<Grach> Well no... either we’re developing or rallying... we’re not in the circus... )))
Well, in the circus, you know, a man is shot from a cannon into the anus of an elephant, an elephant at this time balances on a ball, and a man jongles with swords.
<Rita> PHP is written on an elephant, and AJAX is written on a gun?

From one publication where there was an on-line broadcast of the launch of the ship Union to the ISS
Q: But when they showed that the rocket above the planet, where the speed and height meters, I did not understand this animation?
Wow, no, they let the quadcopter with the camera in front.

> What does this have to do with the body? Brushes are picked up by trucks? Who is right?

It refers to the body, body - so used to be called a small basket, convenient when collecting mushrooms.

A-Gugu: By the way, about the student, I will go this year, I see the nose and the tears in my eyes
A-Gugu: It turns out to have crushed (through a board with a shim controller) accidentally pinceted the 5600mqf 320v capacitor battery, charged
A-Gugu: I calm down, say nothing, you will do something new... "And what is the price here, it was so loud and I was so flattered!"

A mosquito flies inside a house at a temperature of -27 degrees on the street.
Do you want him to fly out on the street?

xxx: You’ll probably be terribly surprised, but faith doesn’t stop me from writing in C++.

YYY: That is understandable. Even an atheist will not sit down to write in C++ without having crossed it.

Don’t make scandals where you can do a couple of shots.

I go to work through the cemetery in the morning, so 15 minutes faster. Winter, narrow path, as always. I pull my hand out of my pocket, the keys cling to the wrapper and fly out into the wrapper. Right to the grave.
The fullest stupor. At least I want to dig there. But in my head was a thought: I won’t get home without them. Okay, but you are laughing. The thought turns. Shrinking in Shrinking. Here comes a man. And I sit at the grave, breaking the snow and complaining so:
I cannot get home...
And then it came to me what I said, it began to roar. And the man probably won’t go through the cemetery anymore.

You are too young to have a serious relationship.
When Romeo and Juliet met, they were 16 and 13 years old.
Their romance lasted three days, resulting in the deaths of five people.

I am a child neurologist and I have children. And the elderly at one time had a delay in speech development, until the age of 3 he was generally silent, then already on the background of drugs spoke.

I was silent for five years. Parents paid off, led to psychiatrists-psychologists-logopedists... And the salt in what I knew how to speak, I just didn’t want to. I don’t remember the motive, but it was. As in the anecdote "and before the meat was not salted".

We teach the poem of B. Zahoder "Change", instead of "... on the periphery of the seat on the foot" firmly pronounces "on the periphery of the server home", daughter of Sisadmin, чо. )

I am a clinical researcher. Sending the customer a file with reliability calculations, standard deviations and other details. He replied, “Danny, thank you very much. All calculations are OK. But I was scared by the file name p&SDetc.”

V-King: Doing repairs in the apartment. There is an old broken gas plate. It was Lenin. He went to the entrance, attached a note. Sold, 2000 rubles and a phone. After half an hour there was no plywood, this is how I saved the garbage.

xxx is. What makes Amy so angry?

Oh well. and Noah. If I get a clean, cute apple, I’ll eat it. If I get this same apple in my mouth, twisting my jaw so that the figure is fixed, and also swallowing a scarf in my ass, then I will not be very pleased for some reason!

XXX is
Does anyone have IPv6 under Win98?

YYYY
The Dirty Pervert

XXX is
No, well what, the 1996 standard

A little about the mysterious Russian soul: they opened a branch in the province. At first, everything was fine until the breakthrough, so far... For the first year the branch was in no way, and profits. But in the next quarter, suddenly, a strong minus. Well, the director promised to figure it out, but could not - the second quarter of this half-year showed an even greater minus. I watched how. They found that employees were stealing. Thus e. The goods sold were much less than the goods received. Our director has safeguarded and appointed the director of this branch to be materially responsible. He prayed and asked for a security guard from the capital. For about a month I understood where and why. When he to his superiors what was revealed, he could not believe that it was so for a long time.
In short, the director of the branch decided that thirty a month for his employees is somehow a lot, and half began to take for himself. The accountant looked at it and started taking five more. In fact, in the hands, the employees received a dozen. But I want to eat. So they started breaking up the warehouses. Since our materials are specific, employees could only sell products at prices twice as low as the market. Accordingly, they stole in amounts two or three times the amount held.
Today, the director of the branch and his wife, the chief, were arrested. The employees were strictly impressed.

I work in the defense sector. "Our specifics" there is a lot to say about. One of the favourite themes of agitators for work with us is getting an apartment from the company after ten years of work.

Here too is specific. There is free housing, yes. Only it is not ten years, but closer to retirement, if you do not resign and never argue with the boss during this time. And after ten years of work you get the right to buy an apartment in a house built by the enterprise, at a discounted price (once and a half below the market). And depending on whether your interlocutor knows about this detail, you can judge whether he is naive or a bastard and a manipulator.

You will think. Well, Stirlitz brought a suitcase to a refugee near the ruins of the Ministry of Economic Development.

In some, when children are born, part of the brain goes out along with the placenta, I think.
In the bus she became an unwilling listener to the conversation of two friends. One other says: “My child has a serious developmental delay! She’s 1.6 years old and she doesn’t understand. A child in his childhood, not a word of understanding! I led her to neurologists, psychologists, logopedists - everyone suggests me to wait, say, small yet, now in general children begin to talk late, there is no developmental backwardness, and about speech everything is normal. How is it normal if you don’t say a word? What doctors are like in our time, they don't want to treat children at all, asked to prescribe any medicines, they say there are no indications. But I found the name of different drugs on the Internet, I bought it, I will give it. And the girls all s (the name of the famous ovulation forum) approved."
I am a child neurologist and I have children. And the older one had a delay in the development of speech, until the age of 3 he was generally silent, then already on the background of medications spoke, went to the logopedic garden, now he is studying in the regular school.
And if you knew how many such moms come to me then, whose children are seriously suffering, because they themselves, along with the girls from the forum, diagnose them and treat them in every way, often with prescription drugs (friends from the forum share recipes)...

I meet today in the supermarket "cappuccino-knowing" cashier.
She asks:"Where is the small?" I answer: "On courses, I gave in English".
“Oh,” she says, “is he so small, and is he already sprinkling?”
I smiled and corrected it.) Aunt doesn’t mind:"I’m speaking spray now in English?"
"Yes, I humble myself, and I spray."
“Well,” smiles the happy lady, “so many years have passed... and I remember.