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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89940
 20.11.2013
xxx: after all, only he could have thought to write on the door in the sorting "CAL-center"

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №89939
 20.11.2013
I got a gift for the new year :)
How many carats?

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89938
 20.11.2013
The next tram flies, from the semi-opened door, a drunk in plasticine man falls onto the corps, surrounds the stop with muddy eyes and pronounces: “Your mother, it is already hour of night!”and "
Someone’s hand pulls him back, the doors clog, the tram disappears.
After a minute’s pause, someone from the crowd says, “That’s what they are, the clock with the coconut...”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89937
 20.11.2013
...and is there a word that defines the novelty to them not as a couple?? to

Hate as a pair is defined only when it falls out of your ears =D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89936
 20.11.2013
And he said, “Well! I will call you a cat.
She: Don’t think about it! I’ll call the cockroaches bones.
We will serve you.)

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89935
 20.11.2013
Confident in yourself:

What are you people such boundlessly limited in development, a flock of millions of idiots and mentally inferior, lazy, underdeveloped pupils of Russian education headed by your leader Drishchenko?From the word "wow"!!No, there were no other options!
and
You will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry. ( the book. It is obsolete). Loud and screaming. “Mother shouted with fear.” – Zhukovsky

The interpretative dictionary of Ushakov. by d.n of Ushakov. 1935 to 1940.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89934
 20.11.2013
Is anyone watching the new Russian Sherlock Holmes? What are impressions?
Yyy: There is a sudden Boyarsky without a hat.
ZZZ is there. Lestrade is playing, the channel.
On the set he was wearing a green hat to make it easier for computer artists to blur it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89933
 20.11.2013
time later. I leave the store, a guy who was previously mistaken around the store quickly settles behind me, his intentions are quite clear. I turn around in the dark street, the guy is joyfully following me. I say with an oil voice:"and who is waiting for me here?"From the darkness comes a Doberman, shining a smile throughout his mouth, the guy stops abruptly. After Doberman, a husband comes out with our second dog. The guy turns and goes back quickly. The cloud.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89932
 20.11.2013
OsliG PYH POH
I have done a lot of stupid things in my life without thinking about it, but to ask a pregnant girl if she is a virgin... I am ashamed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89931
 20.11.2013
Probably only my aunt can call at 3 p.m. and ask her to borrow a Darth Vader mask.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89930
 20.11.2013
and he. When the state says it will hold the corruption by the hand, I imagine how funny it will look with the hands tied.
(One of the comments to the news about the appointment of Serdjukov)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89929
 20.11.2013
Love is when you code. She came from behind. and hugged. I looked at what you’re doing and whispered to your ear: “Coffee shut down on the 127 line, a programmer is crazy.”

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89928
 19.11.2013
KrYaK: Peanuts are like water. It has three aggregate states. Hard, liquid and gas.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89927
 19.11.2013
xxx: If you tell a person that he has a degree at Cambridge University, he will look at you and think, Oh, he really did it.

But never tell anyone that you are a British scientist.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89926
 19.11.2013
I need decent personal cash, for personal expenses different. and :)
Yyy: that type- take my grandmother to Abu Dhabi to give :)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89925
 19.11.2013
here here :
Shurupchik: See, the child on the question of where I appeared must either say the truth and corrupt it, or lie to him, and feel like a scapegoat speaking to children.
“Well, put yourself on a bed with cabbage and tell the truth, cha.
— — —
To me, on the quite natural question “where did I come from?” the father told a remarkable story from the course of biology about the fertilization of a female egg by a male sperm, the process of division, etc. The question of where they came from and how they met did not arise, because this was quite enough) overall: I answered the pure truth, never corrupting it) and the next day, already in the kindergarten, I gave a lecture on this topic)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89924
 19.11.2013
The dialogue at the Ikea box, as always about:

Treasurer: Good day, yes, you have one blidrian, three psouns, two small tents, a crisbanor, saw a kitchen, a floor brewer and xirment for the bedroom...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89923
 19.11.2013
Please, Dear Brother, scroll down the bottom of the page as a button to the top.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89922
 19.11.2013
I read about Ramstein. Their current leader - Til Lindemann - in his youth lived on a farm, worked as a carpenter, plowed baskets. He was summoned to the group as a vocalist precisely because he was heard singing when he wrapped baskets... in a punk-rock indie group...

He lively imagined this: Til sits by the straw on a tabouret, wraps a basket and sings one of his songs. And in the corners of the courtyard, cuddling pigs climb, cows in a semi-conscious state give the milk already boiled, and the whole courtyard is overwhelmed by agonizing chickens. This is an idyllic rural pastoral.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89921
 19.11.2013
On 4pda news about the sliding smartphone LG G flex, the first comments :
The skiing, the skiing...

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