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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105682
 19.11.2014
RavenRA : PizDaint is a Swiss supercomputer ranked 6th in the world with 6.27 PFLOPS. And, judging by the name, he should either engage in calculations of the consequences of nuclear explosions or in linguistic analysis.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105681
 19.11.2014
XXX: Over the course of the year:
1st Large doors with cylinder.
2nd Large capacity for water.
Three Iron entrance door with a metal shell.
4 is Metal frame with grid.
5 is Carrying shelters from the roof.
6 is Metal pillars on which a wooden fence was held. They couldn’t break several times, they cut in the end.
7 is They took out all the grabbels, spots, moths.

YYY: It wasn’t you’ve gotten covered. It looks like you’ve robbed almost the entire set.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105680
 19.11.2014
Bank Trust, online chat on site

You are:
Good day!
I made a contribution in Moscow in March 2014. Since then, I have changed my name, now I am in the city of Nagan. How should I notify the bank about the change of personal data?

The Hope:
Good day!

The Hope:
You need to write an application for data change in the office.

You are:
Where is the closest office to me?

The Hope:
Which metro station is closest to you?

You are:
I am now in the city of Nagan.

The Hope:
What is the nearest city to you?

You are:
I am not in the forest.
I am in town

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105679
 19.11.2014
to this:

xemten: I read the Talmuds of the PTU on the tokar/fresher affairs. There in the introduction usually write - "Tokar - an interesting and promising specialty. In our country, the tokar is a respected person". I was unwilling to say "I want to go to your country!!and "

Remember the guy, you probably never worked in production...Tokar is a very deficitary and, at the same time, a required profession. You can squeeze angry grandmothers by working with a tower. The other problem is that you won’t find a literate taper. Now all the managers, the herd of managers, who cheat about the salary, but can not pinpoint. And I got a triple ball in a ball as a gift.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105678
 19.11.2014
My wife and I went to motor school for the first time. She is from home, I am from work. 10 minutes late. The theory takes place in the ordinary general school office. I run into it, there is a turniket and a guard (O) next to it:

Is there a Bachelor?
I: not
A: Then buy

Nearby there is a machine machine with bagels: you sew a coin 10p, turn the coin receiver, a small capsule with bagels falls from the bottom inside. I do everything I need, but the Bachiles do not fall. I speak to the guard:

I: There is no Bachil. No money, no baggage.
A: Heaven 2 rubles
I: then I would not accept, we tried as a child (evidently lied, in my childhood 10r only paper was)
A: Oh shit, it’s the second person for today, it’s never been that.

The security guard got his 10p, scrolled and gave me bats. After thanking him, I went to the office I needed. I sat next to my wife (J), I see: she is in the basil. I remembered that she told me on the phone that she had no money with her. at all.

I: Zay, where did you come from, you said there was no money?
I got 10 rubles. Even though they did not help.
I: The Bachiles did not fall out?
and UGU. You also have?
I am AHA. The security guard bought it for his money and said I was second for today.
J: I bought it too. I was the first to go.

The class is over, we go back. The security guard saw us walking together and smiling, understood everything and himself disappeared in a smile:

Are you not relatives?
I: the spouses
A: Then it is clear.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105677
 19.11.2014
I wonder how would a racial Japanese feel in Armenia? Approximately one-third of the surnames end in "-than" (Karapetyan, for example), the initial part may generally consist of some consonants (the same Mkrtshan). Thus e. in Russian it would be "Mgggkkkkkkkkrrrhrhhh!!!!-girl"... and the creature, named by the principle of {"the sound of the sliding garden scissors on the glass" + "the girl"}, is a curly-coated man with a huge nose!!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105676
 19.11.2014
Is it rarely a compliment... to starve a man so that he eats morning oatmeal?! to
It’s not a compliment, it’s either hunger or love.

A middle-aged man, like a thin bear,
I was a coward in the room.
to his wife and to his aunt,
The sadness of his face.

