again!

Has the pedestrian chauffeur started? I have a recipe.
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Going out or out on the road, we will consider ALL those around us to be debils, then we will almost guaranteed to preserve our lives, health, freedom, finances.
Yes, a pedestrian, this driver must give you the way. If he’s normal, he’ll slow down, or even smash your hand/blink your headlights to show your intentions. But if he's a fool, he either doesn't see you, or he just doesn't care. Do you want to spend the rest of your life on asphalt?
Yes, the driver, the pedestrian had to make sure that the road was free. If he is normal, then, when he notices you approaching, he will apologize, then stop his run, or accelerate and leave your trajectory. The fool will either ignore you, or catch right under the wheels, or start to throw, eventually diving under your buffer. Do you have any other plans besides dealing with the police?

What if two normal people meet who consider their visavi a fool? And nothing special. The pedestrian will stop on the edge of the road, and the driver smoothly and in advance slows down, after which both will smile to each other and calmly break away.
You know, it’s nice to know that the one who at first seemed a fool has turned out to be an adequate person. On the contrary, it is terribly disappointing.

P.S If this becomes a clandestine public movement, I propose to use, as a symbol of identification, a volcanic salute, well, or a scout.