Wear clothes, we don’t have a window.
People from the window are looking at you.
“Let them all see,” the man replied.
How you feed me!

If you touched this topic,
His wife continued to bite him.
Take off your trousers and stay naked.
What would you see for what to feed you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105675
 19.11.2014
Did you know that the stella on which the laws of Hammurabi are carved has a falical shape? That is, the first system of laws was written in XY? Why is so?
– But it is understandable now the expression "send to x...". This is a call to improve your legal literacy!
– And the trial is not...eye... trial. And the preparation of the lawsuit is preliminary lusts))
And when in ancient Babylon the judge said to the parties, “Yes, I have turned you!” it meant that the case would be solved exclusively in accordance with the law. But I am afraid then to imagine what the trials are.)
That is what it is.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105674
 19.11.2014
Sending a picture on origami:
Is it a bull?
XXX or a cat?
Tagged: cat
YYY: But I have a bitch.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105673
 19.11.2014
The Guard!! to

Combine the sides first into one triangle, then twist it, like the tape of Mobius.

– – – – –

The tape of Mebius! Well of course. And I folded this unfortunate tent by the method "I closed my eyes, hook-hook. by Fuck. The Hook. by Fuck. Fuck you... Oh! It is done!"


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105672
 19.11.2014
I work as a teacher. We are in class 7 stage of social development. I tell about the agricultural, industrial, post-industrial societies, the main types of activities in them, etc. And here one student asks me:
- Imyarek Imyarekovich, say, and the representatives of the oldest profession are engaged in the service sector?
I play poker and say:
Yes you are right. Why are you asking?
- Just I didn't understand: You said that the field of services has been developed in the modern world, i.e. Post-industrial society, and the profession is the oldest.
We had to go deeper into the essence of the question and talk about the gradual development of the various branches of the non-productive sphere (although, on the example of trade).

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №105671
 19.11.2014
Testi recently bought a telephone, and he still likes to watch broadcasts about the USSR and the time. So he’s now in HD :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105670
 19.11.2014
As for the money tree, I have heard that it must be buried under its roots and then it grows well. My mother, by the way, this tree is so fat, happy, straight to envy.
Yyy Now the whole messenger knows where your mother stores her savings.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105669
 19.11.2014
More in the under-Russian: "directly to South Korea"

Right up, cattle and coal!! >_<

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105668
 19.11.2014
No more forced hospitalization of schizophrenics

You are forcibly hospitalized, you are nostalgic.
A schizoid is a normal person, it is a stock of character.
This is a schizophrenic, yes, a sick.
Do not be confused, you will become a goat.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105667
 19.11.2014
A stupid kind of divorce: well, he will buy me two wheels - and what, will he put on a bicycle?
I still have to lie down, not a question, and the "tricky scammer" will spend the grandmother in vain. Other people will come to buy – you see, the price will rise.
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The chovak (chovak) is broken down and the front (or back, or one side) is repaired, they need whole disks cheaper before selling - because a piece of body they have already cooked, the glands have been found in the garbage, and there are no disks. I found a photo and started calling. Why so many calls? In order for the seller to think that the disks actually often buy 2. And soon there is such a "smart" like you - sold two and waiting for the rest to come to buy and the price will rise.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105666
 19.11.2014
From Hockenheim in one forum:
How too Russian your "watniki", call us in the European way - watmenami)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105665
 19.11.2014
The Human Rights Commissioner’s office receives many complaints and appeals related to the loss of housing for various reasons: due to fires, mortgages and technogenic causes.
How it sounds, right? "The loss of housing due to mortgage!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105664
 19.11.2014
The principle of camouflage is to distort the volume and shape of the object observed in the brain of the observer.
WOW: They are doing right! Therefore, I propose to develop a civil camouflage.
HH: There is already. A dark gray suit, a white shirt, a silver tie, black shoes and a short haircut.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105663
 19.11.2014
xxx: Sisadmin says, addressing two nice accountants who are called him: “I will now finish with the printer and do you all good.”

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